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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....

im not drunk!

*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo, Australia

Total posts: 3764
Posted:is it a bad sign, that my son expressed his fear for my puppy dog's well being, cos I've tucked into my home made ginger beer, this evening...?

one evening of having a dog lick you all over the face (apparently, cos I sure don't remember it) because you're completely toasted on flaming sambucca shots and another evening of having a dog eat corn chips of your semi-naked body and you're marked for life... shrug


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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SILVER Member since Sep 2004

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:I worked 12 till 10 tonight, and I'm drunk on cider, even though my typing doesn't reflect this.

Please note I took nearly half an hour to type this, and my backspace key is broken!

I got off of work at 10, then had 5 bottles of cider (3 Magners, 2 Westons) and 2 double makers mark and coke.

I have a lukewarm pizza on my leg, and a l0onging for someone to share my bed.

I can hear the birds singing.

How very nice, and yet strangely peculiar.

Mmmm pizza

Pete x


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Total posts: 10530
Posted:You can count. I don't believe you. :P

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...

Total posts: 756
Posted:I'm not really drunk. Just a teensy bit.

Mind you, I write so much stupid junk on here, I doubt if anyone would notice if I was plastered..


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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Deempje
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

Deempje

member
Location: Naaldwijk, Netherlands

Total posts: 110
Posted:I'm a bit drunk too..

And stuff happened biggrin


Well how about that...

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spinningstarlet
SILVER Member since Aug 2006

spinningstarlet

enthusiast
Location: Bradford *rolls eyes*, United ...

Total posts: 271
Posted:I'm not drunk... just drinking hot chocolate + Bailieys to try to sleep..........

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:I own this thread ubbrollsmile

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:I'm completely sober, it just took me a while to find this thread.

Guess who many ways you can misspell drunk?


Kupo!

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spinningstarlet
SILVER Member since Aug 2006

spinningstarlet

enthusiast
Location: Bradford *rolls eyes*, United ...

Total posts: 271
Posted:my fave way of misspelling drunk is drunjk,

This is usually what happens. I started work at the pub at 7 and finshed at 100 (pm in both cases) i then went out and got drunk and had a fewmore whern i got in. it is now 4.30 a,m and i am wathcingit fget light.

<MORE BOOZE!!!!!!!!!


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Mucky
SILVER Member since Apr 2008

Mucky

Rum-Swilling Combustioneer
Location: Macungie, PA, USA

Total posts: 227
Posted:I'm not drunk, the room is. I've never seen a floor that kept falling up so much!



*Contineus to love khukri rhum*



*And hopes that nobody reads his vhmet post*


Bouncing Baby Pipe!

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:I haven't posted in this thread for over 2 months!

What's happening to me!?

Sobriety will ruin my hard-earned reputation*


*just cos it was hard earned doesn't mean I didn't enjoy every moment of it.


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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PyroMonkey
GOLD Member since Jan 2005

PyroMonkey

b...bal...lence?....
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney, Aust...

Total posts: 370
Posted:Im not drunk, my boss paid for the 5 beers and 2 tequilas i had so i didnt spend my money on it so im not drunk cause at the moment that kind of logic works in my mind although im pretty sure im just talking out of my ass but its ok cause im animating a sh*t daemon at work so im really in the zone for that sort of thing apart from the fact im scanning the net for things to do other than work but its ok cause my boss had that much to drink too so all i have to do is waste a little more time and we'll all play team fortress 2.

that and im very attracted to awaken but shhh!!!


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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:wheeee im engaged to my mates flatmate who is also a irl who i met for 15mins before i profosed cos we share a shatred of men

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom

Total posts: 366
Posted:i've been drinkimggg cider in your pub Bar Rouge in halifax will get photo and post it maybe thers no dragons on the sign though ' i did see some inside vthough (i've had far to much)hooray for magners irish cider beerchug biggrin biggrin



just scrolled down page from top feel quite sick


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom

Total posts: 366
Posted:it seems nobodyelse gets drunk around here , once again i have consumed far to much alchohol (kopperberg pear cider )mmmmmmmmmmmmm . but now i feel quite down coz i just want to be with the girl i love

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:noone else gets drunk? bod! i own this thread!

and omg guitar hero is awesome! and i now totally have Paint it Black by the Rollin Stones stuck in my head!!!

dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum.....


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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SILVER Member since Sep 2004

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:I'm sober. I wont be this time next week!

Vodka?


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Point_Blank
GOLD Member since Feb 2005

Point_Blank

Sneaking
Location: Free falling through time, Uni...

Total posts: 1207
Posted:You only own this thread because I pass put before I get the chance to post, I've been trying for years, I just keep falling asleep on the keyboasghnnnnhhh, shhh, nghhhhh, huh, wha... oh, right, keep falling asleep on the keyboard tongue2

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom

Total posts: 366
Posted:back again . St.Helier pear cider is my weapon of choice this time . its great 500 ml bottles at 5% . I've had 4 and am now drinkimg my 5th as i typoe this . Aparently cider makers used to grow pears in a partb of their orchard to make pear cider for themselves , they considered it to be better than apple cider , i must agree . HOrah for St. Helier , whoever you maybe

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:I recommend everyone tries this grin

http://www.rupissed.com/


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:My dada brought FOURTY EIGHT cans of coke at the same time I brought 700ml of Black Label - whoo!

Kupo!

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the mind gap.


the mind gap.

old hand
Location: Brigadoon

Total posts: 829
Posted:Well I'm drunk and have been fairly constantly for the last 2 weeks, since I was laid off.

As I clearly can't be arsed to look for an 'official "I am drunk thread"', I wonder if someone could point me in the right direction.

Or failing that, does anyone want a drink?


wherever you go, there you are.

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burningoftheclavey
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder, New Zealand

Total posts: 926
Posted:two pints of water = cure for hangover... grin

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside, Australia

Total posts: 2676
Posted:I totally belong in this thread right now....ugh! Big night out with the girls! tongue2

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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SILVER Member since Sep 2004

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:you know, there's nowt so good as a free bar at a works do... Bulmers and brandy FTW!

I'm also unable to form a cogent sentance and also ther is supernoodles downstairs... mmm...


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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:I was drunk last night, but I'm not anymore.

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Posted:Want! grin

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

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Total posts: 4693
Posted:Originally Posted By: Fine_Rabid_DogWant! grin

haha, you know you could make your own...


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Iishxc
SILVER Member since Sep 2008

Iishxc

newbie
Location: Texas., USA

Total posts: 35
Posted:Yeah a trash can full of ice seems to do the trick

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:Originally Posted By: Mr MajestikOriginally Posted By: Fine_Rabid_DogWant! grin

haha, you know you could make your own...

Yup! Found a how to on that site. Me and my flatmates are adopting it as our little DIY project for next year. grin


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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