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This is based on the thread about zombies and the world ending. No one here has a life, what should we do? wink wink

sketchGOLD Member
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ubblol quality. ummmmmmm........
*runs off to ask the wise man from the orange advert*

"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star,
Come from afar, far away state of mind,
open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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I dunno, People have remarked that you never know what people are really like until they've been pushed to the extremes. I have always found that Sci-fi, fantasy and horror have been the best medium for exploring humanity at both its best and worst because the extremes are even further than what would normally experience in real life and even with real life atrocities we have become far too desensitised these extremes that we cannot really be objective about them anymore.



So to say that the Zombie thing isn't worthy of discussion seems a bit unfair (as a compromise it IS in Social Chat, not social discussion) at least it's not inundated with new threads about ages-old topics such as music... This topic has at least shown that in a time of crisis we can pool our resources and intellect together to help each other out, and most interestingly our eagerness to sate deep-rooted bloodlusts in the name of survivial...



In terms of not having a life, some of us have jobs where our only release IS talking crap on these boards...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


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I'm not helping you when the Zombies come for ya.
You'll be sorry................

Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.


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Ok, so then...... what kind of music do zombies listen to?

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death metal of course! duh!

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Are you sure its not The Grateful Dead?

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Muzak apparently...

What about White/Rob Zombie, The Zombies..., Cannibal Corpse, Celine Dion, Apocalyptica?

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


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No, wrong. No self respecting zombie listens to Celine Dion. tongue

sketchGOLD Member
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neon, ditto on the job front!

youd also be suprised just how many people have discussed thought in depth about zombie attack / world desertion / time freezing situations, and what theyd do....

"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star,
Come from afar, far away state of mind,
open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"


Posted:
Well, with reports of Bin Laden dying..... what if the zombies are Al Qaeda? eek eek

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Then I would have feelings of regret that they will have insufficient consciousness to have their warped belief system deconstructed with quiet readings of the Koran... shrug

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Posted:
Will you regret when they perform Zombie Jihad on your bumtockles?

ClairebeSILVER Member
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Hey! I have a life! It's just a small part of that life involves thinking about zombies a lot... ubblol

My brain is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but unfortunately not as tasty.

Squueee!


Posted:
How small a part percentage wise?

ClairebeSILVER Member
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Posted:
I'm not yet sad enough to work out in percentages how much time I spend thinking about zombies. ubbloco

My brain is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but unfortunately not as tasty.

Squueee!


Posted:
How many zombies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Don't know, but I bet you're dying to find out.... wink

ClairebeSILVER Member
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Posted:
Please... That's an easy one.

 Written by: Patrick the Bubba Badger


How many zombies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?




The answer is: I'm more worried about how they got into the lightbulb in the first place. wink

My brain is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but unfortunately not as tasty.

Squueee!


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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What was this new low you were talking about before Patrick? tongue

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Posted:
 Written by: Neon_Shaolin


What was this new low you were talking about before Patrick? tongue



So are you implying that its an old low? tongue

ClairebeSILVER Member
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I think Neon is flat out saying that it's an old low. devil

My brain is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but unfortunately not as tasty.

Squueee!


IgirisujinSILVER Member
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I dont know what music zombies listen too, but I know that Blood Hound Gang albums are a root cause of zombie-ism

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 Written by: Brit_Joe


I dont know what music zombies listen too, but I know that Blood Hound Gang albums are a root cause of zombie-ism



Ever listened to the lyrics of a BloodHound Gang song Joe?

Interestingly enough, there's some hystericly funny, witty stuff in there. Some parts subtle, others totally crass.

Hardly zomber-riffic. Now rave/dance music... that's a tad zombie friendly.

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polaritySILVER Member
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"HoP has reached a new low, what should you do?"

Play limbo...

You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

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fat_hampsterBRONZE Member
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Zombies listen to Mozart obviously, *puzzled look* how could you think otherwise, just because they're dead inside, doesn't mean the like songs that remind them of that fact, I mean all the zombies i've known have been really sensitive about their 'condition', I don't know what zombies you're talking to, but I don't think that they are an accurate representation of the zombie population as a whole.

cause the air outside will make
our cells divid at an alarming rate
until our shells simply cannot hold
all our insides in, and thats when we'll explode
and it won't be a pretty site.


CalvinKlownEunathist
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Posted:
I think you'll find it's "living impared" not "zombie"

Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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I think you're being a bit too sensitive about your zombie friends, they're not gonna fall to pieces every time they remember they're dead...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


fat_hampsterBRONZE Member
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what can I say, can I help it if all the 'living impaired' people i have known haven't liked to talk about their condition, or like to be reminded about it, and when you talk about them falling to pieces, thats even worse, can't talk to them for weeks, they go to their graves and won't come out for days on end, until they get a bit peckish.

Ill make sure to tell them not to read this thread, with all the incensitive comments, and silly assumptions. They are really a very misunderstood phenomenon.

cause the air outside will make
our cells divid at an alarming rate
until our shells simply cannot hold
all our insides in, and thats when we'll explode
and it won't be a pretty site.


Carrot_GirlClose your eyes and make a wish
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Location: Preston UK


Posted:
 Written by: fat_hampster


I mean all the zombies i've known have been really sensitive about their 'condition',



It's no wonder, do you know how hard it is to match a foundation to that sort of skin tone?

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Patrick patrick patrick rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes biggrin biggrin hug hug

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Is it Fair to all concerned?
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Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

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JTSpinnerSILVER Member
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Posted:
Uh oh, it just turned midnight here and I am turning into a zombie. Better quit reading this eek eek bye

I may be crazy but I ain't stupid

Life is to short to waste it on stupidity


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