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Location: South Wales
Posted:
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys![<img src=]()
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------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys
------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Posted:
catnuts was being mean to me.
T
catnuts was being mean to me.
T
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti
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Posted:
tsk tsk tsk
tsk tsk tsk
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Posted:
>@~})_£(!*%+_@ dont worry...i love you more than you will ever know.
charles. ooooh...have you got tsk's for sale? i broke my the other week on smallboys bum.
>@~})_£(!*%+_@ dont worry...i love you more than you will ever know.
charles. ooooh...have you got tsk's for sale? i broke my the other week on smallboys bum.
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Posted:
tut tut tut
tut tut tut
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Posted:
ooooh...im a bit low on those too.
ooooh...im a bit low on those too.
mushroom! mushroom!
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Posted:
*pouts* no fair you english types get all the fun!
anyways you said to give you a hug (my thread) so... on comand and here's one just cause i wanted to
oh and BUMP! why are you on pg 3 or was it 4?!?!
*pouts* no fair you english types get all the fun!
anyways you said to give you a hug (my thread) so... on comand and here's one just cause i wanted to
oh and BUMP! why are you on pg 3 or was it 4?!?!
I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Berlin, Ireland
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Berlin, Ireland
Posted:
Is there and an echo in here or something?
Is there and an echo in here or something?
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
mushroom! mushroom!
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Posted:
ummmmm?
ummmmm?
ummmmm?
ummmmm?
ummmmm?
ummmmm?
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110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
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Posted:
ggrnrngnrrngn....
brain.
not.
working.
today.
can't.
think.
of.
anything.
funny...
words.
seperated.
by.
line.
breaks.
to.
indicate.
inability.
to.
communicate...
(that was a horrifying insight into the effects of tortuous mind yoga caused by being made to tap buttons and read bits of paper all morning for no visible reason though i know (or assume) that these actions somehow affect the objective existence that lies somewhere beyond my sense experience though of course that includes within its unspoken hypotheses that i am indeed an entity within an objective reality but thats not really too much of a leap of imagination not like the one required to believe in an entity with human emotions and values that created that same reality and watches over us because thats about as likely as a glow in the dark mouse oh my head please won't you make it stop...)
ggrnrngnrrngn....
brain.
not.
working.
today.
can't.
think.
of.
anything.
funny...
words.
seperated.
by.
line.
breaks.
to.
indicate.
inability.
to.
communicate...
(that was a horrifying insight into the effects of tortuous mind yoga caused by being made to tap buttons and read bits of paper all morning for no visible reason though i know (or assume) that these actions somehow affect the objective existence that lies somewhere beyond my sense experience though of course that includes within its unspoken hypotheses that i am indeed an entity within an objective reality but thats not really too much of a leap of imagination not like the one required to believe in an entity with human emotions and values that created that same reality and watches over us because thats about as likely as a glow in the dark mouse oh my head please won't you make it stop...)
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Berlin, Ireland
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Berlin, Ireland
Posted:
Try counting to 10 while patting the top of your head and rubbing your tummy in a circular motion with the other hand.
Try counting to 10 while patting the top of your head and rubbing your tummy in a circular motion with the other hand.
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
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Location: London
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Location: London
Posted:
now i'm all dizzy and my head is still wonky
now i'm all dizzy and my head is still wonky
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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Super Gidg!!!!
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Super Gidg!!!!
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Posted:
UCOF. I don’t think that we actually ever met. I’m Gidg and desperately need your help. I’m planning this little surprise for Madd and need to find the raspberry bushes. By chance do know where their at?
UCOF. I don’t think that we actually ever met. I’m Gidg and desperately need your help. I’m planning this little surprise for Madd and need to find the raspberry bushes. By chance do know where their at?
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
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Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Posted:
try sweeden.
try sweeden.
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Intrepid Penguin
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Posted:
Welcome back honey! xoxoxoxxo
Welcome back honey! xoxoxoxxo
Currently on the right side up of the world.
mushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger
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Posted:
welcome back?!?! where have you been?
welcome back?!?! where have you been?
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Posted:
Explaination
this is useful.
hugs.
still dont know how many people are turning up to my parteee.
Explaination
this is useful.
hugs.
still dont know how many people are turning up to my parteee.
mushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
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Posted:
sounds like you had a great time causeing havock!!! sorry i missed you leaving. so ummmm... to back track... "have fun! we'll miss you".... and a week later... "welcome back jon!!!!" there all good now! phew that was a close call!
oh and for leaving for coming back for the hell of it!
and whats this i hear about Kat?
sounds like you had a great time causeing havock!!! sorry i missed you leaving. so ummmm... to back track... "have fun! we'll miss you".... and a week later... "welcome back jon!!!!" there all good now! phew that was a close call!
oh and for leaving for coming back for the hell of it!
and whats this i hear about Kat?
