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Login/Join to ParticipateStar Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
and I'm as nervous as if I'm walking into a bar full of strangers - so deep breath and here we go...
Just got into poi and i'm pretty crap but it's just such a buzz so gonna keep at it - who says you can't teach an old dog...
a good friend is getting married next august and she's told her mum I'll do fire! no pressure then.
I'm not v good at chat rooms n stuff, they scare me - in fact it's been 3 years since I last went on one but the guy who introduced me to poi is/was a HOPer so i reckon it's worth a try
dya know I was even worried about these fab little things I've seen on people's messages - right over my head i thought - and here they are on the screen - doh!
But now I can't get em on here aargh! 1 step forward, 1 step back.
Hopefully I'll look back on this and laugh in years to come!
EDITED_BY: Wild Child (1125059437)
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
I thought they weren't even close to being veiled...
Sorry Gaz! Love ya really!
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
i just said something to pete which i never thought that type of language would come from me, shame on you dirty people and your influences!
can i have some jelly please?
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
I lappin it up don't worry!! And can't ya see that provoking a whole new smutty thread!!
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
*throws in a can of whipped cream and runs...
back
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
Wehey!!!
*Gary rolls about covered in cream*
Honestly... You guys... Filthy I tell you, filthy!
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Whipped cream grenades...
Whatever next?
I will be going for the Chocolate Sprinkles Howitzer...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
Na... don't like chocolate sprinkles... Stick a flake in though! The rolling would make em kinda like chocolate spinkles... Anyway, Elaine, where are you? You need to put a stop to this madness!!
It's ya last day today!! Thinking of you lots!
Gary x
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Written by: GazzaBee
Stick a flake in though!
les for elaine 
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Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Who is Les?
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
huggles
as in
gles, ok maybe i should have added the g 
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Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
You're ok, I knew what you meant!!
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pfffft you don't know Elaine all that well do you if you think she's going to put a stop to the madness
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
231 posts
Location: table in front of the pc.
*sits on a table to avoid getting cream on his fur*
Where's Aunty Lou lou?
I have my sidekick now. I think I call him Sidekick!!
"Lets get Jinky with it!"
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
Mmmm... Good point Skully... She'll just encourage us!! Honestly... where is Elaine? YuuuuuuuuuuHoooooooooooo Elaine?
She's probably having a massive party or something with work peeps to celebrate freedom!!
for Elaine!!xx
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Oh i know this one. She told me on the way to manchester last sunday.
Erm she's in Canterbury at the head office today....right we missed that....ok so now she's at her brother's house (or some other such close relative) and then tomorrow she's going to go hang out with a much younger and better looking young man. Mr Jonnython UCOF (of jonny ucof fame).
I think that's what she told me anyway.
Meh
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
But Jonny is going straight from Wales to the BrJC I think........ I might have got that wrong because I've not had enough sleep..........
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
old hand
733 posts
Location: Bewildered state of nothingness, United Kingdom
Written by: Bugis
*sits on a table to avoid getting cream on his fur*
Where's Aunty Lou lou?
Shes got lost Bugis, because shes like that
Now what are you doing in here?? Your far too young for all this smut, if your not careful you'll end up like Cantus
His whole life is a smut filled love fest,
Infact, stay.
What harm can i do?? I mean look at him !!
Taking it easy
Trippie
Trippie Hippie- Monty Dons secret love child
Fly like a mouse, run like a pillow, be the small book case.
"Last night i met some pixies and we danced around a stone".
Because dressing up is fun.
old hand
896 posts
Location: Manchester England
I think you've just found a partner for your PlattFields Nekkidness!
*Thats one of my favourite Nurseries over there,*
Roman, Trippie Hippie,On the way back from Play Festival
old hand
733 posts
Location: Bewildered state of nothingness, United Kingdom
I never said i'd be nekkid at platt feilds, just pictures!!
Taking it easy
Trippie
Trippie Hippie- Monty Dons secret love child
Fly like a mouse, run like a pillow, be the small book case.
"Last night i met some pixies and we danced around a stone".
Because dressing up is fun.
old hand
733 posts
Location: Bewildered state of nothingness, United Kingdom
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Written by: Skulduggery
Oooo can I see more of Trippy too.... so Trippy when are you posting the naked pictures?
Written by: Skulduggery
We demand nekkidness! We won't visit unless we get some
Written by: Trippie Hippie
Then i will have to do nekkidness then won't i!!!
Leave it with me
Taking it easy
Trippie
I must have been drunk Taking it easy
Trippie
Trippie Hippie- Monty Dons secret love child
Fly like a mouse, run like a pillow, be the small book case.
"Last night i met some pixies and we danced around a stone".
Because dressing up is fun.
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
*steps gingerly over jelly, cream and flakes...*
hmm - someone having a party? but people please, don't you know you can't have a proper jelly n cream orgy without bin bags? Ro Ro will find it much better for slithering around when he's nekkid :P
Confusion of whereabouts is understandable - Jonny and I were hoping to meet up but then he remembered about Infinate Daze so left me in Kent whilst he jollied off to Wales
Hope you all had a good time and you're much better now Skully 
And yes i did get horribly drunk on thursday night so finished my time at Brakes still drink - fortunately that meant I didn't have a hangover
Well, need to get myself sorted - today is the first day of the rest of my life n all that
e
x
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
am now seriously peed off with slowness of connection and inability to transfer e:mails from Hotmail to Outlook despite having paid for the priveledge so it's broadband for me
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
I stole Jonny for the weekend, sorry hun. You should have come with him and played in Cardiff with us. We had much fun and Matty was a perfect host.Not too long until Gayle and I come and invade your home
I'm so looking forward to it and not just because we get to see Ro naked Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
Still all this nakedness chattin... Skully... You're not a Chocolate Pirate Faery, you just saucy!! Glad to see you back online Elaine!!
Gary xxxxxx
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
mmmmmwah! Gary
hehe - Skully's Chocolate Sauce Fairy..
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
and I'm looking forward to being invaded by you south westerners!
Ro is now growing a beard but i don't think it wll be long enuf to preserve his modesty by 14th october, so we're Ok
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
right back at ya honey!!
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
*runs in, gives ikkle Miss Wild Child a hug
a spliff and then sits down next to her with a pizza* We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
I'm starvin... give us a bit
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Did someone say Pizza?!!!!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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