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elastaaddict
645 posts
Location: wishing to be in Rio


Posted:
Not exactly new to the site, but never bothered to introduce myself - until I saw all the fun that was being had by others. And the truth is, this thread is all about me! Suits my ego down to the ground.



SO, I am neither Gerald, nor Arthur, I'm also not an old hag.

I shall quell my tendancies to outright lying (partly because I know I'd be immediately uncovered... though that sounds appealing :dirtylaugh:) and talk about the "real me". Nice.



Full name - Laura Michelle Egginton. I really like jam. especially seeded raspberry jam.

My favourite toy - I have favoured the joys of poi for a good few years now, started spinning in 2001 ish. I've had a great time spinning with everyone I know and met over the years and continue to constantly be inspired biggrinhug thanks all ubblove



I study languages - German, easy fluency

- Portuguese - can converse

- Spanish, I can get misunderstood, but generally survive only mortally offending the odd person.

- French, gets me into all kinds of [Old link]...



currently (Sep2004) working on... contact poi, RHD inspired throws and moves, bloody whip catchescensored, various tangles, improing the design of my fire poi. Also improoveing my spelling.



I also play with sticks (badly) and juggle (also pretty badly, but its all about the passing smile)



so thats me in a nutella shell - oh how we do laugh, "what wit!" they cried in unison.



hugs (snogs if your lucky, but not you Maderlock, that's just wrong)

Loz

EDITED_BY: elasta (1151499061)

there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap

if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile

"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne


Dr_MollyPooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home


Posted:
*dashes in with a pot of tea, a vat of chocolatey goodness and a spatula*

*gets down to business*

happy birthday beautiful hug

elastaaddict
645 posts
Location: wishing to be in Rio


Posted:
bliss!

thanks Moll biggrin but watch what you're doing with that spatula eek

there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap

if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile

"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Happy Birthday smile

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hey, happy birthday! Got anything fun planned?

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


Bubbles_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!! biggrin

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
hug hug2 hug

happy joy-day!

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


elastaaddict
645 posts
Location: wishing to be in Rio


Posted:
smile

there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap

if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile

"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
You're sooo old now! I'll get the zimmer tongue

Let's relight this forum ubblove


Dr_MollyPooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home


Posted:
I got your hug special delivery from Dunc smile
it was very lovely, but less chocolatey than I had suspected

I'm nto telling you of the secret hug-train that will transport a hug back to you from here - but next time anything wraps round you unexpectedly... that'll be it hug

elastaaddict
645 posts
Location: wishing to be in Rio


Posted:
oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! now I'm excited!! ubbrollsmile bounce bounce2 ubbloco will it be covered in chocolate?! biggrin biggrin biggrin ubblocohug2hehe clap

.... wait, the next time something wraps around me unexpectedly... that'll be my meteor then. rolleyes oh I must learn how to control that thing. *stomps foot*

So much to learn, so little time...

there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap

if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile

"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne


elastaaddict
645 posts
Location: wishing to be in Rio


Posted:
ubblove Thought I'd put some more news in here, because I'm very happy about it and want the world to know....



I have just got engaged to this man:



[post edited because we broke off the engagement and this is now really painful to look at]
EDITED_BY: elasta (1151498391)

there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap

if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile

"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne


Dr_MollyPooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home


Posted:
bounce eek bounce

really?!

Congratulations!
(with chocolate on top obviously)
hug

elastaaddict
645 posts
Location: wishing to be in Rio


Posted:
thankyou!

there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap

if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile

"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne


T&BBRONZE Member
Me
607 posts
Location: London/Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
Wow that's wicked. don't know what to say wasn't really expecting that. So when are you bring him back to be inspected (promise I won't poke and prod him too much).

yeaa happy Laura, hope that you'll be bouncing about like some mad bouncing thing for the rest of the summer/year/... smile smile smile hug hug hug wink wink wink

Maybe I should change this too something abit nicer, humm no I still think your all Ccensoredt


Gayle......!SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom


Posted:
bounce Congratulations!!!!! bounce

Gayle.....!


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Oooooooo He's Gorgeous!

hug Congratulations! hug

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
bounce

Congratumalations!

bounce2

hug

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


elastaaddict
645 posts
Location: wishing to be in Rio


Posted:
 Written by: T&B



Wow that's wicked. don't know what to say wasn't really expecting that. So when are you bring him back to be inspected (promise I won't poke and prod him too much).



yeaa happy Laura, hope that you'll be bouncing about like some mad bouncing thing for the rest of the summer/year/... smile smile smile hug hug hug wink wink wink





He probably wont be able to come over to England for a while, he has to go back to Brazil for a couple of months and sort out a new visa frown

But we're hoping he'll be back in Europe in time for us to spend Christmas together biggrin

.... here's another photo, in't he lovely?!

