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Timmy


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Location: Bishop's Stortford, UK

Total posts: 45
Posted:Knock, knock. (old joke style.....
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Jesse


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Location: Pittsburgh, PA/ USA

Total posts: 118
Posted:Okay... I'll bite... (I'm so sure I'm going to be sorry...)"Who's there?"

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Timmy


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Location: Bishop's Stortford, UK

Total posts: 45
Posted:Cows go....

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Pele
BRONZE Member since Dec 2000

Pele

the henna lady
Location: WNY, USA

Total posts: 6193
Posted:You've got to be kidding me!!!!?????
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Alright....Cow's go who?
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------------------Pele Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir...


Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK

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spiffspiff


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Location: Boston, MA, USA

Total posts: 52
Posted:if the punchline is something along the lines of "cows go moo, owls go who" i will be deeply disappointed.

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Timmy


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Location: Bishop's Stortford, UK

Total posts: 45
Posted:It was actually "No, Cows go MOO", but I think I'll leave this Knock, knock stuff alone now.......sorry!Happy (and not too pathetic) swinging,Tim /|\

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Jesse


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Location: Pittsburgh, PA/ USA

Total posts: 118
Posted:Oh, for god's sake... <sicks both dogs mentioned in the dawgie discussion on Timmy to lick his face until he asphixiates.> I knew I was going to be sorry. - Hey, Timmy - What kind of dog do you have any how?

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spiffspiff


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Location: Boston, MA, USA

Total posts: 52
Posted:ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*deeply disappointed*

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Timmy


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Location: Bishop's Stortford, UK

Total posts: 45
Posted:Yeah, yeah, I know, lame joke, but I found it kinda funny.....(does that say something about me?
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)Jesse, my dog is a Golden Retreiver (sp?). I got her off my sister when she moved to Jersey to live. When I got her she was fat, but I take her to work every day, so she spends all day running around in a forest, and now she's a lean, mean, poi-eating machine! Another bad thing about dog-poi stuff that I discovered was that if you poi in the garden and walk past a, erm, dog turd, and 'swish' your poi accidentally through it, not only do you get a smelly poi tail, but also dirty kitchen windows!
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Happy (poo-free) swinging,Tim /|\


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Pele
BRONZE Member since Dec 2000

Pele

the henna lady
Location: WNY, USA

Total posts: 6193
Posted:I like spiffspiff's answer....My son thinks the joke is funny...then again he is five so what exactly does that say about you Timmy?
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------------------Pele Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir...


Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK

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Kat
BRONZE Member since Dec 2000

Kat

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Location: London, Wales (UK)

Total posts: 2211
Posted:That joke ranks up there with greats like Why did the chicken cross the road/Beacause it wanted to get to the other side?But then its Wednesday morning and the week is only half over - but then I guess I'm looking at the pint half empty instead of half full. ------------------"London is a city coming down from its trip and there's going to be a lot of refugees" - Danny,Withnail & I

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats

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Purple Dragon


Purple Dragon

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Location: Wellington

Total posts: 23
Posted:I thought your joke was good

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sammie


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Location: UK

Total posts: 56
Posted:heeeheee......whats pink and fluffy?Pink fluffff.......whats blue and fluffy?(pink fluff holding its breath!)heeeeehehehehehhehehe!
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gάrbǿ

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Location: Bristol / London / Norwich / C...

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Posted:Whats brown and sticky?A stickha ha peace out garbo
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be excellent to each other: safe:

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Simos


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Location: London, UK

Total posts: 382
Posted:having met Timmy in person i can assure everyone that he is quite funny!
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not too sure about the Cows go MOO joke though....coming to think about it i actualle like it in a strange way!!!
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happy swinging Simos


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Timmy


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Location: Bishop's Stortford, UK

Total posts: 45
Posted:Q- What do you call a fly with no wings?A- A walk.......(Yeah, another lame one, sorry!
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)Happy swinging,Tim /|\


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ALIBABA


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Location: ambleside

Total posts: 52
Posted:what do you call a fly with no wings and no legs?a roll.what do you call a fly with no wings no legs and no head.a raisin.

ALIBABACHICKENMANICANSEEYOURUNDERWEAR

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Captain_Hi_Top
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Captain_Hi_Top

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Location: North Shore, New Zealand

Total posts: 529
Posted:knock knock

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:umm

this thread is ancient...

but i'll bite..

but i swear, if the punch line is "a big red candle", i might just cry wink

*sigh* Who's there?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Cloudscape
SILVER Member since Aug 2004

Cloudscape

Member
Location: Dublin, Ireland

Total posts: 62
Posted:"An interrupting cow"



Doesn't quite work in writing but if you're telling this one in real life, as the person goes



"an interrupting cow who"



You interrupt them with a big MOOOOO (ha ha ) and much hilarity ensues. ubblol



[warning - this post does not guarantee hilarity, joke tellers use this material entirely at their own risk. Telling crap jokes stunts your growth wink]


Remember what the doormouse said

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Bubbles_
SILVER Member since Nov 2004

Bubbles_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom

Total posts: 3383
Posted:Why are pirates so popular?
They just arrrr.
ubblol hope you see this GF and pele, your kids will love it biggrin

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?
He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!


Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.

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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:The best knock knock joke is a lot like the one cloudscape told.

knock knock
who's there?
interrupting starfish
interr-(throw your hand in the person's face and shoud "blaaa!")

Of course, jokes like that sound lame writen down, but try it to somebody. It's hillarious!

Why did the dolphin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Fire Taiger


Fire Taiger

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Total posts: 105
Posted:what did the gold fish say when he ran into the wall?
DAM!


The quest for poi perfection may bring much enlightenment...
and burns
OOUUUUCCCHHHHIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

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Captain_Hi_Top
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Captain_Hi_Top

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Location: North Shore, New Zealand

Total posts: 529
Posted:so knock knock?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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SickpuPpy


SickpuPpy

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Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.

Total posts: 1100
Posted:Who could be there?

Jesus helps me trick people.

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Captain_Hi_Top
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Captain_Hi_Top

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Location: North Shore, New Zealand

Total posts: 529
Posted:luke

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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