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Login/Join to Participateold hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Yes the time has come again for another Burnt Toast party. All welcome...
Lots of love Burnt Toast xxx
Slicing the Loaf as we speak.
I need it..... Trust me!
old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Sorry just wanted to get it to the top...
Strugz get on the case you fat heffer, see you soon cuntface mwah
Slicing the Loaf as we speak.
I need it..... Trust me!
veteran
1,237 posts
Location: Oxfordshire, United Kingdom
/me looks @ "Loc: Adelaide"
erm, you do mean Guildford UK right?
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2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
note to self.. not next weekend.. the weekend after..
see you there guys
two weeks to think of a costume - hmmmmm
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
Whooooooooooooooo!
Lex - sorry i missed you the weekend matey!
This one is going to be a corker and i am well and truley ready to go for it........... oh yes
So as its valentiles day, blood and sex and murder at kieths....... not with kieth obviously..... much to his disgust im sure
Any other takers
(oh yeh i have a thread for this type of desperation dont i 
)
This will be other fine toast event........ miss it people and miss out!! If anyone wants some heads up of what to expect (as im sure we have a bit of a reputation round here)...... were not as bad as we may come across so just pm me and ill fill you in!
Or ask anyone who was at the last one what a fooking wicked time they had!
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
enthusiast
372 posts
Location: Paris, United Kingdom
I will be missing it I'm afraid, which is rubbish
... but on the other hand I do get to go snowboarding in Andorra
I'm not bragging, I'm just excited, honest.
You can spend hours playing with minutes!
I have seen the light! ........ It was purple <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Fast, late deliveries!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
your loss dude........
bragging -
no need - its us that are bragging shame - have a good one either way!
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Gay.
With a capital G.
*slap*
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
you could have just said "hi my name is Edd" we would have got the message
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
enthusiast
382 posts
Location: In Ger Land, India
Yeah man, these parties are great if you want to drink loads of booze, then listen to lots of metal, instead of that silly 'dance' music the kids seem to be into these days (although there was a sound system there catering for the 'yoof')
Then take a bug sprinkilng of wonky powder, and take up all the room on the sofa for a rather good nights sleep
But I'm not gonna do that this time 'cos I'm in India and I am bragging
Some things you have to see to believe, but
Some things you have to believe in to see.
old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Snowboarding in Andorra hey!! I was there a few weeks ago and it was awesome though they didn't have any snow but I reckon you'll be alright now!!!! Yay for snow cannons!!
Well you slackers being in different countries you'd better get your party hats on for the next one which will probably be around April time...
Oh and yes I forgot to change my location back to Guildford - wishful thinking that I'd be back in Adelaide before I needed to change it but yes Guildford, Surrey, England - come down....
Slicing the Loaf as we speak.
I need it..... Trust me!
old hand
716 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
I believe we have a fairly large Bristol contigient heading your way. God knows who cos we are all slackers but im sure we will come and stink the place out with dirty hippies like last time
"Don't do it naked!"
645 posts
Location: wishing to be in Rio
ah man, the last one absolutely kicked ass!! have a good one guys! And I'll be back in style for the April one I hope! (which I thinking should be dedicated 'Loz's coming home party'
)hippy hugs and dirty drugs all round!
Lx
there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap
if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile
"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne
veteran
1,237 posts
Location: Oxfordshire, United Kingdom
I'd love to come if I can, and if I make it , any crash space available?
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old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Yeah course there will be. Can't promise anything much - first come first served with the sofas etc but there will be plenty of floor space if nothing else!!
Laura - when in April you back?
Slicing the Loaf as we speak.
I need it..... Trust me!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
you dont need crash space at a toast party.......not until monday anyway
Lex - see you friday phatty! be at yours by 8ish i reckon....... that ok?
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
newbie
19 posts
Location: Woking, Surrey, United Kingdom
Will we be getting an update of the strugz's quest for love at this party or, better still, we can have a Blind Date-style show with strugz, Keith, Durbs and err, Neon Dave?
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
You not putting yourself up CK? Or do you have life-long dreams of being Cilla Black?
That's Meg's job anyway! 
How are we anyway?
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
645 posts
Location: wishing to be in Rio
hey Lex, back some time mid-april... not sure of date yet, maybe 15th?
there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap
if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile
"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Oi - why am I being blind-dated? I'm happily attached
Good idea, though it needs altering for one of Keiths parties...
How about it's just a poke hole and you have to guess who your "dating"?
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Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Durbs, your ability for filth never ceases to amaze me.
You are either incredibly good in bed, or incredibly frustrated
Getting to the other side 
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Why can't I be both?
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Because that would imply that you are too much man for one woman!
Imagine me and Doc and you in the same room... What could possibly happen...?
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Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
And he's too tiny to be too much man
Getting to the other side
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Good things...etc
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Oi - you calling my girlfriend a small package?
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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I said nothing of the sort...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Well, she would have to be, wouldn't she?
Getting to the other side
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Nah, we've all established that Strugz is the good thing...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Have we? When?
Would explain why he carries a small package Kleenex with him most days mind you...
God it's 2 weeks away and look at the standard already
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newbie
19 posts
Location: Woking, Surrey, United Kingdom
You go back to work for a bit and look what's happened to the thread. Do you guys just sit at your computers all day hitting refresh or maybe you have some post-bots writing all this spam for you?
Any costume suggestions?
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