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Posted: 22nd Apr 2006
I need more photos. Come on kids, i saw loads of cameras!

"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."

Bill Hicks, February 1988

Posted: 22nd Apr 2006
yeh

more photos

chutney

I like Languages.

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Posted: 23rd Apr 2006
Photos?

Meeeee?

Yeah I have a few- I'll try and put them somewhere tonight (dunno where though, my gallery on HOP is tiny.

Hmmmmm...

Posted: 23rd Apr 2006
I can fit some into my gallery...

If anyone wants me to do that for them, just ask

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

Posted: 23rd Apr 2006
I have some video of the fire line- but I need a memory card to get it off the camera. Grrrr!

XLenX

Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena

Posted: 23rd Apr 2006

 Written by: NOn

 Written by: Pink...?


Ahh so i'm not the only one to get a stinking cold from that Falmouth?

NoN.

I blaime Bird, he had a cold on that weekend. He must have given it to us!

awww.. my cold buddy!

naughty birdman! (psst! maybe he is in league with the evil cave pixies that tried to eat us!...)

Yes! That's it. He's from Cornwall... maybe he's a evil cave pixie love child?

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

Posted: 23rd Apr 2006
Not much else to say that hasn't been already - that weekend was pretty damned cool.

Thanks to everyone who had a hand in getting it sorted



Right - the list of quotes I wrote down, some of them are paraphrased, but only because I couldn't remember the exact wording while writing them down:



* Binmen are ninjas too - flashpoint

* They had dreads, ergo they were hoppers - FRD

* One day he's going to turn up in a combine harvester and no-one's going to bat an eyelid - flashpoint, about garthy

* I don't know who you are, but I'm guessing from the jumper that you're Jo Rhymes - Hels

* Wiggle Jon, wiggle! - flashpoint

* Wow, Matty B's got Poirot's head - UCOF

* Can I auction Mech's pants on ebay? - Gayle

* It's not me, it's me - Will

* Specsavers, that's the catholic church isn't it? Save one soul, get one free - Mags

* Pete, tell your gene pitney joke - Cantus

* Does anyone have anything long to stir my tea with? - Maus

* I had a gurning middle aged woman once, it was terrible - simian

* Smell my balls, I just dropped them in chilli sauce - Mr Chutney

* You write that down and I'll beat you with a stick - Skully

* I've just developed a new discipline, contact child - Mags

* What I found worked well was leather - UCOF

* That's right, rub 2bags' tits, rub his nipples and call him betty - flashpoint

* I have a distinct love of setting fire to things - Nate

* Is that a dog with a flashing collar? I thought it was Nate - Mr Chutney

* That bloke's going for a wee - Simian

* Your spinning is really nice, I wish I could spin like you, you bitch - Nate, to simian

* Ok, my bum's covered, you can unzip - Skully

* Hairless, do you shave? - flashpoint

- No, I burn, sometimes I tweeze - Mags

* What would it be like to have a friend you could fry eggs on? It'd be sweet - 2bags

* When you can't see anything, balance is remarkably hard - Mags

* It's never a bad thing watching women dance around a fire - Bird

* Ah, balloon workshops, I avoid them like the very plague - Simian

* All this dancin' around's not very masculine, they could at least have a mock fight - random man, about strugz and flameboy

* You make tea, I'll protect you from ninja - Simian

* I really want to see how uncomfortable a 17 year old boy in a corset gets - Mags

* I've never grabbed your nuts ever. Oh no, that's a lie - Skully to 2bags

* I never thought I'd hear 2bags say 'stop playing with my willy' - Gayle

* He looks like a 1920s prostitute - Rosco about UCOF

* We've got a new diet for you Will, eating frogs - Cantus

* Maybe she died in the freezer or something - Oli

* You're cooking pasta in a bin? - Mags

* We did the campsite a favour. First they had 2 bricks, now they have 5 bricks and some small bits for the children to play with - Jake

