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Posted:
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys![<img src=]()
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------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys
------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
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Posted:
yes it is a synoptic paper.
and i dont stroke dogs.....unless they are REALLY attractive.
why didnt you just isolate your poi at them?
yes it is a synoptic paper.
and i dont stroke dogs.....unless they are REALLY attractive.
why didnt you just isolate your poi at them?
mushroom! mushroom!
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Posted:
ooohhhh Sorry it didn't go better UCOF But maybe you'll be surprised when you get the results back. Will it help any to tell you i failed physics? Though i have no idea what level you're doing it at. Mine was very basic and i couldn't even get my head around that.
Well good luck with the last one and enjoy your when you get to it.
ooohhhh Sorry it didn't go better UCOF But maybe you'll be surprised when you get the results back. Will it help any to tell you i failed physics? Though i have no idea what level you're doing it at. Mine was very basic and i couldn't even get my head around that.
Well good luck with the last one and enjoy your when you get to it.
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Posted:
have a medal......git.
have a medal......git.
mushroom! mushroom!
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Posted:
so.... um.....
so.... um.....
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mushroom! mushroom!
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Posted:
I don't blame you for not responding to that. It was a feeble attempt at conversation. Well i'm off to bed. Good luck with your final exam (especially if it's tomorrow - i really don't know when it is).
night
I don't blame you for not responding to that. It was a feeble attempt at conversation. Well i'm off to bed. Good luck with your final exam (especially if it's tomorrow - i really don't know when it is).
night
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Posted:
my final exam happens to be next thursday...and then i am getting TWATTED that evening...i cant wait..
night night
my final exam happens to be next thursday...and then i am getting TWATTED that evening...i cant wait..
night night
mushroom! mushroom!
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i have no idea what TWATTED means but i'm guessing it has something to do with and possible also some of
Well good luck for thursday then (i might even remember to wish you luck closer to the event). And have a great night celebrating!
Today was meant to be my last day of uni for the semester but our lecturer decided we all need to present to the client on friday oh well.
So which are these exams you're currently doing? And what are the plans for after? (i don't mean the Twatting ) And umm... you never answered my question (in my thread - tho i don't currently remember what it was but i know there was one )
i have no idea what TWATTED means but i'm guessing it has something to do with and possible also some of
Well good luck for thursday then (i might even remember to wish you luck closer to the event). And have a great night celebrating!
Today was meant to be my last day of uni for the semester but our lecturer decided we all need to present to the client on friday oh well.
So which are these exams you're currently doing? And what are the plans for after? (i don't mean the Twatting ) And umm... you never answered my question (in my thread - tho i don't currently remember what it was but i know there was one )
I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
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Posted:
Twatted is an english expression meaning
a) to be struck (or hit) with an object (such as a large burning stick or a flaming ball on a chain)
b) to become inebriated (or drunk) through the abuse of alcohol (such as beer or more beer)
c) to meet (and logically by extension, get annoyed by) a minor celebrity such as Darren Day, Jason Donovan or anyone thats ever been on Big Brother
Oi, Jon.
How many types of facial expression have you got? and which looks silliest?
Twatted is an english expression meaning
a) to be struck (or hit) with an object (such as a large burning stick or a flaming ball on a chain)
b) to become inebriated (or drunk) through the abuse of alcohol (such as beer or more beer)
c) to meet (and logically by extension, get annoyed by) a minor celebrity such as Darren Day, Jason Donovan or anyone thats ever been on Big Brother
Oi, Jon.
How many types of facial expression have you got? and which looks silliest?
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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Posted:
i have 93.
this one looks the silliest:
Non-Https Image Link
i have been practicing it.
i can now alomost get my bottom lip over my forehead.
i have 93.
this one looks the silliest:
Non-Https Image Link
i have been practicing it.
i can now alomost get my bottom lip over my forehead.
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
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Posted:
wow, thats a really good picture of you. But i've seen you make sillier faces than that without even trying
wow, thats a really good picture of you. But i've seen you make sillier faces than that without even trying
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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Posted:
for my Jon.
I'm looking forward to having you back again honey
bammy
for my Jon.
I'm looking forward to having you back again honey
bammy
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.
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im looking forwards to being back hun....only ...
THREE more days left!!
then im coming to spitz on tuesday! what day is clapham on? is it saturdays or sunday?
cos i will be there on sunday...before my birthday on monday..before spitz on tuesday.
I CANT WAIT!!
boing boing bounce bounce weeeeeeeeeeee
im looking forwards to being back hun....only ...
THREE more days left!!
then im coming to spitz on tuesday! what day is clapham on? is it saturdays or sunday?
cos i will be there on sunday...before my birthday on monday..before spitz on tuesday.
I CANT WAIT!!
boing boing bounce bounce weeeeeeeeeeee
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Posted:
ooooppppsss!!!!!
Just wanna say HELLO and advance HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Have Fun!
me Shining_Light
ooooppppsss!!!!!
Just wanna say HELLO and advance HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Have Fun!
me Shining_Light
I radiate energy warmth & light,
I will surely make one's day sunny & bright........girl power!!!! muhahaha
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oooh..thankyouverymuchindeed
trust me..it shall be a good night.... i think..
oooh..thankyouverymuchindeed
trust me..it shall be a good night.... i think..
