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GlåssDIAMOND Member
The Ministry of Manipulation
2,523 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
Wasting time on Amazon, I found this book.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Fatal-Flute-Stic...0880322-7414310
I love the title smile
Whats that all about then and what tune would you play on a fatal flute?
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whyBRONZE Member
not _Y_
720 posts
Location: Scotland


Posted:
"but like the back cover says "When the flute comes out as a weapon someone is going to die."" ubblol You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?" George Bernard Shaw

TheApprovingNinjaFrom the Ashes of a Ninja Rise THE HIPS OF RAGE
371 posts
Location: Edinburgh


Posted:
From now on I'm getting rid of the contact ball in a sock that I keep in my van in case of rapists and get myself a flute Viva UGLY STAFF

DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,688 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
www.gwangung.co.uk used to sell these (But they don't anymore - so this isn't very helpful)

Roota-toot-toot on the flutey-toot-toot then DEATH Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude

SpannerBRONZE Member
remembers when it was all fields round here
2,790 posts
Location: in the works... somewhere..., United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Glss


Whats that all about then and what tune would you play on a fatal flute?




I don't know but it would explain how I got through 3 flute teachers in 5 years redface

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you are nice woman.

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Band Camp is gonna get whole lot more interesting next year... rolleyes "I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

Analemmaenthusiast
384 posts
Location: West LA


Posted:
[Quote] Poi Chan is the formost Chinese weapons master in the world. With this book, you will see why! [/Quote]
He said Poi, didnt he ?!?
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wrong thread . . . . hug To learn - read. To know - write. To master - teach . . .

LazyAngelGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK


Posted:
It's some sort of chinese legend that you can kill someone by playing a tune on the flute: I can try to find out more while I'm here if anyone's interested? Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Play something by Mariah Carey and your opponent will surely be willed into submission or commit harikari (sp?) "I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock