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MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
I was just getting myself pretty for the day.

I'm growing a beard now as I have to be at work at 7 every morning and can't be arsed to do a full shave.

And there are not one, but TWO grey hairs in my beard. eek

The beard is the first to go. frown

*phones up the nursing home to see if there are any open beds*

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
ubblol
One of my exes made me pull grey hairs from his beard and eyebrows. He said he could live with them in his hair, but not anywhere else...

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


FyreBRONZE Member
enthusiast
315 posts
Location: Finland


Posted:
ha, i have nearly the same problem.. i found a few black hairs amongst all the other white babyhairs in my beard biggrin

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
That much closer to becoming only a legend tongue

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
Sign of wisdom Doc remember that wink.

I didnt think 40 year olds went grey?

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Will, the odder bit is this:

I found a RED (ginger) one. Now where the heck did THAT come from?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm shocked you don't remember wink

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
 Written by :Doc Lightning



I found a RED (ginger) one. Now where the heck did THAT come from?



Braggart wink

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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
My friend started getting grey hairs when she was in grade 6! eek

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
 Written by :Brenn


Braggart wink



Oh, I definitely earned foreign hairs in my beard today. French ones, in fact. smile

But he was a brunette, like me. And no amount of snogging will make a red whisker grow out of my own face.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


astonSILVER Member
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
I will probably be grey early. Curse genetics sometimes....

On the other hand, I can roll my tongue. biggrin

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
I went through a phase at age 11 of getting grey hairs, they they all went again.. Was most odd.

I want to be like one of my aunts, who went pure white at 30- looked so cool.. and actually weirdly made her look younger.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm 24 and have a clump of grey hairs on the left side of my fringe and no where else, I've had it since I was 13 or 14 though. The grey area just gets a little bigger every year.

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


fire.chefcrazy mofo
99 posts
Location: Southport, lancashire


Posted:
Im 25 and when i decided to grow a goatie the majority of my beard was greyish white it blagged me coz ive got dark hair

Yo Yo Yo motherfcukers


ben-ja-menGOLD Member
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
oh man you so just destroyed the illusion! i am definately staying straight now

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
ubblol at Ben

I look at my friends the same age as me and see myself againg. Plus when I look in the cold section at the shops and they have a mirror I go " Who the hell is that?!

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
It's interesting at work when I find out the ages of people and then compare them to my parents. It's amazing the difference smoking and drinking makes compared to my sporty parents. Heaps of the guys there look 10 years older than Dad, even though they're the same-ish age...or is it that my Dad looks 10 years younger??

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
well... at least its not a grey pubic hair wink

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
i'm blonde. cant really tell if i have any greys tongue

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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PyrolificBRONZE Member
Returning to a unique state of Equilibrium
3,289 posts
Location: Adelaide, South Australia


Posted:
lol - I've got grey in my stubble - grey in my dreads too. hehe.

wotever tongue hehe.

yeah old one of my students made the joke that he's good at acting mature.. I said "yeh me too" and continued with the lesson.

--
Help! My personality got stuck in this signature machine and I cant get it out!


JonnyRokBRONZE Member
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa


Posted:
I knew someone who was almost totally grey by the age of 23

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!


MedusaSILVER Member
veteran
1,433 posts
Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Perth, Australia


Posted:
Grey = distinguished...means people will trust you more as a doctor...hehehe

I worked with a young kid (he was only 24) and he had already lost a lot of hair on his head...premature baldness....poor guy...

the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
i take the mickey out of a couple of my friends for the fact that they're going bald, but thats all about to change. I looked in the mirror the other day and realised that my hairline is receeding...not good! so i can no longer take the mickey...i am one of those balding guys!

Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

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O.B.E.S.E.


DomBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,009 posts
Location: Bristol, UK


Posted:
I'm blonde, so grey is easy, it never shows. However my first grey hair was discovered a few years ago by a beautiful blonde several years younger who was playing with my hair. I could never complain about that! wink

bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
i've found white beard hairs , but worse is the long white eyebrows that have started appearing . On the plus side i've got some nice new tweezers

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind



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