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Login/Join to ParticipateNiraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
I've been looking for them for a while here, but I think the heat may have them in hiding. Any help on sightings?
Anyway, hi, I'm brand new to this whole thing, and struggling to find my way around. Can you tell? This could possibly be the BEST website in the whole of cyberspace though.....
Peace and chocolate,
Chelle
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OK guys, here's a little update!!
Name: Chelle (AKA chelly, chellybean, smelly, oi! or anything else that comes to mind....)
Location: highlands, scotland
Hometown: Nairn
DOB: 12 Dec 1981
Age: 24
Sex: Huh, huh, huh, you said sex.......
Occupation(s): daydreaming fairy
Favorite Food(s): ooo, does peanut butter count?
Favorite Color(s): purple, red and blue - oh yes, and I like green and yellow and orange and pink........
Toys: poi (duh), guitar, bucket and spades....
Hobbies other than the obvious: Music. Any form, any time. Festivals, paddling, climbing trees (if I don't fall - and even sometimes when I do..), dancing, making jewellery, travelling. My guitar and cameras are fun too.
Education: Was OK thanks. Did quite well.
Favorite Book(s): Catch 22. Also all Oor Wullie annuals!!!
Favorite Movie(s): Leaning towards A Night At The Roxbury at the moment. And of course, Amelie.
Favorite TV show(s): South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons, Prison Break, Big Love, CSI, anything on National Geographic..
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) I'm not going to grow up. But maybe complimentary therapies.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Oh lord, this wouldn't fit into a novel. I love music. Period.
Favorite ice cream flavor(s): Why do I have to make such tough decisions? Um, either cherry or pistachio.
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) What does vegemite taste like? I've never tried it. Likewise with marmite. I like nutella though, it's well tasty.......
woo hoo!!!!! Now you know all about me - it's your turn!!
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
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Location: Bristol UK
Tink, your sister is indeed pimp. or is that a pimp...?
Catnuts, if i were your dentist I would have filed all your teeth down. you're a scary man.
Hello Chelly. have I met you?
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Who let you in here?
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Hello Mr-To-Contest!! I don't know - have you met me? In this life there are nothing but possibilities...;)Tink, I managed to very nearly set myself on fire last night. So back to my fluffy things and LEDs for a while methinks....
Or at least until I'm not feeling like my head was rudely inserted into a badgers rectum, and my muscles have ceased to have the consistency and strength of jelly....Bugis honey, I think I saw your writing paper in Mr Fraggleses shoe. *nose kissle* Did you check there yet? Sneaky papers hiding from you....
Mr Monster - there's more secrets?
fs -
's and 's for harrassing hunters!And Mr Fraggle.....
....ummm actually, maybe that's not suitable for here......*runs off to find phone* 
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
I don't think you've met Edward yet. You'd remember his overwhelming smugness
But you're bound to meet him this year when I drags you to various HoP Meets and fings. He's most likely performing at Play again...
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
When you drags me huh?
Is this of the kicking-and-screaming variety of dragging? Or the backwards-through-the-bush-by-my-hair variety? "Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Well it was meant to be more of the romantic accompaniment variety. But I misspelled it.
You could try kicking and screaming to Play. But I think calmly walking through the gate and chatting to Rossco (or whomever is on the gate at that time) is usually the best option
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
I'll be on my best behaviour then.....Speaking of which, is it nearly time yet?
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
For Play? Umm end of June I think...
Or did you mean til squishage? *dashes off to check the calendar*
Erm 26 days, 3 hours and 52 minutes left honey...
Meh
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Good morning over there people...or well...it's morning over here...not over there...you're the people over there!!!
Okay, I've confused myself!!!
Just...
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Morning! (I think you posted at 11.59, so technically it's all good....
) So nearly 25 days left.... Does anyone have a time machine?
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
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I have the movie!!!
...but no, no real time machine...if I did, then I'd be over in the land of Oz...and doesn't even have to speed too far ahead in time...I'd be happy with one minute as long as I get there soon!!!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
*wanders off to read A Brief History of Time again... I think I might've misunderstood it last time...
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Have you ever actually read that book? And if you did - did you understand any of it? Physics just confuses me. Whatever happened to magic? "Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
P'yeah I read that
It was more intended as a psuedo-satirical comment based on the non-linear aspect of time and the possible confusion with distance travel devices (ie a jet plane 
) I can't read. You know that honey. Hence me being most surprised when you gave me books for tristmas
Luckily Bugis is on hand to help me out. He's looking forward to telling me the story about the orange constructed like a timepiece...
