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1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
..from a friend and I thought I would share.
20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.
14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . . e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy.
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
215 posts
Location: Madrid, Spain
its not the first time ive seen this one...
but i always love it!!
Don't you destroy your enemy by making him your friend?? - Rev Bem (Magog), Andromeda
70 posts
Location: On top of a Nipple
haha nice one.
but i actually do skip sometimes instead of walking :O
Love is Life
107 posts
Location: Brisbane
these are gorgeous! i, too have seen it a couple of times, but it is one of the *good* forwards.
(a *bad* email forward is any that say 'you will recieve a nasty thing if you don;t forward it', or 'a baby in africa will die if you don't forward this' - they go straight to the trash, no matter how good the rest of it is)
"A Thnead's a fine thing that all people need"
Dr Suess
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
oh i love it as always!
ooh! reminds me! when was the last time someone bumped "uncle sam says no to skippy"??? cos that always leaves me in stitches!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Lighting up the darkness, one performance at a time
161 posts
Location: south africa
OMG, ive actually done some of them.... ***********************************************
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and you are the only solution
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
I could see doc lightning doing #2.
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
328 posts
Location: uk
I've done an alarming number of them...
mark
journeyman
76 posts
Location: newcastle, Australia
i am going to e-mail this to my sister now
are you gonna drink that?
b...bal...lence?....
370 posts
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney, Australia
oh i am so trying #5.
/doesn't drink coffee
wandering thru the woods of WI
3,556 posts
Location: Wisconsin, USA
we did that with halfcaf so people didn't get too crabby
Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed
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