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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys![<img src=]()
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------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys
------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
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Intrepid Penguin
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Location: Australia
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Location: Australia
Posted:
any news about the tshirts honey??
any news about the tshirts honey??
Currently on the right side up of the world.
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ZORT!
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
ZORT!
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
id like to see jon with his top off... but then again, many people think i am very strange.
id like to see jon with his top off... but then again, many people think i am very strange.
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
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Liquid Cow
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Location: High Wycombe, England
Liquid Cow
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Location: High Wycombe, England
Posted:
How exactly do I get to where you live then?
I'm considering turning up to bug you for the weekend, but since I don't have a phone at the moment, I can't call you to find out where I should be going.
I need your postal address too!
edit..
Hmm, it seems that Canterbury is a bit greedy and has two stations - should I be trying to get to the east one or the west one?
How exactly do I get to where you live then?
I'm considering turning up to bug you for the weekend, but since I don't have a phone at the moment, I can't call you to find out where I should be going.
I need your postal address too!
edit..
Hmm, it seems that Canterbury is a bit greedy and has two stations - should I be trying to get to the east one or the west one?
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
hello matey...
my full address is...
D2-6 keynes college
University of Kent
Canterbury
CT2 7NP
I bought my new phone online this morning but it wont be ready for about a week yet.
Please people feel free to send stuff to cheer me and eva up.
and come down when you all can...
rory... West Canterbury..look for signs to the university then ask somewhere where Keynes (pronounced Kaynes for some odd reson) is...then ask where D2-6 is...if you can give me an email at jak5@kent.ac.uk to be more specific when you are coming down please feel free to.,..
oh..and can you PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE try to bring some smokeables down for purchace...we are all as dry as something that is very very dry.
flynt...email me.. morale n all that.
hugs to you all..
hello matey...
my full address is...
D2-6 keynes college
University of Kent
Canterbury
CT2 7NP
I bought my new phone online this morning but it wont be ready for about a week yet.
Please people feel free to send stuff to cheer me and eva up.
and come down when you all can...
rory... West Canterbury..look for signs to the university then ask somewhere where Keynes (pronounced Kaynes for some odd reson) is...then ask where D2-6 is...if you can give me an email at jak5@kent.ac.uk to be more specific when you are coming down please feel free to.,..
oh..and can you PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE try to bring some smokeables down for purchace...we are all as dry as something that is very very dry.
flynt...email me.. morale n all that.
hugs to you all..
old hand
725 posts
Location: Chester, UK
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Location: Chester, UK
Posted:
Kittens getting married...
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Kittens getting married...
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Spoiling Christmas for small children since 2003.
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: london, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
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Location: london, United Kingdom
Posted:
Never assume
Always Acknowledge
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Intrepid Penguin
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Location: Australia
Intrepid Penguin
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Location: Australia
Posted:
moral support currently sitting in your inbox.
correct back support however, would involve going to your local lingerie shop and being fitted for a proper bra. Its an adventure!
xoxoxoxxo
I shall expect a reply y'know. And hopefully it will mention something about you miraculously finding the tshirts....
moral support currently sitting in your inbox.
correct back support however, would involve going to your local lingerie shop and being fitted for a proper bra. Its an adventure!
xoxoxoxxo
I shall expect a reply y'know. And hopefully it will mention something about you miraculously finding the tshirts....
Currently on the right side up of the world.
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
mushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger
Posted:
ok so you're wearing a belt and yet i can still see your undies!!! what's this world coming to! hehehe
so anyway
been a bit busy lately and haven't been in here in a while. Did you miss me? did you forget about me?
ok so you're wearing a belt and yet i can still see your undies!!! what's this world coming to! hehehe
so anyway
been a bit busy lately and haven't been in here in a while. Did you miss me? did you forget about me?
I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it
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Liquid Cow
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Location: High Wycombe, England
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Posted:
That picture looks much better with Darth Vader's head on instead of Jons, as we found out over the weekend.
We also found out that Jon's head doesn't fit on Matthew B-M's body.
That picture looks much better with Darth Vader's head on instead of Jons, as we found out over the weekend.
We also found out that Jon's head doesn't fit on Matthew B-M's body.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
woops...everyone just looked at me for laughing too loudly in the 24 hour It rooms..
Dentrassi: happy now?
C@ntus:
flynt: *shakes straw of uncertainess*
erm: whatever.
woops...everyone just looked at me for laughing too loudly in the 24 hour It rooms..
Dentrassi: happy now?
C@ntus:
flynt: *shakes straw of uncertainess*
erm: whatever.
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
quote:To be fair Matthew B-M's body doesn't quite fit on Matthew B-M's body....