[photo deleted]



Oh and Molly you wanted some details:

Julio Cesar Francisco Silva, from Rio de Janeiro.

Profession: ballet dancer (but also works doing brazilian dance like capoiera, samba etc), no he can't juggle, but I'm working on that!



ubblove hug
EDITED_BY: elasta (1151498492)

there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap

if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile

"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne


T&BBRONZE Member
Me
607 posts
Location: London/Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
What I have to wait till Christmas b4 getting to try out my poking stick grumble grumble grumble (goes off to sharpen stick into an ever sharper point)

Maybe I should change this too something abit nicer, humm no I still think your all Ccensoredt


Psiboing
529 posts
Location: Body in Seattle - soul still in bristol :)


Posted:
eek bounce biggrin hug hug2 hug hug2 hug

OMG! Congratulations!

Can we come and juggle & spin at your wedding juggle biggrin

Mike hug

elastaaddict
645 posts
Location: wishing to be in Rio


Posted:
thankyou!
and of course you can, I would expect nothing less!! hug

there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap

if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile

"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne


BethMiss Whippy
1,262 posts
Location: Cornwall & Oxford


Posted:
Garthy told me about the good news at Shambala! Congrats! hes gorgeous! hug hug hug

Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.


elastaaddict
645 posts
Location: wishing to be in Rio


Posted:
Thanks Beth biggrin

but why does life have to be such a biatch sometimes? In 12 days I go back to England and he to Brazil. Depending on how long it takes to renew his visa I wont be able to see him for anything up to 10 months! ubbcrying I know it's supposed to be for our protection, but I hate the idea of visas. soapbox That a person should need a piece of paper stamped by some very important representative of a very important societal system so that he can cross into a particular space of land on this earth... it just makes me feel mad2 and censored and spank

Me no likey.

mad2

But at least we have 12 days... sigh. heart

there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap

if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile

"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne


Dr_MollyPooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home


Posted:
hug2

Sweetheart, you were missed at Play. And I want to get a hoop round you middle and watch you wiggle with it. I think you'd like it smile

Enjoy your 12 days. I know how you feel hug hug

elastaaddict
645 posts
Location: wishing to be in Rio


Posted:
oh yay, I'm gonna get hoopin my ass off at Brizzle...not literally - you gonna be there miss? hug

there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap

if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile

"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne


Dr_MollyPooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home


Posted:
nope frown

But if you see any worms, know that I sent them smile

Make Drew bring his Trixie de la Rue hoop for you to play with - he has a nice line in posing already wink



There have been suggestions made to cover your hoop in jam to aid grip for tricks. I think you might have to investigate a more chocolatey approach hug kiss

elastaaddict
645 posts
Location: wishing to be in Rio


Posted:
how about jammy chocolate? *licks lips and practices working the hoop up for a face roll...*
wink hug

there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap

if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile

"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne


Dr_MollyPooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home


Posted:
I had a raspberry jam and banana sandwich on Sunday
I can see the chocolatey possibilities smile

However - you may need to wear a hat to stop your hair getting sticky.

Are you quite safe and not too wet my sweet?
News is of floods from your neck of the woods hug

elastaaddict
645 posts
Location: wishing to be in Rio


Posted:
yeah, crazy weather here ubbloco but I've been snug in my bed with my chocolate-man (actually I discovered to some dismay, that although it may look like it, his skin is not chocolate (!!) frown I suppose its better that way, I cant imagine a marriage lasting long if I keep eating his skin... )

But the rain is pants - and people have died in the avalanches of mud eek (apparently mud isn't chocolate either, I'm going to steer clear)

there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap

if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile

"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne


elastaaddict
645 posts
Location: wishing to be in Rio


Posted:
*sniff sniff* I'm stuck in the library trying to finish my dissertation today.
I have only 2 days left with my noivinho and I have to spend them in the library, on my own, writing about the history of jugglers in Austria... well ok the topic is great, but, I wish my deadline wasn't the day my bebezinho leaves for Brazil frown ubbcrying

This is really rubbish.

there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap

if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile

"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne


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