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oliSILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom


Posted:
ok ive seen this on other forums, and its usually quite funny
basically the principle is that we are going to write a colaborative(sp?) storey, you are only allowed 5 words per post and multiple consquetive posting is frowned upon.

ok i will start

one fine evening in deepest...

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no


onewheeldaveGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,252 posts
Location: sheffield, United Kingdom


Posted:
back to the first page...

"You can't outrun Death forever.
But you can make the Bastard work for it."

--MAJOR KORGO KORGAR,
"Last of The Lancers"
AFC 32


Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!


pequeno_fuegoBRONZE Member
member
29 posts
Location: Poland


Posted:
first page turn's out blank...

peace and rhythm
// Do what you want, let IT be a measure! //


FabergGOLD Member
veteran
1,459 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
and half eaten by the...

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely smile


oliSILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom


Posted:
bad counter called oli. blip....

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no


soldaribusy-tofu!
133 posts
Location: montreal: bagel capital


Posted:
the phone rang, it was

there is no better way to say I love you than with the gift of a spatula!


onewheeldaveGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,252 posts
Location: sheffield, United Kingdom


Posted:
George Bush, "Do you know..."

"You can't outrun Death forever.
But you can make the Bastard work for it."

--MAJOR KORGO KORGAR,
"Last of The Lancers"
AFC 32


Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!


FabergGOLD Member
veteran
1,459 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
where Saddam is hiding?" he...

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely smile


AlfredSILVER Member
Altyd Brandend
149 posts
Location: Orange County, California, USA


Posted:
burst into flames and cried...

Spinning makes my world go round


onewheeldaveGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,252 posts
Location: sheffield, United Kingdom


Posted:
tears of napalm over all...

"You can't outrun Death forever.
But you can make the Bastard work for it."

--MAJOR KORGO KORGAR,
"Last of The Lancers"
AFC 32


Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!


oliSILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom


Posted:
the white house and its

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no


Nephtysresident fridge magnet
835 posts
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands


Posted:
recap:

one fine evening in deepest hole ever constructed by man darkest Croydon, twelve sheep began to program mobile phones and clean dish washing liquid for the hugest party ever thrown by billy blue hat. suddenly the giant man-eating chicken fell off of his chair and onto a pile of mobile phones and dishwashing liquid!! However, more was to come as a golfball rolled into Geraldines prized collection of porcelain gargoyles stolen from Notre Dame by a monkey with enormous amounts of fun fire toys and lots of super robots who could do perfect hyperloops while eating a big banana which to say the least isn't as cool as searching for fleas in my top hat that had two words missing, "who would have thunk it?" Unfortunatley for them, my pants burst into flames. I called my friends closer and said Harry into the room. He started to turn into bubbles made of titanium that twitched like maggots on a hotplate. Then I stood up and took a shower with the twelve previously mentioned sheep, who kept programming and cleaning the old camel who just ate some rancid tuna said "can someone explain what the hell a fountain is?" so.....here is the moral - don't believe a word. It's all a custard tart, to be consumed at will, but not thrown willy nilly, or there might be 12 sheep in bed with 4 backstreet boys singing songs of dire warnings to jazz musicians full of s**t. And then of course there will always be the 'Way of Fire'. We must not lose our marbles, now is the winter of our purpley thing in the corner of my mounth, that looks
more like an ear, but when you poke it, it tickles me in the upper reaches of the Volga River where a strange fish named Wanda, practices the btb butterfly and a confused duck watches a silver trout sat on a golden elephant with oversized underpants that he just found hanging on my clothes line
"Thief!", I shouted, then fainted "...gargoyles are?" Suddenly huge ant ducked, and walked straight into the netherworlds where he found the smouldering remains of his
old clan of ninja-ants underpants. Huge Ant declared 'IwillnowovercomethefivewordlimitationbyeliminatingallspacesfrommywordsintheoryenablingmetospeakforeverbutIwontcositwillpisseveryoneoff'with that they cried "ninjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa .." so they took off in a supersonic hot air balloon, which burst over london which caused a hellish mess in my pants! incidently a nearby swimmer felt a sudden rush of cold under his feet.There was nothing..absolutely nothing! He screamed "Lord Jesus!" and took his turtle's wardrobe on his back!
then had three kinds of biscuit all lined up and ready
and declared 'Oli can't count!" The chocolate hobnob suddenly jumped back to the first page first page turn's out blank and half eaten by the bad counter called oli. blip the phone rang, it was George Bush, "Do you know
where Saddam is hiding?" he burst into flames and cried tears of napalm over all the white house and its

everyone's unique except me


Nephtysresident fridge magnet
835 posts
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands


Posted:
pink, fluffy, napalm-proof inhabitants

everyone's unique except me


onewheeldaveGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,252 posts
Location: sheffield, United Kingdom


Posted:
. And then things got wierd...

"You can't outrun Death forever.
But you can make the Bastard work for it."

--MAJOR KORGO KORGAR,
"Last of The Lancers"
AFC 32


Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!


FabergGOLD Member
veteran
1,459 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
and the sky turned red...

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely smile


Narr(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step


Posted:
and a frog hickuped..

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*


onewheeldaveGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,252 posts
Location: sheffield, United Kingdom


Posted:
"stop saying 'and..'", said Trixabelle...

"You can't outrun Death forever.
But you can make the Bastard work for it."

--MAJOR KORGO KORGAR,
"Last of The Lancers"
AFC 32


Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!


oliSILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom


Posted:
who had confiscated most of....

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no


FabergGOLD Member
veteran
1,459 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
their monthly supply of giant...

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely smile


onewheeldaveGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,252 posts
Location: sheffield, United Kingdom


Posted:
u.v. flourescent silicon breast implants.

"You can't outrun Death forever.
But you can make the Bastard work for it."

--MAJOR KORGO KORGAR,
"Last of The Lancers"
AFC 32


Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!


Benjaminmember
39 posts
Location: Louisville, KY


Posted:
But, he overlooked one conjunction

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