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Posted:I go door-to-door come hell, wind, or high-water. On stormy days, I just love the blokes who tell me "Try to stay dry!" Thanks, I didn't think of that before, maybe I'll just dodge every flippin rain drop from here to the next door! Bumbling fools.
Without further guilding the lily and with no more ado, I bid you farewell and sweet dreams...