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_VT_
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx

Total posts: 1173
Posted:..from a friend and I thought I would share.

20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY




1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . . e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy.


Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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SaBBaS


enthusiast
Location: Madrid, Spain

Total posts: 215
Posted:its not the first time ive seen this one...
but i always love it!!
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Don't you destroy your enemy by making him your friend?? - Rev Bem (Magog), Andromeda

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Pinkadelic


Pinkadelic

member
Location: On top of a Nipple

Total posts: 70
Posted:haha nice one.
but i actually do skip sometimes instead of walking :O


Love is Life

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tillymoo


tillymoo

member
Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 107
Posted:these are gorgeous! i, too have seen it a couple of times, but it is one of the *good* forwards.

(a *bad* email forward is any that say 'you will recieve a nasty thing if you don;t forward it', or 'a baby in africa will die if you don't forward this' - they go straight to the trash, no matter how good the rest of it is)


"A Thnead's a fine thing that all people need"
Dr Suess

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:oh i love it as always!

ooh! reminds me! when was the last time someone bumped "uncle sam says no to skippy"??? cos that always leaves me in stitches! ubblol


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Stained_Whisper
GOLD Member since Dec 2006

Stained_Whisper

Lighting up the darkness, one performance at a time
Location: south africa

Total posts: 161
Posted:eek OMG, ive actually done some of them....

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You are the only problem you will ever have
and you are the only solution

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_VT_
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx

Total posts: 1173
Posted:I could see doc lightning doing #2.

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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marco


enthusiast
Location: uk

Total posts: 328
Posted:I've done an alarming number of them...

mark


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melting
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

melting

journeyman
Location: newcastle

Total posts: 76
Posted:i am going to e-mail this to my sister now

are you gonna drink that?

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PyroMonkey
GOLD Member since Jan 2005

PyroMonkey

b...bal...lence?....
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney

Total posts: 370
Posted:oh i am so trying #5.

/doesn't drink coffee


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faith enfire
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

faith enfire

wandering thru the woods of WI
Location: Wisconsin

Total posts: 3556
Posted:we did that with halfcaf so people didn't get too crabby

Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed

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