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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


InfrequentiaBRONZE Member
stranger
1 post
Location: USA


Posted:
You are granted the dojo but the head of the dojo is a corrupt psychopath that kidnaps people, and keeps them chained to a wall in his basement just barely keeping them alive. You are the first victim and live to be 87, dying five minutes after you are rescued.

I wish I had bacon flavored ice cream. yes

Trybal WolfSILVER Member
Wolf Furry
517 posts
Location: Earth, USA


Posted:
You find bacon flavored icecream, but it melts before you can eat it.

I wish I were a wolf!

I'd rather die on paws, than live on feet.


SareaArtist in Training
8 posts
Location: UK


Posted:
You are a wolf! Unfortunately your neighbour is an expert huntsman and adds your pelt to his collection.

I wish for more poi!

You were born an original, don't die a copy.
Happens to every guy sometimes this does - Yoda


Trybal WolfSILVER Member
Wolf Furry
517 posts
Location: Earth, USA


Posted:
You get more poi! Then you lose your arms in a car accident.

I wish for fire.

I'd rather die on paws, than live on feet.


RuzeBRONZE Member
stranger
18 posts
Location: Cheyenne, Wy, USA


Posted:
Your wish is granted, but it starts to rain.

I wish I didn't have a bellybutton.

Man_in_the_maskBRONZE Member
specializes in the potentially insane
130 posts
Location: California, USA


Posted:
congrats! you no longer have a belly button. as it turns out your lack of naval is a result of being grown in a test tube. you now represent a significant government investment and find yourself getting picked up by government spooks and taken to an underground test facility for a series of cruel and humilliating tests. . .

i wish i were iron man (because iron man is stinking awesome and doesnt require special abilities)
EDITED_BY: Man_in_the_mask (1345648412)

"We all wear masks, and the time comes when we cannot remove them without removing some of our own skin..."


gitaSILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,776 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia


Posted:
you are iron man! but literally an iron man, like the thing used to press clothes, but with arms & legs! eek

i wish for blue hair! grin

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!


SareaArtist in Training
8 posts
Location: UK


Posted:
You wake up to find you have blue hair, and quickly deteriorate into a real life version of the film 'The Boy with Green Hair'

I wish for more wishes.

You were born an original, don't die a copy.
Happens to every guy sometimes this does - Yoda


Man_in_the_maskBRONZE Member
specializes in the potentially insane
130 posts
Location: California, USA


Posted:
you fall into a wishing well to collect all the wishes you could ask for. though after various complaints of noise coming from the well some superstitious concerned parent seals off the well with cement. . .

i wish for my body to be bioluminescent. . . (gotta admit it would be pretty awesome)

"We all wear masks, and the time comes when we cannot remove them without removing some of our own skin..."


Danny_PyroFire Eater, Panda Lover, Self-Employed Ninja...
6 posts


Posted:
Your body becomes bioluminescent but you are drafted by the military and get killed on a night mission because your glowing aura gave you away

I wish i had shoulder length hair

"The meaning of art is to ask what DOES it mean?" -Marilyn Manson

"What have we learned from this?"
"When black smoke starts coming from your finger you may want to take it out of the flame?"


burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
you have shoulder length hair.. shame it originates from your eyebrows..

I wish I had remembered to buy some sort of dip to go with my pizza Xx

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


Danny_PyroFire Eater, Panda Lover, Self-Employed Ninja...
6 posts


Posted:
You invent a time machine to go back and remind yourself and you get the dip but die from food poisoning two days later

I wish for Fire Eating torch supplies....im running low

"The meaning of art is to ask what DOES it mean?" -Marilyn Manson

"What have we learned from this?"
"When black smoke starts coming from your finger you may want to take it out of the flame?"


RaineStormNerevarine, Dohvakiin, Browncoat
177 posts
Location: Torvvun (AKA alpha centauri)


Posted:
You get your Fire Eating torch supplies... But then you blow your face off.

I wish i was a shapeshifter.

Someone call the doctor cuz this Beat is Sick-


Trybal WolfSILVER Member
Wolf Furry
517 posts
Location: Earth, USA


Posted:
You become a shapeshifter, turn into a mouse and can't turn back.

I wish I had claws

I'd rather die on paws, than live on feet.


RaineStormNerevarine, Dohvakiin, Browncoat
177 posts
Location: Torvvun (AKA alpha centauri)


Posted:
Can't escape you, can I.

