SupermanBRONZE Member
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Location: Houston, Texas, USA


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What is a CAT? 1. Cats do what they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They're totally unpredictable. 4. When you want to play, they want to be alone. 5. When you want to be alone, they want to play. 6. They expect you to cater to their every whim. 7. They're moody. 8. They leave hair everywhere. CONCLUSION: They're tiny women in little fur coats. What is a DOG? 1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. 2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room. 3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time. 4. They growl when they are not happy. 5. When you want to play, they want to play. 6. When you want to be alone, they want to play. 7. They leave their toys everywhere. 8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss! 9. They go right to your crotch as soon as they meet you. CONCLUSION: They're tiny men in little fur coats.
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Super'------------------"Only the warrior that hears the call will know when to leave, Where to go" -unknown"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams"- Willy Wonka

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence of fear.


- Mark Twain


CAINED-AND-UNABLEmember
214 posts
Location: Manchester


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Dr.NoodleHeadBRONZE Member
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170 posts
Location: The Giant Mushroom, United Kingdom


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Nice one - quite uncannily accurate methinks
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.On the subject......."I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." -- Rita Rudner Noods

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Dr.NoodleHeadBRONZE Member
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170 posts
Location: The Giant Mushroom, United Kingdom


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Sorry, can't resist this one......."Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -- Robert Anson Heinlein
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Noods

Fish are just like trees except they move and they're invisible


SupermanBRONZE Member
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829 posts
Location: Houston, Texas, USA


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Heres another difference...Dogs: These humans feed me, take out side, provide me with shelter, warmth, love, caring, medicine, any and all provisions. They make sure i am happy and care for my every need....they must be gods.Cats: These humans feed me, take out side, provide me with shelter, warmth, love, caring, medicine, any and all provisions. They make sure i am happy and care for my every need....i must be a god..EnjoySuper'------------------"Only the warrior that hears the call will know when to leave, Where to go" -unknown"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams"- Willy Wonka

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence of fear.


- Mark Twain


Shibakienthusiast
309 posts
Location: Tampa, Fl


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Cats were worshipped thousands of years ago...They have never forgotten this.
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------------------~I dont care if they eat me alive, Ive got better things to do than survive. ~Ani

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N8member
336 posts
Location: NY, USA


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Did anybody worship dogs?------------------Care of other people's approval and you become their prisoner.Live fully, Rave wholly.Fluid are the movements of my strings...

Care of other people's approval and you become their prisoner.Live fully, Rave wholly.Fluid are the movements of my strings...


Dr.NoodleHeadBRONZE Member
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170 posts
Location: The Giant Mushroom, United Kingdom


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Didn't Anubis have a dog's head?Noods

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SupermanBRONZE Member
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829 posts
Location: Houston, Texas, USA


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i worshiped a dog in highschool. Then i broke up with her after three months. I did everything for her, then she cheated on me...but im not bitter. [image]https://www.homeofpoi.com/ubb/images/icons/grin.gif">Super'------------------[/image]"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams"- Willy Wonka

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence of fear.


- Mark Twain


emthrenmember
57 posts
Location: Sydney


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Methinks Anubis had the head of a jackal, but... close enough.

Dr.NoodleHeadBRONZE Member
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170 posts
Location: The Giant Mushroom, United Kingdom


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Aha....methinks you is right. Still, I reckon he'd prefer Bonios over Kitty-chunks
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Noods

Fish are just like trees except they move and they're invisible


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