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puzzledustGOLD Member
35 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia

I don't want to do work!!! I'm meant to be writing a 2000 word report right now and I really really really don't wanna. Anyone else out there feeling my pain? I have my red wine and my laptop and my brain is saying 'poi, poi, poi, spinning, poi'. I just wanna keep drinking and stop working eek Work is poop I tells ya. Poooooop. ubbloco

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Location: Behind you. With Jam

If you don't work you can't earn money to buy more poi or visit poi people - simple as, get your arse into gear now!

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The Tea FairySILVER Member
old hand
853 posts
Location: Behind you...

You get to drink wine at work?! Surely it can't be that bad...

Work for an hour, then find a way to reward yourself a bit for 10 mins or so, like watching videos on the internet or drinking more wine. Then do another hour's work... etc You'll be finished before you know it!

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-sandy-BRONZE Member
old hand
716 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom

wish i could drink wine while working, we aren't even alowed to go to the pub for lunch, not that we'd have time, only get half an hour.

In fact if i have to ask someone how much they pay for their mobile contract one more time i think im gonna kill myself. thats right im the embodiment of satan himself, the mobile phone telemarketer eek

i need a new job

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301 posts

I worry about how little work I get done

I can browse the internet at will and nobody really supervises me at work. I still seem to manage to get a decent amount done, but I could do so much more.

My other big problem is getting enough sleep. I get 8 or 9 hours a night but it just isn't enough. I had 12 last night which was more like it.

Yes need a new job.
And back to work for me

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PatchesBRONZE Member
6 posts
Location: Texas, USA

uuummm... i live in america, were not supposed to drink under the age of 21 (feel free to laugh @ this point) but that doesnt stop us! lol
just think of it this way, the more u drink the more interesting work will be, also the more interesting the er... results of ur work will be. beerchug

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nice title, though.... sometimes few words speak more wink
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puzzledustGOLD Member
35 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Yeah, it wouldn't be so bad if I could drink red wine at work. But this is overtime work from home- i.e. after a full day of work. I have this report that hurts my brain lots due tomorrow and so I have to work at home to finish it... uurgh... Badness. So here I am again with the laptop, eyeing off another bottle of red. He he he. It could be worse eh? Still, I wish I was at Jamie and Chris' contact staff class... that'd be sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. weavesmiley

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_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom

I have a load of work to be doing for an assesmant on monday morning, am too busy to do any as of tomorrow until sunday.

However I went out last night and my head feels like a pig has taken a shite in it.


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom

 Written by: Aime

However I went out last night and my head feels like a pig has taken a shite in it.

You saw me do that?? eek


ChellySILVER Member
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)

ubblol I've got a 3000 word review paper due in next week, and I've spent all day on HoP because I can't be bothered. Believe me, I feel your pain! hug

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