Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
Look to the moon, look to the stars, and if you still can't find happyness...find a bar!!!
O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.
Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck!
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does anyone know the truth behind Barbie and Ken??
Smile.. It confuses people..:)
Wonders never cease as long as you never cease to wonder.
wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier
O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.
Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck!
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!
There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1,
"in most of our friends we're the hippies. but we have hippie friends of our own.. its like a dog having its own pet" - H. Sinoquet 19-03-2005
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1,
"in most of our friends we're the hippies. but we have hippie friends of our own.. its like a dog having its own pet" - H. Sinoquet 19-03-2005
Written by: LilMissSmartyPants
The only jokes I can remember are either racist or very, very cruel. None of which are appropriate to repeat to another human being.
Have faith in what you can do and respect for what you can't
Whatever happened to my green and pleasant land?
Written by: One From Sputnik
*eats humble pie*
There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1,
"in most of our friends we're the hippies. but we have hippie friends of our own.. its like a dog having its own pet" - H. Sinoquet 19-03-2005
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
Written by: Brit_Joe
She... zips down a bungy rope to the jewel in the middle of the museum (for the boys) then she goes home and buys a brand new pink porche with mounted missile launchers and vanity mirror (for the girls)
You'll find me on the dance floor
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
Written by: doctor_fandango
same two cows a few weeks later...
"mooooooooo!"
the other turns and with a look of disgust says,
"ye git, i was gonna say that!"
Whatever happened to my green and pleasant land?
There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1,
"in most of our friends we're the hippies. but we have hippie friends of our own.. its like a dog having its own pet" - H. Sinoquet 19-03-2005
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.
There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1,
"in most of our friends we're the hippies. but we have hippie friends of our own.. its like a dog having its own pet" - H. Sinoquet 19-03-2005
Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.
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