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Posted:
wot? no raspberries in this thread? no more, help is on ze way....
berries for bodypaint? u look loovely
wot? no raspberries in this thread? no more, help is on ze way....
berries for bodypaint? u look loovely
Why?
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you wot?
you wot?
mushroom! mushroom!
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*points and laughs at Jon covered in raspberry bodypaint*
how'd the exam go? least you'd not have gotten hungry during it cause you could always lick a bit of raspberry mush off your body!
TIME TO CELEBRATE!
I'm thinking you're going to have a huge weekend, what with you finishing exams and birthday and all! Have fun! and have a beer for me!
oh and i wrote a really long reply in my thread so you'd better go read it or i won't be happy!
*points and laughs at Jon covered in raspberry bodypaint*
how'd the exam go? least you'd not have gotten hungry during it cause you could always lick a bit of raspberry mush off your body!
TIME TO CELEBRATE!
I'm thinking you're going to have a huge weekend, what with you finishing exams and birthday and all! Have fun! and have a beer for me!
oh and i wrote a really long reply in my thread so you'd better go read it or i won't be happy!
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mumble mumble mumble im rather tired mumble mumble mumble
nah...my exam is in just under 2 hours..pleanty of time to have a smoke (ciggie)..THEN MY SPLIFF!!
which is all ready and awaiting my smoking.
cant wait.
mumble mumble mumble im rather tired mumble mumble mumble
nah...my exam is in just under 2 hours..pleanty of time to have a smoke (ciggie)..THEN MY SPLIFF!!
which is all ready and awaiting my smoking.
cant wait.
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Posted:
Jon - hurrah,congrats on regaining your FREEDOM.
Here is your pressie - a Camberwell Carrot proportional smoke
Camberwell Carrot
Now thats what I'm talking about
Enjoy
Jon - hurrah,congrats on regaining your FREEDOM.
Here is your pressie - a Camberwell Carrot proportional smoke
Camberwell Carrot
Now thats what I'm talking about
Enjoy
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
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Posted:
How was it? Good? Bad? Who cares, its over anyway
fanschy a schmoke?
you know after leaving it for over a month, your first one is going to leave you completely
anyhoo - i'm still not really sure how redshift is different from the doppler effect, but i very much doubt you really care now...
How was it? Good? Bad? Who cares, its over anyway
fanschy a schmoke?
you know after leaving it for over a month, your first one is going to leave you completely
anyhoo - i'm still not really sure how redshift is different from the doppler effect, but i very much doubt you really care now...
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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kat...ta verriily
simian....yes on both accounts.
kat...ta verriily
simian....yes on both accounts.
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Posted:
ooooh...cheer madeers.
Im going to look all posh tonight...!!
im going to my leavers dinner...and its black tie..and i have a date!!!
ooooh...cheer madeers.
Im going to look all posh tonight...!!
im going to my leavers dinner...and its black tie..and i have a date!!!
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Posted:
Happy Birthday honey!
I can't believe it's your birthday already
Anyways i promised to get you a prezzy and a prezzy you shall get (even if it is small)
Happy Birthday
Alice
(see and no mention of the colour pink in this post - apart from that mention then )
Happy Birthday honey!
I can't believe it's your birthday already
Anyways i promised to get you a prezzy and a prezzy you shall get (even if it is small)
Happy Birthday
Alice
(see and no mention of the colour pink in this post - apart from that mention then )
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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YAY!
love you all to bits.
YAY!
love you all to bits.
mushroom! mushroom!
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Posted:
Happy Birthday Jon!!! (see Happy Bday UCOF thread for your birthday punches)
How'd your date/formal go?
Have a great day/year!!!
Happy Birthday Jon!!! (see Happy Bday UCOF thread for your birthday punches)
How'd your date/formal go?
Have a great day/year!!!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JON!
Don't think you are getting older just UPGRADED!!! muhahaha
wishing you a good health & happy life!!!!
HAVE FUN ON YOUR BIRTHDAY!
me Shining_Light
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JON!
Don't think you are getting older just UPGRADED!!! muhahaha
wishing you a good health & happy life!!!!
HAVE FUN ON YOUR BIRTHDAY!
me Shining_Light
I radiate energy warmth & light,
I will surely make one's day sunny & bright........girl power!!!! muhahaha
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Posted:
well at the moment its a mixture... got pissses thursday, friday, saturday and sunday night...
IM ON MY OWN ALL DAY TODAY!!!
on my birthday! im mean comeon...i ask you!
thank you everybody!
well at the moment its a mixture... got pissses thursday, friday, saturday and sunday night...
IM ON MY OWN ALL DAY TODAY!!!
on my birthday! im mean comeon...i ask you!
thank you everybody!
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Posted:
ooooohh *cue fanfare*
this is my 2000th post!
I hope you all liked the presents i left in your threads...
ooooohh *cue fanfare*
this is my 2000th post!
I hope you all liked the presents i left in your threads...
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Pooh-Bah
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Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
Happy Birthday to Jon
Happy Birthday to Jon
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
old hand
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Posted:
What present?
What present?
Spoiling Christmas for small children since 2003.
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