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ParafinfairySILVER Member
old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia

Posted:
Yes the time has come again for another Burnt Toast party. All welcome...

Lots of love Burnt Toast xxx

Slicing the Loaf as we speak.

I need it..... Trust me!

DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England

Posted:
Pfff - you're gonna wear clothes?

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude

cknamSILVER Member
newbie
19 posts
Location: Woking, Surrey, United Kingdom

Posted:
Well I'm growing my hair so that I don't need to but until it's long enough to keep my butt warm I'll have to.

Can we expect a cling film ensemble from you then?
Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Posted:
We could just spend all day here bitching at each other till we're blue in the face... wink

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom

Posted:
 Written by: Durbs


How about it's just a poke hole and you have to guess who your "dating"? wink



ubblol ubblol ubblol

that was the last one dude this time we want something new wink

remember how everyone guessed you? cant think why ubbloco

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England

Posted:
Strange... as I wasn't there it'd have been like waving the proverbial matchstick in the albert hall.
In which case I thought people would guess Lex

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude

strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom

Posted:
ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Posted:
Slackers...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Posted:
Lol... goddam, some day I might even make the effort to come to this.

If you promise to be funny and abuse me.

Simultaneously.

Getting to the other side smile

MikefromGlosSILVER Member
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England

Posted:
damn i am missing another fun hop meet due to transport again!!!

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land

Posted:
i'm a bit worried that this might turn into an orgy..

I'M IN!!! woo hoo

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom

Posted:
ubblol ubblol

this one could get interesting......

are we going to tll kieth his party is going to turn into an orgy?

saying that i expect those were his intentions anyhow...... he did invite durbs afterall wink

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land

Posted:
naa - we shouldn't tell him.. he'll get the idea - lol

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England

Posted:
What when everyone's naked, smothered in KY, queueing up by the thin door into the upstairs bathroom with the hole cut in itaround waist height and a betting chart on the wall with £5 notes pinned to it?

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude

_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Posted:
Classy.

smile

Getting to the other side smile

DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England

Posted:
Go Toast wink

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Posted:
Some people shouldn't have fantasies...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom

Posted:
 Written by: Durbs


Go Toast wink



ubblol ubblol ubblol

couldnt have said it better myself......

ubbrollsmile

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

ParafinfairySILVER Member
old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia

Posted:
Yeah - says it all hey Strugz ubblol We should have had that motto printed on our hoodies!!

All we need now is fatty lowering the tone to even deeper depths of disgust and everything will be normal....

Fatty where are you??????

kiss kiss

Slicing the Loaf as we speak.

I need it..... Trust me!

duballstarSILVER Member
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom

Posted:
I'm gonna blow this out and go surfing... maybe... tongue

I found the best clothing website EVER today... I've finally found it after years of wondering where I could get this stuff from. I'm gonna get some trendy threads for the next party. Check it out - https://www.mysticum.de/

It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett

elastaaddict
645 posts
Location: wishing to be in Rio

Posted:
I love you guys. Such innocent fun ubbangel

there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap

if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile

"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne

GHCmember
156 posts
Location: Lets just say it's raining (Guildford)

Posted:
Alright you bunch of F**king C**nts...............

Everyone who was at the last one is expected.

Johnny, Well, India's a BAD excuse.

Laura, Same as.

Bristol, Will be lovely to see you all again!

Neon, Get your stinking little arse down here.... NO excuses.

Someone make sure Rob comes, Just incase the toilet breaks again. Hey Rob ubbangel. Would be cool to see you again too.

Are you coming clare, You should etc etc etc.

Nicky, Hello, see you there.

Ck, Happy birthd.... Nope done that.

Paul, Jules will be there. Kissy, kissy, man huggy....

Strugz........ Well. If you turn up at another one of my parties I'll tie you to the celling pierce you foreskin and tell everyone we have a new rope swing. GOT IT. Oh and in case you don't believe me I got 20 meat hooks for the party and 2 with your foreskins name on them....

Rabbit stew anyone???

Valentines day Massacre so that means 1930's or was it 40's when that huge ganster killing took place. Or Bloodied Valentines, murdered loved ones.... Or generally anything near the point of death.

See ya'll soon.

Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....

Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Posted:
Keith ya cutie pie! hug ubblove ubblol ubbrollsmile eek

I can't come. I have a house warming that day! frown

Love you... Miss you! You're a sweetheart hug

ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Posted:
eek

Wow... torture... interesting...

biggrin

Would love to... but I'm working that day... I think... 17th March?

Yep...

Have fun with the whole piercing thing... please send me pictures smile

x

Getting to the other side smile

cknamSILVER Member
newbie
19 posts
Location: Woking, Surrey, United Kingdom

Posted:
Well I'll see what I can do about a costume but won't be there for that long as I have attempted murder job to do the next day.
ParafinfairySILVER Member
old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia

Posted:
FATTY THERE IS TO BE NO RABBIT STEW!!!!!!! He's going on holiday that weekend....

Slicing the Loaf as we speak.

I need it..... Trust me!

_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land

Posted:
hi guys.. I'm really sorry but I won't be able to make it this weekend.. just found out that I'm not very well and have to go get it sorted on Friday.. leaving me incapable of partying at the weekend... don't worry tho.. I'm not going to die.. yet anyway

much love and I will be missing out on a good one, no doubt!

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

duballstarSILVER Member
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom

Posted:
i should really go surfing... smile

It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett

ParafinfairySILVER Member
old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia

Posted:
Na - think you shoud go surfing the following week smile

Slicing the Loaf as we speak.

I need it..... Trust me!

YakumoSILVER Member
veteran
1,237 posts
Location: Oxfordshire, United Kingdom

Posted:
lots of ppl talking of not going, and an otherwise dead thread... what's happening guys? I need to borrow money for fuel, is it worth it ? tongue

Blinded by Hyperlights, please donate generously grin

_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land

Posted:
naa I reckon they are all busy decorating the place to look like some kinda kinky dungeon.. it'll still be going ahead.. you know what Toastie's are like.. SLACK.. lol

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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