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the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


RosscoOfficial HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire


Posted:
because its a big conspiracy run by the rac and vodafone!

is it ok for me to "do" my nails with a penknife??

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
yeah, i do

when people 'do' their nails, what are they 'doing' to them?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


RosscoOfficial HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire


Posted:
applying a honeyroast glaze so that when its hot their fingers smell meaty.

Has anyone actually ever used all the attachments of their swiss army knife for their proper jobs and not just becoming a pokey???

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
yeah, what do you think the swiss army do? i bet a swiss soldier would know what to do.

why is red?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


RosscoOfficial HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire


Posted:
i dunno, because red is red! stupid! wink

Why is rum gone?

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin


the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Because and evil army of leprecauns broke into your house last night and stole it, just to piss you off. (or you drank it, take your pick)

why dont you buy more rum?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


TrillianBRONZE Member
Llamas are larger than frogs.
319 posts
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio, USA


Posted:
I drank it all! Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!beerchug
um...I mean...rum? what rum? I never saw any rum!
What would you do if someone gave you an elephant?

"I know a good deal more than a boiled carrot."
"Fire!" "Where?" "Nowhere, I was just illustrating the misuse of free speech."


the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Because the leprecauns took it

where are my poi?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
--------------------------------------------------------
HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Under your bed with the rest of your junk.

Why is the weather so beautiful during the week and so awful on the weekends?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


TrillianBRONZE Member
Llamas are larger than frogs.
319 posts
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio, USA


Posted:
Because it loves to see me sit in my pointless classes and look longingly out the window, and then play soccer in the rain.
Why is my computer so censored slow?

"I know a good deal more than a boiled carrot."
"Fire!" "Where?" "Nowhere, I was just illustrating the misuse of free speech."


PsychoTronic(old)member
64 posts
Location: Samos-Piraeus-Athens_Greece


Posted:
it needs FORMAT???



why my bunny behaves like a cat???

The only thing constant in life is change...


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Because it has a checkered family tree.

Why is my neck sore?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
You have been hunched over reading the hop forums too long


why should i "just do it"

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


PsychoTronic(old)member
64 posts
Location: Samos-Piraeus-Athens_Greece


Posted:
because when god rained necks you had an umbrella...



What does sore mean???

The only thing constant in life is change...


PsychoTronic(old)member
64 posts
Location: Samos-Piraeus-Athens_Greece


Posted:
Because you wear NIKE!



why is my house dirty and ugly and has much of junk food and stinks like s...???

The only thing constant in life is change...


Vestiamember
47 posts
Location: San Diego,CA


Posted:
because you had a wild party last night and all those stippers caused a huge mess.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of the tooise pop? (lol...i really wanna know)

*Vestia enters the world of poi not knowing what to do*

*smiles and than starting thinking i never know what i'm doing*


DFZBRONZE Member
Christian Death Metal Anyone?
313 posts
Location: Ipswich, Queensland, Australia


Posted:
One too many.

Why is an Aardvark called an Aardvark?

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
-- Steven Wright


TrillianBRONZE Member
Llamas are larger than frogs.
319 posts
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio, USA


Posted:
Because badger was taken already
why did I have to get sick on my trip to Chicago?

"I know a good deal more than a boiled carrot."
"Fire!" "Where?" "Nowhere, I was just illustrating the misuse of free speech."


OrangeBoboSILVER Member
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada


Posted:
because you ate worms for dinner *tsk tsk*

What's the deal with airplane peanuts??

~ Bobo

wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier


chappas4306member
24 posts
Location: brissie, queensland


Posted:
because they where made by a waffle iron

where does dust come from... (i hate it)

--{ goldfish production }--


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
From little itty bitty rocks!

Why is silverware called silverware when it's made of stainless?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
because stainless is silver. sorta

why does it have to rain when there is a fire meet tonight?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,044 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
to prove that you can still fire spin in the rain.


why does beer taste so damn good?

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
because it is proof that god loves us, and wants us to be happy.

what causes headaches?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
lack of sex. ubbloco

why did i pick a job that is more than likely to make me a bullet magnet?

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
For the money

why isn't rootbeer alchoholic?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
--------------------------------------------------------
HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


PsychoTronic(old)member
64 posts
Location: Samos-Piraeus-Athens_Greece


Posted:
Ask him wink


Why am I answering?

The only thing constant in life is change...


Fire BunnySILVER Member
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia


Posted:
cox some thing inside you compelled you to do so

why dose my head hurt this morning?

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
lack of sex

Is that a suitable answer for everything?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
you're damn right it is!

why am i so bored?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


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