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UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.



Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.



Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)



DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985



Age:20 and a half.



Sex:Male



Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air biggrin



Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.



Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.



Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.



Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.



Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT) biggrin



Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages



Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.



Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.



Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.



Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to



Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight wink



Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.



hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.



The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...

Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.



Our Website



much hugs, love and other random thingys <img src=" title="" src="graemlins/hug.gif" />



------added after cass' reply---

(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)



ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.



*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.



jonathan is 17



We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years



It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5



i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely



[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
no...if only dom was here...he would have a spoon.

i do have a toofbrush though...

erosion i belive they call it..
UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
Who said that?
BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London

Posted:
There is no spoon Jon darling please don't forget that!!!

Please remind me again tomorrow that I need to bring your eye-opener with me to spitz


Bammy

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
what time...?
dromepixieveteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida

Posted:
wassup man methinks its time for you to get smiling!


or laughing even!

Hope you have a lovely evening and me hopes to see you soon. Tak care of you self!

huggles,
drome

JUGGLEwithyourmind!

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
Im already smiling and laughing..

i have had lots of alchemohole to drink and i got the place i wanted at kent university with sunbeam and to be followed by lesbian lover (next year)

ok..now after having ;eft this topic for a good hour...i cant remember what it was about so i will post and hope it is relevant.

*crosses fingers*
Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Posted:
/checks in to see the direction of spin in the toilet flush

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
anti clockwise

but im sure it does that everywhere...but i will ring flynt and get her to check her neighbours toilet.

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
God...it must be time for a new page soon..
FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia

Posted:
and with every new page, you receive the free gift of a new picture!

Here Jon, I made you a cheese'mobile!


Non-Https Image Link

Currently on the right side up of the world.

Myste - Queen of the Badgersmushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger

Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by DeepSoulSheep:
I see what you're saying. So if I dig to Australia, I'll be able to get out from underneath this lot via the othe side of the planet. Did you bring a spade then?
it seems we might have found something!

I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it

DeepSoulSheepGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland

Posted:
Anyone hungry or like cream pies?

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom

Posted:
both...?

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Posted:
mmmmmmm cream pies...

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
huh?
flidBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom

Posted:
i'm hungry but down eat cream pies. Is there a flakey vegan alternative?
simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London

Posted:
Flakey soy cream pie? Eurgh. You crazy masochistic vegans.
You'll be demolishing the Earth and reading us your poetry next.

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."

Myste - Queen of the Badgersmushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger

Posted:
hey Jon haven't seen you round much lately. Where are you?!?!

maybe i can tempt you back with some of these

I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it

CassandraFroggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !

Posted:
Just a quick one to say C U SOON buddy when I visit london end of octiber ... errr .. I mean octOber

hugs and smiles
cass

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"

RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Posted:
Jon Jon Jon Jon Jon Jon Jon Jon Jon Jon Jon Jon Jon Jon Jon Jon

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia

Posted:
hmm so where are you?
i did try to call you the other day, on your moby and your home foney, but no reply! eep! and i dont like leaving messages ..... erm so no message...

me missy you long time!

Currently on the right side up of the world.

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
Yeh,....my bad.

flynt you sexyily gorgeous exkuse for a sexy person....love the cheese mobile.

myste i indeed have been just a tad busy...reading...then counciling UCOF chris...then uni shit...then sex...im having to preliminary pencil people in for a phone call..hugs to you.

Flid...get a hair cut and get a real job.

simian....um...inspirationaly lost without you dude.

Cass...this calls for a spontaneous rousing cry of HOORAR! (but do you bring crepes this time? i will make my cheese on toast if you do)

Rozi...Rozi Rozi Rozi Rozi Rozi Rozi Rozi Rozi Rozi Rozi Rozi what?

Flynt (again)..sorry...my bad...i was at my dads house when you tried to call me. dont know why the mobile was off tho...i got a text from you (but i had no credit at teh time i think)..did i send you a silly text recently? i have a vague suspision that i did...but i cant really remember.

Spanner...yes, yes, sorry.

mmm..time for eggs and bacon.

(this will be added to later..)
RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Posted:
Jon Jon Jon Jon Jon Jon Jon Jon Jon Jon Jon Jon Jon Jon Jon Jon - nu-thing


or alternatively, as I was explaining to you earlier:

the lonely penguin looks wistfully to the azure sky

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

Myste - Queen of the Badgersmushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger

Posted:
there's penguins in oz? or the uk? and the sky is azure? *looks out the window* Doesn't look very azure to me. Rather black actually.

JON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it

RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Posted:
course there are penguins in Oz. You mean you haven't heard of fairy penguins?

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
No....enlighten us do..
RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Posted:
enlightenment:


Non-Https Image Link


otherwise known as fairy penguins

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

Myste - Queen of the Badgersmushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger

Posted:
oh did i say oz? i meant sydney
Non-Https Image Link

I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it

RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Posted:
[image]https://www.disordered.org/travel/AU/penguin.jpeg[/image]

Penguins in Sydney, note the harbour bridge in the background

Okay, they are at Taronga Zoo

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
Ugh...my head hurts.

There are, as of....now....., no more penguins in the world...

i just finished the last one.

yum yum yum.
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