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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:I was just getting myself pretty for the day.

I'm growing a beard now as I have to be at work at 7 every morning and can't be arsed to do a full shave.

And there are not one, but TWO grey hairs in my beard. eek

The beard is the first to go. frown

*phones up the nursing home to see if there are any open beds*


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:ubblol
One of my exes made me pull grey hairs from his beard and eyebrows. He said he could live with them in his hair, but not anywhere else...


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:ha, i have nearly the same problem.. i found a few black hairs amongst all the other white babyhairs in my beard biggrin

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:That much closer to becoming only a legend tongue

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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PyroWill
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines

Total posts: 4437
Posted:Sign of wisdom Doc remember that wink.

I didnt think 40 year olds went grey?


An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Will, the odder bit is this:

I found a RED (ginger) one. Now where the heck did THAT come from?


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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PyroWill
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines

Total posts: 4437
Posted:I'm shocked you don't remember wink

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted: Written by :Doc Lightning



I found a RED (ginger) one. Now where the heck did THAT come from?



Braggart wink


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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:My friend started getting grey hairs when she was in grade 6! eek

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted: Written by :Brenn


Braggart wink



Oh, I definitely earned foreign hairs in my beard today. French ones, in fact. smile

But he was a brunette, like me. And no amount of snogging will make a red whisker grow out of my own face.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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aston
SILVER Member since Dec 2007

aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa

Total posts: 4061
Posted:I will probably be grey early. Curse genetics sometimes....

On the other hand, I can roll my tongue. biggrin


'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.

Total posts: 756
Posted:I went through a phase at age 11 of getting grey hairs, they they all went again.. Was most odd.

I want to be like one of my aunts, who went pure white at 30- looked so cool.. and actually weirdly made her look younger.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:I'm 24 and have a clump of grey hairs on the left side of my fringe and no where else, I've had it since I was 13 or 14 though. The grey area just gets a little bigger every year.

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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fire.chef


fire.chef

crazy mofo
Location: Southport, lancashire

Total posts: 99
Posted:Im 25 and when i decided to grow a goatie the majority of my beard was greyish white it blagged me coz ive got dark hair

Yo Yo Yo motherfcukers

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ben-ja-men
GOLD Member since Jun 2003

ben-ja-men

just lost .... evil init
Location: Adelaide

Total posts: 2474
Posted:oh man you so just destroyed the illusion! i am definately staying straight now

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?

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Gnor
BRONZE Member since Mar 2003

Gnor

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Perth

Total posts: 5814
Posted:ubblol at Ben

I look at my friends the same age as me and see myself againg. Plus when I look in the cold section at the shops and they have a mirror I go " Who the hell is that?!


Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:It's interesting at work when I find out the ages of people and then compare them to my parents. It's amazing the difference smoking and drinking makes compared to my sporty parents. Heaps of the guys there look 10 years older than Dad, even though they're the same-ish age...or is it that my Dad looks 10 years younger??

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Dentrassi
GOLD Member since Apr 2003

Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 3044
Posted:well... at least its not a grey pubic hair wink

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear

Total posts: 4693
Posted:i'm blonde. cant really tell if i have any greys tongue

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Pyrolific
BRONZE Member since Jan 2001

Returning to a unique state of Equilibrium
Location: Adelaide, South Australia

Total posts: 3289
Posted:lol - I've got grey in my stubble - grey in my dreads too. hehe.

wotever tongue hehe.

yeah old one of my students made the joke that he's good at acting mature.. I said "yeh me too" and continued with the lesson.


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Help! My personality got stuck in this signature machine and I cant get it out!

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JonnyRok
BRONZE Member since May 2005

JonnyRok

Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
Location: Sunny South Africa

Total posts: 446
Posted:I knew someone who was almost totally grey by the age of 23

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

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Medusa
BRONZE Member since Nov 2003

Medusa

veteran
Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Per...

Total posts: 1433
Posted:Grey = distinguished...means people will trust you more as a doctor...hehehe

I worked with a young kid (he was only 24) and he had already lost a lot of hair on his head...premature baldness....poor guy...


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the_mods_stole_my_name
SILVER Member since May 2006

the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool

Total posts: 1286
Posted:i take the mickey out of a couple of my friends for the fact that they're going bald, but thats all about to change. I looked in the mirror the other day and realised that my hairline is receeding...not good! so i can no longer take the mickey...i am one of those balding guys!

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.

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Dom
BRONZE Member since Dec 2001

Dom

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bristol, UK

Total posts: 3009
Posted:I'm blonde, so grey is easy, it never shows. However my first grey hair was discovered a few years ago by a beautiful blonde several years younger who was playing with my hair. I could never complain about that! wink

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax

Total posts: 366
Posted:i've found white beard hairs , but worse is the long white eyebrows that have started appearing . On the plus side i've got some nice new tweezers

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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