Originally posted by TheBovrilMonkey:
We also found out that Jon's head doesn't fit on Matthew B-M's body.
Meh
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Posted:
:pissing himself:
:pissing himself:
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
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Location: Over There, United Kingdom
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Posted:
I may come down to see you if you want me too... Well i'm going down to see my mate Emma (non poi person) and as you and Eva both are at the same uni...
...thats if you want to see me
I may come down to see you if you want me too... Well i'm going down to see my mate Emma (non poi person) and as you and Eva both are at the same uni...
...thats if you want to see me
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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Location: London
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Location: London
Posted:
and i'm going to come visit you again because canterbury is fun and i want my nesbits back before they get confiscated or wonkified.
oh, and probably to see you, i suppose.
please get a softer floor in readiness.
and i'm going to come visit you again because canterbury is fun and i want my nesbits back before they get confiscated or wonkified.
oh, and probably to see you, i suppose.
please get a softer floor in readiness.
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
I have put forwards a proposal to the dean of the university, that every floor throughout the univeristy, should be replaced with that of a bouncy castle.
I await his reply.
I have put forwards a proposal to the dean of the university, that every floor throughout the univeristy, should be replaced with that of a bouncy castle.
I await his reply.
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ummmmmmm.............
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Location: Rotherham, UK
ummmmmmm.............
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Location: Rotherham, UK
Posted:
There's a bouncy castle society in Sheffield Uni. They too are trying to get a bouncy castle for their building. They also play bouncy castle football, bouncy castle golf and many other bouncy castle activities.
There's a bouncy castle society in Sheffield Uni. They too are trying to get a bouncy castle for their building. They also play bouncy castle football, bouncy castle golf and many other bouncy castle activities.
Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned
and the last fish has been caught
will we realise that we
cannot eat money.
Cree Indian, 1909
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
yet they do not use it to their full potential..
for sleepering upon.
yet they do not use it to their full potential..
for sleepering upon.
mushroom! mushroom!
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Location: Next to my badger
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Location: Next to my badger
Posted:
quote:*pout*
Originally posted by Myste:
Did you miss me? did you forget about me?
I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it
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Of course i didnt forget you..
here you are:
Of course i didnt forget you..
here you are:
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London
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Location: London
Posted:
Hmmmm, I still owe you a christmas present don't I?
(*Wanders off to find an inflatable eskimo on stilts*)
Hmmmm, I still owe you a christmas present don't I?
(*Wanders off to find an inflatable eskimo on stilts*)
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
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Posted:
ive already got one of those..
and that would be a shit pre....ahhhh..
good point
i love you man..
ive already got one of those..
and that would be a shit pre....ahhhh..
good point
i love you man..
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
quote:You still owe me a pint from last christmas. i've been keeping my eye on the letterbox but not one soggy envelope smelling of stale ale has slopped through it yet.....
Originally posted by SmallBoy:
Hmmmm, I still owe you a christmas present don't I?
(*Wanders off to find an inflatable eskimo on stilts*)
Meh
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
I owe you a pint?!?!?
I owe you a pint?!?!?
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
No not you. Mr Small-that witty quote that c@ntus came up with for my member status just isnt good enough for me-boy.
He promised me a pint last year and hasn't bothered posting it yet.
you can owe me beer if you want to though....
No not you. Mr Small-that witty quote that c@ntus came up with for my member status just isnt good enough for me-boy.
He promised me a pint last year and hasn't bothered posting it yet.
you can owe me beer if you want to though....
Meh
mushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger
Posted:
quote:thank you!!!
Originally posted by United Caravan Owner's Federation:
Of course i didnt forget you..
here you are:
I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it
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fae
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Location: London, United Kingdom
fae
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Location: London, United Kingdom
Posted:
i've been looking for your camel all morning jon, and have concluded that it isn't between my bedroom & my kitchen - sorry
i've been looking for your camel all morning jon, and have concluded that it isn't between my bedroom & my kitchen - sorry
warp children still smile the same
"when i left the mine i realised that the world was changing. or was it us who were changing?"
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Oops nearly wrote something nasty then....
Hey Jon here's that new page you were requesting!
Em did you try lookinhg in the fridge?
Surely you'd be able to find jon's camel by mere scent alone.....
Oops nearly wrote something nasty then....
Hey Jon here's that new page you were requesting!
Em did you try lookinhg in the fridge?
Surely you'd be able to find jon's camel by mere scent alone.....
Meh
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hmmm, how did that h get into my looking?
Hmmm, how did that h get into my looking?
Meh
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Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
dunno..
dunno..
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