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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
U tell a riddle. Basic Rules. Guess it. He/she/thing who guesses correctly wins and tells the next one...

I'll start.

When it is broken, it still works.
Beating pains it not...

bit small and crappy, but a bit hard.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Heart?

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
yep

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
riddle me this......(it's not too hard but obviously I know the answer :rolleyes:)

I'm not marmite or vegemite, nor nuttella.
Eaten by girls boys ladies and fellas
I'm crunchy and smooth and go well with jelly
and a little tiny bit fills up your belly :lickslips:

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MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
toast?

If so..

I get wet when i dry. What am i?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
A towel?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


KatrinaGOLD Member
enthusiast
352 posts
Location: Edinburgh, United Kingdom


Posted:
peanut butter?

One day i'll learn to resist gravity...


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
yep
0430 is way too late for this sort of thing.

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Fortunatley, its 8:40pm here. I really should be doing my homework.

This one has been deemed unsolvable, Try it out...

Although broken, they will always exist and surround us. We don't like being confined in them and they will outlive us all. What are "they"?

or try a simple one.

What has a neck but no head?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
umm, is the second one a bottle?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
yes. I dont get the first one. Atoms maybe?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
stars, maybe? or, perhaps, the first one is bottles too. i think glass takes a fair old while to break down/degrade/decompose

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Katrina


peanut butter?




Congratulations Katrina hug

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KatrinaGOLD Member
enthusiast
352 posts
Location: Edinburgh, United Kingdom


Posted:
*looks smug* I had a feeling it wasn't toast (Sorry MiG)

One day i'll learn to resist gravity...


RosscoOfficial HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire


Posted:
Written by:

Although broken, they will always exist and surround us. We don't like being confined in them and they will outlive us all. What are "they"?





Rules or laws maybe? umm

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
ohhhh! Good one. Maybe. I dont know...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
what gets bigger the more you take from it?

GottaLoveItSponge
883 posts
Location: Stevenage


Posted:
a hole!!!

Monkeys monkeys and bananas


FlapjacksSILVER Member
part of the lonely trio
137 posts
Location: Hastings, England


Posted:
Written by: Fine_Rabid_Dog


Although broken, they will always exist and surround us. We don't like being confined in them and they will outlive us all. What are "they"?




Dreams?
Limits?

confused

smells like burning teenagers..


GottaLoveItSponge
883 posts
Location: Stevenage


Posted:
I thought dreams too.. reputations? but not all are broken, and not all remain after we're dead....
Hopes? who doesn't like being confined in hopes??

Monkeys monkeys and bananas


Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
Although broken, they will always exist and surround us. We don't like being confined in them and they will outlive us all. What are "they"?

I agree with whoever said Rules.

What about... the person who made it doesnt want it, the person who bought it doesnt need it, and the person who is using it doesnt know they're using it. What is it?

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
a coffin

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
A man rides into town on Friday, and stays there for two days. But when he leaves, its Thursday. Why is this?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


phinnot just a juggler...
101 posts
Location: edinburgh


Posted:
his horse is called friday

phin

"look like a girl, act like a lady, think like a man and work like a dog"


phinnot just a juggler...
101 posts
Location: edinburgh


Posted:
what is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away?

phin

"look like a girl, act like a lady, think like a man and work like a dog"


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
Coal?

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phinnot just a juggler...
101 posts
Location: edinburgh


Posted:
yup biggrin

phin

"look like a girl, act like a lady, think like a man and work like a dog"


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
COOL! What a guess!! It's the only thing I could think of :happydance:

sh1t now it's my go....erm...


*phones clever friend*


A woman gave birth to 7 children. All grew up to be healthy and happy. Half of them were boys but how is this possible??

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KatrinaGOLD Member
enthusiast
352 posts
Location: Edinburgh, United Kingdom


Posted:
You don't say who "them" are so I'm guessing the 4 boys makes half and the mum and 3 girls makes the other half.

I may be very wrong

One day i'll learn to resist gravity...


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
nope

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margitaSILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia


Posted:
confused that's a hard one! i just quizzed my folks and they didn't get it either!! (it's almost their bed time so i'm not too surprised!!) :P

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!



if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!



smile! :grin: it confuses people!


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