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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....

im not drunk!

*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


_Poiboy_PLATINUM Member
bastard child of satan
1,113 posts
Location: Raanana, Israel


Posted:
I'm not drunk, my friend is, he ran his own head into 2 poals and a sign tonight.

PuffSILVER Member
The Magic Dragon
134 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
Wheeeeeeeeeeee!

Let my words, dear friends, be treasures. Weightless golden butterflies that hang before your eyes for seconds, then are gone. But the dust of truth and beauty that their wingbeats leave behind will settle on your soul and make you happy. - Edward Monkton


johndhaiveGOLD Member
Kebab Embalmer
316 posts
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma, Philippines


Posted:
Dad asked me this morning why his car was alomost totaled and he asked if I was drunk last night. So I said, "Dad, I wasn't, I don't know but the car was kinda off-balanced and a pole was in the middle of the road and then it was too late. Hik!"

Tam tam tam cheketitamtam, ketumpantam, ketumpan kete kete kete, tam tam tam ketumpanketey!


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
thats not cool man....

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
I'm not drunk by myself.

And I'm not lonely.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
Well then I don't offer you a hug. hug !

hug


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
well, then I won't thank you hug

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Point_BlankGOLD Member
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm not drunk, I've gone through most of the bottle of whiskey but I'm the last one standing, ergo, by my logic, I'm not drunk, thank you and goodnight *bows*

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Owned by clarence_quack


PuffSILVER Member
The Magic Dragon
134 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
Yay for free booze for performers!!!

Let my words, dear friends, be treasures. Weightless golden butterflies that hang before your eyes for seconds, then are gone. But the dust of truth and beauty that their wingbeats leave behind will settle on your soul and make you happy. - Edward Monkton


johndhaiveGOLD Member
Kebab Embalmer
316 posts
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma, Philippines


Posted:
I was so drunk last night that I started a thread without even knowing it. I was like, huh? I started this thread last night? eek

Tam tam tam cheketitamtam, ketumpantam, ketumpan kete kete kete, tam tam tam ketumpanketey!


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Found it! I wish I had more pizza.

And the company of that cute girl at the bar.

Kupo!


burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
GAAARLICK!!! is really salty when you eeat it.

I should have been spending all day on college work but the sun shined so hard I thought if i didnt go and join i t outside it would disappear and never return and so of course I had to go and drink in a beer garden and lose hours and hours of couse work time... yesterday was no better.. sitting on a beach and playing with toys makes for happy times smile Xx

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
its sADDEBIBG HOW LONG ITS BEEn since i posted here. (dam sprawllingparalell to the keyboard and typing one handed, and damn running out of cash!)

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Yay beer!

And scotch!

And Baileys! Ever noticed that the bailys symbol is an antispin flower?

Kupo!


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
I am most certainly NOT drunk.


*goes off to find his bottle of port*

Baileys antispin, huh? I'll have to check that out..

hug


FelexSILVER Member
Destroyer of worlds and ooo shiny.
268 posts
Location: In my own head, United Kingdom


Posted:
I was drunk. Liquorice vodka.

Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
Never heard of it... sambuca tastes like licorice though. Mmmm good stuff.

hug


FelexSILVER Member
Destroyer of worlds and ooo shiny.
268 posts
Location: In my own head, United Kingdom


Posted:
Sambucas nice. I do like liquors

Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
i do like sambuca also smile

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
Graaaargh, two nights in a row. How disgraceful...

Damn scotch and people having birthdays and stuff...

hug


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Vodka can be ironically subtle when mixed with soft drink. Yya!

Kupo!


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Cocktails and Minesweeper are rarely a good mix.

Am I trolling now?

Kupo!


astonSILVER Member
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
Depends how real the minefield is....

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
Drinky drinky driiiinky....

Going to a soiree that I wasn't invited to just to prove a point... Bloody ex girlfriend trying to push me out of my own group of friends.

hug


Hails SBRONZE Member
I know I'm strange but do you have to label me!
10 posts
Location: Adelaide South Aus, Australia


Posted:
I'm NOT drunk!! Cos it's 02:15am and I'm at work!!!

knocked myself out, woot adequate amount of practice!


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
You are so in the wrong thread, Hails.

Daaamn, I've posted in here too much...

That soiree turned out to be fun... well no it didnt, but I went somewhere else afterward and that was a romp!

hug


astonSILVER Member
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
MNS: You seem to be becoming a regular here. wink

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I was sober for nearly 6 months. Hard to believe I know!

Well, alcohol sober. Was drunk on kava almost weekly though...

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
I can still type! I mustn't be drinking fast enough. What's kava?

Kupo!


FelexSILVER Member
Destroyer of worlds and ooo shiny.
268 posts
Location: In my own head, United Kingdom


Posted:
Tempted to see if any one want to get drunk tonight.

Kava I think its a plant. Used in herbal remedys.
Tend to use st Johns wart, lavender things like that.

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