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Ooh, I likes that book. The film was good, but didn't really do it justice I felt....I likes the way the author makes them talk. It reminds me a little of Ned Flanders, and makes me giggle lots.
But I don't know if I'd let Bugis read it though. It might be a bit violent for such a delicate little monkey...
Maybe you should let him read you some Celtic myths though? I think he might like some of them...
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Hey honey I've got you this:
Non-Https Image Link
Sorry it's not full, i tripped over on the way from the kitchen and spilled some. I've not mopped it up yet if you want the rest? I'm sure I can get it back in the mug if i really try....
I've not seen Bugis so far today. He told me last night he was embarking on a secret project and then he, Sidekick and Mr Badgerface left for parts unknown.
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Ooh, a secret project? Hmm...I wonder what it could be? If I find him digging up through my bathroom floor, I'll let you know.
Thanks for the tea, I was just about to go and get one.
And Harry said to let you know that if he finds the monkeys (and Badgerface) digging up through the garden then he'll let me know...although he couldn't promise not to try and bury them first.
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
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You haven't met Sidekick yet have you? He has a famous face. He looks like Monkey from the PG Tips adverts. He often has girl monkeys stopping him on the street asking for his autograph
Meh
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heeey! pffft chelle you never nearly burned yourself its all lies. i was watching. and tribalray christened her poi...it was a beautiful occasion....two fire virgins in one day... *le sigh* ~# it's all too bee-yoo-tifuulll..#~
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Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
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two fire virgins in one day...
That's a fib if I ever heard one....
I's played with sticks on fire before. One was Simons - which he quickly took off me for (a very justified being as he's such an 
) fear of me setting his balls on fire (intentionally I might add ), and the other was with you and Tammie. I think it was Tammie's staff though, at the castle. Which I made you take off me cause I couldn't do anything with it (except smack myself over the head) and I wanted to play with my orange fluffy things again.... "Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
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Fire is for wimps anyway honey
Meh
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Honey can I hide in here please? It's getting a bit odd in my intro....
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Of course you can hide here....there's tea in the pot just made for you...
Ooh, fluffy creatures!! *
's Miss Pigeon Lady and all her cuddly friends* "Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Ooh - biscuits!!
Yes please. What kinds of biscuits does you have? *pulls over a beanbag for sitting*
Tee hee!! Maybes we can use Cleveland to be scaring peoples...?
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Pigeon, sharing food
whatever next?The gayboy in my intro has scared everyone away I think. I'm beginning to think that my intro has a leak anyway. It keeps sinking a lot more these days...
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Might have something to do with the fact you keep spending all your time in here....?
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Carpal \'Tunnel
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wow
long time no see guys
i have my excuse .... my internet cut and then that thing i hate so much that i want to rip it up and stomp on it ... i was ill all week which meant i couldnt fix my computer so i have been neglecting everything Actually back on HoP guys ...
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Written by: chellybean
Might have something to do with the fact you keep spending all your time in here....?
Or everyone has forgotted me... Spanner hasn't been back to check out the answer to her question yet. And Ed hasn't come back to find out yet another reason why he is, quite simply, wrong
There used to be lots of peoples visiting. I think they's all realised that they'd had me confused with someone else all this time....
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Aww...DA, I hope you's feeling better now honey
Mr Fraggle, who do you think they had you confuzzled with? A giraffe perhaps?
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Who was scary Pige? Last time I looked there was a pudgy blonde kid (OK he's a little scary, especially when he has tiger balm
- but then, mainly only really scary if you're Aimeé - or if he's driving his car ) and there was a strange boy that likes other boys...Sometimes Pige shares my chocolate milk with me. And by share, I mean she lets me hold it sometimes. Or one time she letted me buy it and watch her drink it all.
Written by: chellybean
Mr Fraggle, who do you think they had you confuzzled with? A giraffe perhaps?
I think perhaps they thought I was a were-otter. Or maybe Pope Pius IX - easily done as I too was elected by a conclave of cardinals, have often renounced communism and was denounced by an anti-papal mob and forced to flee into exile in 1848...
Or maybe I dreamed that...
Meh
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