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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Lina13PhantomShadow
6 posts
Location: In Your Shadow


Posted:
i meant the planet pluto but anyway. You get ur orange woodlice but they decide they have had enough of eating wood so they turn on you

I wish mitchell was my boyfriend
EDITED_BY: Lina13 (1300343159)

It's only awkward if you make it awkard

10% of car theives are left handed
All Polar Bears are left handed
There is a 10% chance that your car was stolen by a polar bear


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
ah, but you were unclear on which Pluto tongue2 And everyone knows Pluto's a dog, not a planet... glorified asteroid... thing

Mitchell becomes your boyfriend, but then after an unfortunate Scrubs marathon, you realise that you really want Turk. You end up being dismembered by a Latina nurse.

I really wish this week were going better

Just a dancer in the dark


Honniegalstranger
13 posts
Location: NNJ, USA


Posted:
The week is going better, just not for you. Your neighbor just won the mega jackpot and has plans to put in an indoor water-slide and 24-hour Starbucks in the new McMansion he is building next door. Oh, and he hates you and finally lets you know.

I wish my debt would go away.

When people ask me how many tattoos I have, I usually say 1, but I have to measure in square meters.


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
The world experiences complete and utter financial collapse, making all monetary debts null and void

I wish I had a sufficiently long lever, and a place to stand

(also, mwahaha, the last granted wish has gone on, utterly uncorrupted!!)

Just a dancer in the dark


Lina13PhantomShadow
6 posts
Location: In Your Shadow


Posted:
omg i love scrubs.
You get ur long lever but its so long that u cant touch the ground to stand up

I wish my skeleton was on the outside like an exoskeleton

It's only awkward if you make it awkard

10% of car theives are left handed
All Polar Bears are left handed
There is a 10% chance that your car was stolen by a polar bear


Honniegalstranger
13 posts
Location: NNJ, USA


Posted:
Thank YOU Seaspray! Finally we can trade in puca shells and Nutella!

Poof! You have an exoskeleton, but you now look like a turtle. This gives a whole new meaning to "apple shape" and shopping for clothes is hell.

I wish I had nice warm glass of Shut the Hell Up.

When people ask me how many tattoos I have, I usually say 1, but I have to measure in square meters.


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
you get a nice warm glass but your mouth disappears so you forever have to Shut the Hell Up (no offence)


i wish i hadn't had to google Shut the Hell Up just in case it was something real in America ( well you just never know !!!!)

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
Your wish is granted and you googled boobs and the nyou encounter the worst porn on the net which causes you some gender confusion that will take $100000's in psyciatric bills to fix.

I wish for a good job to fall in my lap.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
the job of high executioner falls in your lap , along with the hood and the huge axe which cuts your legs off and you bleed to death


i wish there was nobody around every time i need to pee whilst outside

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
the apocalypse happens but somehow you slept thru it and now there is nobody around at all, ever.

I wish for a brandy glass of brown M&M's.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
you get your brandy glass of brown M&M's but you become allergic to the brown colouring and die of anaphylaxic shock



i wish i had a huge box of cockroaches

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


Honniegalstranger
13 posts
Location: NNJ, USA


Posted:
Here you are! They are all dead and upon seeing them you become an Insectivore and munch away -- ew, you have an antenna in your teeth.

I wish the US dollar was worth the paper it is printed on.

When people ask me how many tattoos I have, I usually say 1, but I have to measure in square meters.


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
the us dollar is now printed on toilet paper


i wish children were ready to leave home after 8 weeks like puppies are

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


ShipWreckedBRONZE Member
stranger
4 posts
Location: Montreal, Canada


Posted:
Here it goes 8 weeks and gone but ne has 10 years of longevity!!!

I wish that all my wishes come thue!!!

___________________________
-Does it make sens????

-does what make sens!!!

-ho! you're here, sorry.

Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
All your wishes come true, but then you don't know what to wish for anymore because you have no more wishes, your life loses purpose and you go on a pilgrimage of self-understanding to gain the power to wish without having it come true again, leaving all of your wishes behind.

I wish that my performance on May 4th is flawless and goes well.

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
Your performance does not merely go well, it has never seen the like before or will again. However due to a misreading by the genii, there is no floor.

People later may agree this only added to the awesome. tongue2

I wish I could resist the urge to quote 80s Henson movies...

Just a dancer in the dark


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
you get the ability to resist quoting 80s henson films , but now quote 80s/90s glam rock lyrics instead (every rose has its thorn)



i wish i had an endless amount of time to ride my bicycle

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


HoniiSILVER Member
Life's Student
28 posts
Location: Mesa, AZ, USA


Posted:
You get the ability to ride for an endless amount of time on your bicycle, but you now have constant charlie horses and can't get off the bike.

I wish I had a fridge that could make any food i wanted for free. Cuz that sounds awesome grin

Just keep swinging, just keep swinging...


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
you get a fridge that makes any food you want for free , but it will only run on human souls and you can't bring yourself to kill anyone



i wish i could just think things to happen and they would

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
you get this ability, but unfortunately the first thing to occur to you is what would happen if you lost it.

I wish I were a Gallifreyan

Just a dancer in the dark


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
you change into a Gallifreyan but you get stuck in a time loop that takes you back to the exact time that you wrote i wish i were a Gallifreyan then i have to corrupt your wish again and again


i wish the fly in my room would sit still long enough for me to kill it

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


thirteenBRONZE Member
The Death Card
195 posts
Location: Minneapolis, MN USA


Posted:
you kill the fly but it turns out it was a magic fly that would have granted you three wishes.

I wish I could spend the rest of my life traveling the world

The dawn has come
And the wine will run
And the song must be sung
And the flowers are melting
In the sun


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
You get trapped for eternity in the 'it's a small world after all' ride.

I wish I'd learn not to wish for things

Just a dancer in the dark


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
you learn not to wish for things but your will power is weak and so you choose to forget it and wish away like crazy


i wish people would just chill out and let others get on with their lives

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


Dkota24BRONZE Member
stranger
2 posts
Location: virginia., USA


Posted:
your wish comes true and the person you hate most in the world gets their happy ending.

i wish my english project weas done -__-

bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
Your English project is done .... but because you're American it is all spelt wrong and you have used the wrong words to describe things so you fail (eg chips , colour ) laugh3


i wish i had an endless supply of ginger beer

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
you get an endless supply of ginger beer. It drowns the world. You monster!

I wish I had a magical dinner creating device

Just a dancer in the dark


PeterPan27SILVER Member
stranger
6 posts
Location: Valdosta, GA, USA


Posted:
Your magical dinner creating device malfunctions and only makes breakfast.

I wish that someday humans will figure out a way to live in space and we can have a music festival on the moon

By the light of the moon


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
it occurs, however due to the acoustics of zero air you cant hear it.



i wish cat CAN haz cheezburger.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Dkota24BRONZE Member
stranger
2 posts
Location: virginia., USA


Posted:
cat has cheezburger, however it's lactose intolerant and dies.

i wish i had mind control

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