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duballstar
SILVER Member since Sep 2003

duballstar

slack rating - 9.5
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Ki...

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Posted:Did anyone see Cousins last night on Channel 4 (UK)? An entire programme full of monkeys, lemurs and primates with some of the funniest soundbites ever heard in a nature programme! it's on for the next few weeks on thurs nights so make sure you watch it next week. for those of you that missed out i'll give you a quick run through....



This weeks programme was on the Lemur family.



This is a slow loris isn't a slow loris but it's pretty close (a tarsier). they cover their babies in poisonous spit to protect them http://www.primates.com/tarsier.htm
"this babie's armed and dangerous"



These things (Sifakas) skip crazily across the floor. http://www.primates.com/lemurs/sifbab.html
"once a few get going the others find it hard to resist"..bounce2 bounce bounce2



And these are the most quality of all, Black Lemurs. Only the males are black. Too attract a female... http://www.primates.com/lemurs/blacklemur.html
'He woos her with his anal gland' (!!!!!!) eek



This is a female who sucks crushed millipede juice and 'can't get enough of it' http://www.primates.com/lemurs/black-lemur.html
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'it seems humans aren't the only ones who wish to experimant with intoxicants'. i can see where she's coming from with his chat up technique... peace



and finally the ring tailed lemur. these females seem to be wise to such irresistable charm and 'are only willing to mate for once a year for a few hours' http://www.primates.com/lemurs/ring-tailedlemur.html
no wonder dude's looking put out...



Watch it next week!



Edit: The images aren't working so you'll have to follow the shortcuts!

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It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:I went to Bristol Zoo last saturday Dubba nd we saw little babyRed Bearded Lemurs bounceing round all over the place and having a great time of it! ubblove Ah cutie little monkey type things are ace! ubbrollsmile

Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Location: inside your head

Total posts: 104
Posted:that was on the discovery channel (U.S. cable channel)

(too bad i dont have cable)


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!

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Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 1662
Posted:
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the cutest monkey in the whole world ever.


I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Awwwwwwwwwwwwww..... ubblove ubblove ubblove ubblove

I'm very easily smitten by little cute things, hence my interest in pediatrics. ubblol


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Trillian
BRONZE Member since Feb 2004

Trillian

Llamas are larger than frogs.
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio, USA

Total posts: 319
Posted:Holy crap, that is a tiny monkey! It's adorable! biggrin

"I know a good deal more than a boiled carrot."
"Fire!" "Where?" "Nowhere, I was just illustrating the misuse of free speech."

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OrangeBobo
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

OrangeBobo

veteran
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada

Total posts: 1389
Posted:AH! TINY MONKEY!!! HIIIIDE! *dives for cover* Little things like that monkey, and pepsi twist will take over the world!!!!

*runs around in circles screaming*

~ Bobo


wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier

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Tao Star

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 1662
Posted:if they could teach it how to sign like that other monkey in america then they could use it as a bug in hotel rooms!

watch out james bond....


I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

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duballstar
SILVER Member since Sep 2003

duballstar

slack rating - 9.5
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Ki...

Total posts: 2216
Posted:i watched another wicked monkey program this morning. biggrin it had gibbons. they make really funny ooooo noises and swing really fast in trees and often break their hands which looks really funny cos they swing round all limp wristed + look camp. ubblol my favourite quote from this one had my name in it:

'the only way to put chris in his place is to chase him further down the tree'

the programme after was poo though cos it was 'Wildlife of the Future' or something + i could have made it up myself.... frown


It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett

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PyroWill
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

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HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4437
Posted:has anyone ever seen 'monkey' the japanese series?
and from that egg came..................monkey!!!!!


An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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