Forums > Social Chat > Knock knock...
Login/Join to Participate45 posts
Location: Bishop's Stortford, UK
Knock, knock. (old joke style.....
)118 posts
Location: Pittsburgh, PA/ USA
Okay... I'll bite... (I'm so sure I'm going to be sorry...)"Who's there?"
45 posts
Location: Bishop's Stortford, UK
Cows go....
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA
You've got to be kidding me!!!!?????
Alright....Cow's go who? 
------------------Pele Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir... Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK
52 posts
Location: Boston, MA, USA
if the punchline is something along the lines of "cows go moo, owls go who" i will be deeply disappointed.
45 posts
Location: Bishop's Stortford, UK
It was actually "No, Cows go MOO", but I think I'll leave this Knock, knock stuff alone now.......sorry!Happy (and not too pathetic) swinging,Tim /|\
118 posts
Location: Pittsburgh, PA/ USA
Oh, for god's sake...
52 posts
Location: Boston, MA, USA
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*deeply disappointed*
45 posts
Location: Bishop's Stortford, UK
Yeah, yeah, I know, lame joke, but I found it kinda funny.....(does that say something about me?
)Jesse, my dog is a Golden Retreiver (sp?). I got her off my sister when she moved to Jersey to live. When I got her she was fat, but I take her to work every day, so she spends all day running around in a forest, and now she's a lean, mean, poi-eating machine! Another bad thing about dog-poi stuff that I discovered was that if you poi in the garden and walk past a, erm, dog turd, and 'swish' your poi accidentally through it, not only do you get a smelly poi tail, but also dirty kitchen windows! 
Happy (poo-free) swinging,Tim /|\ the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA
I like spiffspiff's answer....My son thinks the joke is funny...then again he is five so what exactly does that say about you Timmy?
------------------Pele Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir... Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
That joke ranks up there with greats like Why did the chicken cross the road/Beacause it wanted to get to the other side?But then its Wednesday morning and the week is only half over - but then I guess I'm looking at the pint half empty instead of half full. ------------------"London is a city coming down from its trip and there's going to be a lot of refugees" - Danny,Withnail & I
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
23 posts
Location: Wellington
I thought your joke was good
56 posts
Location: UK
heeeheee......whats pink and fluffy?Pink fluffff.......whats blue and fluffy?(pink fluff holding its breath!)heeeeehehehehehhehehe!
521 posts
Location: Bristol / London / Norwich / Chennai, India (UK) (...
Whats brown and sticky?A stickha ha peace out garbo
be excellent to each other: safe:
enthusiast
384 posts
Location: London, UK
having met Timmy in person i can assure everyone that he is quite funny!
not too sure about the Cows go MOO joke though....coming to think about it i actualle like it in a strange way!!! happy swinging Simos 45 posts
Location: Bishop's Stortford, UK
Q- What do you call a fly with no wings?A- A walk.......(Yeah, another lame one, sorry!
)Happy swinging,Tim /|\ 52 posts
Location: ambleside
what do you call a fly with no wings and no legs?a roll.what do you call a fly with no wings no legs and no head.a raisin.
ALIBABACHICKENMANICANSEEYOURUNDERWEAR
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand
knock knock
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
this thread is ancient...
but i'll bite..
but i swear, if the punch line is "a big red candle", i might just cry
*sigh* Who's there?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Member
62 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland
"An interrupting cow"
Doesn't quite work in writing but if you're telling this one in real life, as the person goes
"an interrupting cow who"
You interrupt them with a big MOOOOO (ha ha ) and much hilarity ensues.
[warning - this post does not guarantee hilarity, joke tellers use this material entirely at their own risk. Telling crap jokes stunts your growth
] Remember what the doormouse said
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Why are pirates so popular?
They just arrrr.
hope you see this GF and pele, your kids will love it 
Why did the sheep jump into the lake?
He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
The best knock knock joke is a lot like the one cloudscape told.
knock knock
who's there?
interrupting starfish
interr-(throw your hand in the person's face and shoud "blaaa!")
Of course, jokes like that sound lame writen down, but try it to somebody. It's hillarious!
Why did the dolphin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
105 posts
what did the gold fish say when he ran into the wall?
DAM!
The quest for poi perfection may bring much enlightenment...
and burns
OOUUUUCCCHHHHIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand
so knock knock?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
1,100 posts
Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.
Who could be there?
Jesus helps me trick people.
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand
luke
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
© 1998 - 2025 Home of Poi
All prices converted to United States dollars using XE.com