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Posted:
well that would depend what you have heard...
well that would depend what you have heard...
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Posted:
Right I'm off have a fantastic w/e and enjoy you're party if it's this w/e, I've not been totally following.
Right I'm off have a fantastic w/e and enjoy you're party if it's this w/e, I've not been totally following.
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
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Posted:
Hello Darling. just wanted to say, its been lovely talking to you this week, but you really should save your money and let me call you! xoxoxoxxo hope you are having a lovely party, and :mwah: love you!
Hello Darling. just wanted to say, its been lovely talking to you this week, but you really should save your money and let me call you! xoxoxoxxo hope you are having a lovely party, and :mwah: love you!
Currently on the right side up of the world.
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Posted:
------
i'm sorry we aren't friends now, John...
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I coudl give you a pair of poi-pants at half price if you like?
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i'm sorry we aren't friends now, John...
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I coudl give you a pair of poi-pants at half price if you like?
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Posted:
why we no friends?
i hardly ever pay attention to anything that goes on here.
and i pay even less attention to my spellerung.
i ache.
everywhere...i even have muscles i didnt know i had, screaming in agony.
everytwhere.
and sleepy...but i must tidy house before mother dearest returns from teh land of Hol and discovers what a mess i have left in her house.
but i cant be arsed.
at the moment its even too much of a mission to realise that im not actually listening to any music...the track i was listening to...um...ended 5 minutes ago.
right..
for myste cos i have no idea who she is but i like her...a lot.
and a for flynt cos we are getting married.
and a for charles for being pissed off.
remember..the solutions to lifes problems arent on the television.....they are at the bottom of a beer bottle.
why we no friends?
i hardly ever pay attention to anything that goes on here.
and i pay even less attention to my spellerung.
i ache.
everywhere...i even have muscles i didnt know i had, screaming in agony.
everytwhere.
and sleepy...but i must tidy house before mother dearest returns from teh land of Hol and discovers what a mess i have left in her house.
but i cant be arsed.
at the moment its even too much of a mission to realise that im not actually listening to any music...the track i was listening to...um...ended 5 minutes ago.
right..
for myste cos i have no idea who she is but i like her...a lot.
and a for flynt cos we are getting married.
and a for charles for being pissed off.
remember..the solutions to lifes problems arent on the television.....they are at the bottom of a beer bottle.
mushroom! mushroom!
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Posted:
*runs over and gives jon a great bit hug!!* aren't you sweet!!! you're not taking the piss are you?
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I like you too jon... you're funny. Hope you stop hurting. I won't ask why you're hurting
oh and i found that question but i think i'll leave it alone.
*runs over and gives jon a great bit hug!!* aren't you sweet!!! you're not taking the piss are you?
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I like you too jon... you're funny. Hope you stop hurting. I won't ask why you're hurting
oh and i found that question but i think i'll leave it alone.
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mushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
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Posted:
oh sorry that seems to have been a conversation stopper
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BUMP!
oh sorry that seems to have been a conversation stopper
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BUMP!
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SILVER Member
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Posted:
oh no...it wasnt a conversation stopper..
its just that no one likes me..
*runs off crying*
oh no...it wasnt a conversation stopper..
its just that no one likes me..
*runs off crying*
mushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger
Posted:
Oh now that's not true!
ummm.... i guess restating what i said 3 posts ago won't really help Suppose i'm not enough though
Oh now that's not true!
ummm.... i guess restating what i said 3 posts ago won't really help Suppose i'm not enough though
I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
well...we could just chat continually in it?
well...we could just chat continually in it?
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Super Gidg!!!!
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Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Jon, do you feel a little neglected?
Here take two of these, you’ll feel a lot better.
Jon, do you feel a little neglected?
Here take two of these, you’ll feel a lot better.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
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I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
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Posted:
Hey Jon,
We all love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(strange sense of deja vu)
Hey Jon,
We all love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(strange sense of deja vu)
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110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
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Location: London
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Posted:
Hello Jon,
i'm sat in a hot room on an airfield drinking bitter, waiting for two people called Derek to turn up with little black boxes for me to "down-load" into "com-puters".
it is very dull.
do you want to know how dull it is?
well i'm sorry but i lack the ability to describe accurately in words the quantity of dullness that i am experiencing.
suffice to say: it's not very exciting.
not at all.
thank you and goodnight.
Hello Jon,
i'm sat in a hot room on an airfield drinking bitter, waiting for two people called Derek to turn up with little black boxes for me to "down-load" into "com-puters".
it is very dull.
do you want to know how dull it is?
well i'm sorry but i lack the ability to describe accurately in words the quantity of dullness that i am experiencing.
suffice to say: it's not very exciting.
not at all.
thank you and goodnight.
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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