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Posted:Very tongue in cheek look at the American governments perspective on the war with Iraq. No offence meant to any of our American freinds here at HOP.

“If You're Happy And You Know It Bomb Iraq“, by John Robbins

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

It's pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq.
To prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's all the proof we need,
If they're not there, they must be there,
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
And he tried to kill your dad,
Bomb Iraq.

If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

A conspiracy of silence speaks louder than words...

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Haven't had a good grin in a while

Lets not lower the mood by someone coming in here and ranting please.
It's a joke
(However true...)
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Posted:I got that email from a mate! i loved it!


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Posted:ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, have been watchin 2DTV as well?!

i'll draw you a picture ill draw it with a twist ill draw it with a razorblade ill draw it on my wrist and if i do it right a red fountain will appear washing away my sorrow washing away my fear




Oolering Man
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very funny political stab methinks.....


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Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

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Posted:I got this from a friend in the u.k and I wanted to post it on here but I wasnt game enough....
Very funny....

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"



Location: Newcastle, Australia

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Posted:lol how true