You get your claws, but end up tearing holes in all your clothes.

I wish I was a water bender.

Someone call the doctor cuz this Beat is Sick-


Trybal WolfSILVER Member
Wolf Furry
517 posts
Location: Earth, USA


Posted:
Not that you try. wink

You become a water bender, but drown yourself.

I wish I were a fire bender. (Oh wait, I am.)

I think I know where this will end up.

I'd rather die on paws, than live on feet.


RaineStormNerevarine, Dohvakiin, Browncoat
177 posts
Location: Torvvun (AKA alpha centauri)


Posted:
nope, you dont. (and you're right, I dont either)

You become a fire bender! And guess what? You're also the avatar!
so now you have to fix the world.

I wish Lego would bring back Bionicles.

Someone call the doctor cuz this Beat is Sick-


Trybal WolfSILVER Member
Wolf Furry
517 posts
Location: Earth, USA


Posted:
They bring back bionicles, but they make them all out of pink and purple lego pieces!

I wish I was a better artist

I'd rather die on paws, than live on feet.


RaineStormNerevarine, Dohvakiin, Browncoat
177 posts
Location: Torvvun (AKA alpha centauri)


Posted:
You become such a good artist that you get trampled by your fans.

I wish I had a Scottish accent.

Someone call the doctor cuz this Beat is Sick-


Trybal WolfSILVER Member
Wolf Furry
517 posts
Location: Earth, USA


Posted:
You get a Scottish accent and are told by Americans that you sound funny

I'd rather die on paws, than live on feet.


RaineStormNerevarine, Dohvakiin, Browncoat
177 posts
Location: Torvvun (AKA alpha centauri)


Posted:
Is that yer worst, lad? Because I think I mae be on to somethin.

You didn't wish for anything, but you got something instead. frown
wink

I wish I had a six pack (as in abs)

Someone call the doctor cuz this Beat is Sick-


Trybal WolfSILVER Member
Wolf Furry
517 posts
Location: Earth, USA


Posted:
I didn't want to make a wish because for some odd reason I felt that it might end up being corrupted. Go figure?

I'd rather die on paws, than live on feet.


RaineStormNerevarine, Dohvakiin, Browncoat
177 posts
Location: Torvvun (AKA alpha centauri)


Posted:
Again you have wished for nothing. And this time, you got it. You got it so completely that now all your stuff has been taken away, and you do indeed. Have. Nothing.
Not even an HoP account.

I wish I had a real Hei Matau.

Someone call the doctor cuz this Beat is Sick-


Trybal WolfSILVER Member
Wolf Furry
517 posts
Location: Earth, USA


Posted:
Ok that's just wrong.

You get a hei matau. And it breaks.

I wish I had a hei matau as well. They are so awesome. wink

And I do hope your hei matau doesn't break.

I'd rather die on paws, than live on feet.


RaineStormNerevarine, Dohvakiin, Browncoat
177 posts
Location: Torvvun (AKA alpha centauri)


Posted:
how am I suppost to corrupt your wish now!

We both get hei mataus... But they're plastic, not jade.

Someone call the doctor cuz this Beat is Sick-


RaineStormNerevarine, Dohvakiin, Browncoat
177 posts
Location: Torvvun (AKA alpha centauri)


Posted:
I wish for my own planet-

Someone call the doctor cuz this Beat is Sick-


Trybal WolfSILVER Member
Wolf Furry
517 posts
Location: Earth, USA


Posted:
You get your planet. Then realize it was only in fiction.

I'd rather die on paws, than live on feet.


Trybal WolfSILVER Member
Wolf Furry
517 posts
Location: Earth, USA


Posted:
I wish I had 48 hours in a day.

I'd rather die on paws, than live on feet.


RaineStormNerevarine, Dohvakiin, Browncoat
177 posts
Location: Torvvun (AKA alpha centauri)


Posted:
you get 48 hours a day but become a zombie from lack of sleep.

I wish I could meet my favorite authors without them thinking me yet another dorky starstruck fan.

Someone call the doctor cuz this Beat is Sick-


RaineStormNerevarine, Dohvakiin, Browncoat
177 posts
Location: Torvvun (AKA alpha centauri)


Posted:
Ok, since this seems too hard a wish to corrupt,
I wish for a smoothie!

Someone call the doctor cuz this Beat is Sick-


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