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coleman
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay

Total posts: 7330
Posted:well, obviously i'm not.



i personally prefer partridge, but that's by the by.



the beaters have worked their way through hop and the pheasants are showing themselves by the dozen - even the dead ones.



i know, its right funny and nudge-nudge-chuckle-chuckle and all that stuff.



but more than being clever/funny/the best idea in the history of the internet, its just f*ckin annoying - moreso i'd guess for those hoppers who don't have a clue who you lot are in the first place...



so, rather than spend 30 seconds checking a profile page every time a pheasant posts to find out who it is under all those feathers, i have developed a new posting method smile





from hereon, anyone who has labelled themselves as part of the flock, i will refer to simply as 'bird'.



all pheasant postings will henceforth be treated as mutually inclusive i.e. whatever one pheasant says, the others must agree by default (which means you can quote any pheasant's comments and address your retort towards any other memeber of the flock).



and lastly, if i directly call a member of the flock 'a cock', and their avatar reflects this statement, it should not be read as an insult but rather as an astute observation.



wave





cole. x




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"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Feed us...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:ubblol Love it!

*thinks she will embrace it too*


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Lemonkey


Lemonkey

Stalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel...
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.

Total posts: 1019
Posted:Glad I didn't change my name to Lepheasent then.

Willy - is bad for your health...

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coleman
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay

Total posts: 7330
Posted: Written by: Neon_Fowl_in_Marinade



Feed us...





how about you feed us instead...




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cole. x



GRRRRR - why are images not working in my posts?! mad

thanks birgit hug


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Yeah but how are we gonna get all nice and suculent if you don't feed us grains? You'll end up getting more meat off Kate Moss...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:try [image]BLABLA[/image]... I think you're missing a slash

*gets pheasant-pie-making equipment out*


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Pen Draven


Pen Draven

Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 1363
Posted:lol,, I have absolutely no idea what your on about young master coleman hehe

Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA wink

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear

Total posts: 4693
Posted:ditto

what drugs are you people on?


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Spanner
BRONZE Member since Feb 2003

Spanner

remembers when it was all fields round here
Location: in the works... somewhere...

Total posts: 2790
Posted:The pheasant has no agenda cool

"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.

yay,

:R"

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PyroWill
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines

Total posts: 4437
Posted:What have I started ubblol

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:So you accept responsibility then?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:next thing someone's gonna say "TIGERBALM!!!" ubblol

I wonder if pheasants like tigerbalm. Or if their feathers all pull into the skin or something silly as that?


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Tabt


Tabt

I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
Location: Horsham

Total posts: 1007
Posted:how did u start it?

there seems to be a random pheasant cult around.

not to worry, pheasant makes good pie!

mmmm pie!


Owner of Dragosani's right side.

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted: Written by: PyroWill



What have I started ubblol





Something you certainly cannot finish....





 Written by: Spanner



The pheasant has no agenda ubblol





We bump into petrol caps on cars... Therefore we are...





 Written by: Birgit

next thing someone's gonna say "TIGERBALM!!!"



I wonder if pheasants like tigerbalm. Or if their feathers all pull into the skin or something silly as that?





The tingling will give us goosepimples, making us easier to pluck...


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:pheasant?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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coleman
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay

Total posts: 7330
Posted: Written by: Mr Majestik



ditto



what drugs are you people on?





all the good ones with no names yet - you know, those ones that are just letters and numbers still wink



not

a

pheasant

plucker's

son



will - i'm really not sure at all, but i'm pretty sure a pair of these could sort everything out nicely:




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cole. x


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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misscorinthian
SILVER Member since Sep 2005

misscorinthian

old hand
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 784
Posted:Ooh, I had 2 pheasants for my Yule dinner last year. Yummy.

Pheasants are great because they're really cheap...... make of that what you will ubblol


XLenX

Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear

Total posts: 4693
Posted:Aust. doesnt have pheasants, will pigeons do?

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands

Total posts: 7263
Posted: Written by: Birgit


next thing someone's gonna say "TIGERBALM!!!" ubblol



shhhh....he was in on that one so it doesn't count wink


Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Dunc- i just noticed your personal message thingo about the noise! ubblol ubblol ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands

Total posts: 7263
Posted:biggrin

Let's relight this forum ubblove

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:would that be pronounced 'dunk', like in a pool, or 'doonk', a bit like pool, with a longer u sound? (not like the queenslanders say it tongue )

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:A pheasant, peasent? What a pleasant present!

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:I'm not a pheasant-plucker
I'm a pheasant-plucker's son
I'm only plucking pheasants
Cause the pheasant-plucker's gone

(read aloud ubblol)

By the way, the more I look at the word pheasant the sillier it looks smile


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands

Total posts: 7263
Posted:There's more Birgit...





I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son

I'm only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker comes.



Me husband is a keeper, he's a very busy man

I try to understand him and I help him all I can,

But sometimes in an evening I feel a trifle dim

All alone, I'm plucking pheasants, when I'd rather pluck with him.



I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mate

I'm only plucking pheasants 'cos the pheasant plucker's late !



I'm not good at plucking pheasants, at pheasant plucking I get stuck

Though some pheasants find it pleasant I'd rather pluck a duck.

Oh plucking geese is gorgeous, I can pluck a goose with ease

But pheasant plucking's torture because they haven't any grease.



I'm not a pheasant plucker, he has gone out on the tiles

He only plucked one pheasant and I'm sitting here with piles !



You have to pluck them fresh, if its fresh theyre not unpleasant,

I knew a man in Dunstable who could pluck a frozen pheasant.

They say the village constable had pheasant plucking sessions

With the vicar on a Sunday tween the first and second lessons.



I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mum

I'm only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker's come.



My good friend Godfrey is most adept, he's really got the knack

He likes to have a pheasant plucked before he hits the sack.

I like to give a helping hand, I gather up the feathers,

It's really all our pheasant plucking keeps us pair together.



I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's friend

I'm only plucking pheasants as a means unto an end !



My husband's in the forest always banging with his gun

If he could hear me half the time I'm sure that he would run,

For there's fluff in all my crannies, there's feathers up my nose

And I'm itching in the kitchen from my head down to my toes.



I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's wife

And when we pluck together it's a pheasant plucking life


Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear

Total posts: 4693
Posted:ubblol

some people have a bit too much time on their hands.


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Tabt


Tabt

I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
Location: Horsham

Total posts: 1007
Posted:fluff in all your crannies, tee hee.

Owner of Dragosani's right side.

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PyroWill
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines

Total posts: 4437
Posted:Disclaimer:

For those who dont know how all this started, I hit a pheasant with my car on the way to falmouth meet.....simple as lol ubblol


An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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Bird
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Bird

now available in "advanced"
Location: Cornwall

Total posts: 6086
Posted: Written by: coleman


from hereon, anyone who has labelled themselves as part of the flock, i will refer to simply as 'bird'.





Now, just wait a minute!!!

I'm not taking everyone's share of the blame for this! wink

ubblol


My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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NOn


activist for HoPper liberation.
Location: ffidrac

Total posts: 1643
Posted: Written by: PyroWill


Disclaimer:

For those who dont know how all this started, I hit a pheasant with my car on the way to falmouth meet.....simple as lol ubblol



and you said i didn't give you any sympathy, just look at this lot trying to make you feel guilty! wink ubblol


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