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oliSILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom


Posted:
ok ive seen this on other forums, and its usually quite funny
basically the principle is that we are going to write a colaborative(sp?) storey, you are only allowed 5 words per post and multiple consquetive posting is frowned upon.

ok i will start

one fine evening in deepest...

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no


oliSILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom


Posted:
made of titanium that twitched....

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no


onewheeldaveGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,252 posts
Location: sheffield, United Kingdom


Posted:
like maggots on a hotplate

"You can't outrun Death forever.
But you can make the Bastard work for it."

--MAJOR KORGO KORGAR,
"Last of The Lancers"
AFC 32


Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!


Necrusmember
113 posts
Location: Greece/Athens


Posted:
.Then I stood up and...

Metal Rulezzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!


JinXmushroom collector
208 posts
Location: JHB, South Africa


Posted:
took a shower with the

JinX : If it doesnt kill you it makes you stronger

The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
It will however make cats dizzy and cats throw up twice their bodyweight when dizzy.


NoveSILVER Member
Unremarkable
277 posts
Location: Cochrane, Canada


Posted:
... twelve previously mentioned sheep, who...

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."


Necrusmember
113 posts
Location: Greece/Athens


Posted:
kept programming and cleaning...

Metal Rulezzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!


JinXmushroom collector
208 posts
Location: JHB, South Africa


Posted:
the old camel who just

JinX : If it doesnt kill you it makes you stronger

The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
It will however make cats dizzy and cats throw up twice their bodyweight when dizzy.


Narr(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step


Posted:
ate some rancid tuna said .....

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*


onewheeldaveGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,252 posts
Location: sheffield, United Kingdom


Posted:
"can someone explain what the..."

"You can't outrun Death forever.
But you can make the Bastard work for it."

--MAJOR KORGO KORGAR,
"Last of The Lancers"
AFC 32


Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!


JinXmushroom collector
208 posts
Location: JHB, South Africa


Posted:
hell a fountain is?" so...

JinX : If it doesnt kill you it makes you stronger

The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
It will however make cats dizzy and cats throw up twice their bodyweight when dizzy.


onewheeldaveGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,252 posts
Location: sheffield, United Kingdom


Posted:
..here is the moral - don't...

"You can't outrun Death forever.
But you can make the Bastard work for it."

--MAJOR KORGO KORGAR,
"Last of The Lancers"
AFC 32


Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!


FabergGOLD Member
veteran
1,459 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
believe a word. It's all...

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely smile


Posted:
a custard tart, to be...

PsyB.

onewheeldaveGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,252 posts
Location: sheffield, United Kingdom


Posted:
consumed at will, but not...

"You can't outrun Death forever.
But you can make the Bastard work for it."

--MAJOR KORGO KORGAR,
"Last of The Lancers"
AFC 32


Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!


Jezaddict
642 posts
Location: UK, London


Posted:
...thrown willy nilly, or there...

'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'

'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'


JinXmushroom collector
208 posts
Location: JHB, South Africa


Posted:
might be 12 sheep in

JinX : If it doesnt kill you it makes you stronger

The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
It will however make cats dizzy and cats throw up twice their bodyweight when dizzy.


yannicusGOLD Member
member
169 posts
Location: Paris, France, the armpit of europe


Posted:
bed with 4 backstreet boys

-Believing that all has been said and done is like mistaking the horizon for the limits of the world. Voltaire.
-Plus je connais hommes, plus j'aime mon chien. Pascal.


onewheeldaveGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,252 posts
Location: sheffield, United Kingdom


Posted:
singing songs of dire warnings..

"You can't outrun Death forever.
But you can make the Bastard work for it."

--MAJOR KORGO KORGAR,
"Last of The Lancers"
AFC 32


Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!


oliSILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom


Posted:
to jazz musicians full of

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no


onewheeldaveGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,252 posts
Location: sheffield, United Kingdom


Posted:
s**t. And then of course...

"You can't outrun Death forever.
But you can make the Bastard work for it."

--MAJOR KORGO KORGAR,
"Last of The Lancers"
AFC 32


Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!


JinXmushroom collector
208 posts
Location: JHB, South Africa


Posted:
there will always be the...

JinX : If it doesnt kill you it makes you stronger

The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
It will however make cats dizzy and cats throw up twice their bodyweight when dizzy.


onewheeldaveGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,252 posts
Location: sheffield, United Kingdom


Posted:
'Way of Fire'. We must...

"You can't outrun Death forever.
But you can make the Bastard work for it."

--MAJOR KORGO KORGAR,
"Last of The Lancers"
AFC 32


Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!


FabergGOLD Member
veteran
1,459 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
not lose our marbles, now

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely smile


onewheeldaveGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,252 posts
Location: sheffield, United Kingdom


Posted:
is the winter of our

"You can't outrun Death forever.
But you can make the Bastard work for it."

--MAJOR KORGO KORGAR,
"Last of The Lancers"
AFC 32


Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!


Captain HazzardBRONZE Member
Ninja (shhhh, don't tell)
420 posts
Location: Truro, UK


Posted:
purpley thing in the corner

I only wanted to be 16... and free


JinXmushroom collector
208 posts
Location: JHB, South Africa


Posted:
of my mounth, that looks

JinX : If it doesnt kill you it makes you stronger

The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
It will however make cats dizzy and cats throw up twice their bodyweight when dizzy.


onewheeldaveGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,252 posts
Location: sheffield, United Kingdom


Posted:
more like an ear, but

"You can't outrun Death forever.
But you can make the Bastard work for it."

--MAJOR KORGO KORGAR,
"Last of The Lancers"
AFC 32


Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!


NoveSILVER Member
Unremarkable
277 posts
Location: Cochrane, Canada


Posted:
...when you poke it, it...

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."


FabergGOLD Member
veteran
1,459 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
tickles me in the upper...

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely smile


EeraBRONZE Member
old hand
1,107 posts
Location: In a test pit, Mackay, Australia


Posted:
reaches of the Volga River...

There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.


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