* I'm not going to do something to purposly damage my penis - Will

* Basically, I want an arse pillow - Simian

* Would you like a potty of red wine? - Becci

* If channel 4 make another series of the crystal maze, they should have you present it - Simian to 2bags

* Have you got any quotes on there from me? No? I'm not drunk enough then - Linden Rathen

* They said to lie down for 2 days, I said 'No, give me some crutches' - Dixie

* It's a weekend of people with mad skills - Jake

* If there is a Mr Jon Kneller in the store, can he please come to the customer service desk, Mr Jon Kneller - tannoy man in tescos

* I'm going to see if I can use all my tools on one car - RAC man

* I picked up crabs in seaworld - Jo Rhymes

* Someone may want to steal my tissues - Will

* Your ear tastes funny - Jo Rhymes to Rosco

* I couldn't hear how loud it was over the sound of me chopping wood - Mags

* That's the point of chopping wood isn't it? To chop it, not make it artfully grooved - Mags

* This is the kind of position you should expect to find me in - Will, while wrapped up in a blanket

* Hey, garth-biatch, go make me some tea - Skully

* Where's Dave? I want him for his chips - Gayle

* I want to get some poi and dance around like Garthy, but I've got tea to finish first - Simian

* Can you throw them in the air, forget about them, remember again, then catch them? - Simian

* You look like a girl - small girl to Hyperlight, while he was hooping

* Grr, take a chunk out of my bum - Pidgeon Widgeon

* Nico, you can't marry Will, because then you'd be a Gaylord - Zennor

* My bum took a banging last night - Will

* I'm not joking about this, give me the pizza or I will kill you - Lazy Angel

* Jon, where are my trousers? - Simian

* Have I tried wearing this as a pair of pants yet? UCOF, while holding up his torch

* Where did your knees just come from? Gayle to Mr Chutney

* It was rodney trotter as a body building woman - Mr Chutney

* I really wish I could have done a routine with Julie Andrews, about 20 years ago when she was hot, but I was really tiny then - Mr Chutney

* Shall we make him dance like a biatch before we let him back in? Gayle, about Mr Chutney

* You can gyrate and waggle your bits quite nicely - Skully, to Mr Chutney

* I've got no groin left - Mr Chutney

* I'm better than Mother Theresa - Dunc

* I want to woo Mech as Mr Chutney - Skully

* I've got smoothie between my legs - Alice

* I'm hideously deformed from the waist down, I'm actually a girl - Mags

* Me and my children are going to make ninjabread men - Mags

* I keep thinking Pete's in a wetsuit - Will

* I've got the best spot, I just lie here watching men play with sticks - Maus

* Woah! Acrylic in the sun - Will

* What time is it? - Jo Rhymes

- Cream tea o'clock - Winged Avenger

* Oh no, have I just been buggered by a stinging nettle? - UCOF

* I found a bit of bird in your fuel pump - Renault mechanic after working on Will's car
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But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

Posted: 24th Apr 2006
*tears of laughter*

"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."

Bill Hicks, February 1988

Posted: 24th Apr 2006


Fantastic. Remind me never to say stupid things with Bov in the vincinity.

Gayle.....!

Posted: 24th Apr 2006
yay bov

that must be the abridged list though

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Posted: 24th Apr 2006
*yawn!*

Well finally at home and back to work for a couple of days before i bugger off again!

Awesome awesome awesome weekend!

Big love all round!

Roll on the next one!!!!

Posted: 24th Apr 2006
YAY maus we love you and mags!

thanks again guys - now start sorting the next one already *gets a big stick and starts poking maus and mags into "organisation" mode

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Posted: 24th Apr 2006
While scouring some info for something else from the HoP search engine I happenned upon [Old link] little beauty I can't beleive it was nearly two years ago, I'm filling up with loads of memories of two weeks away doing that then glasto....and now PLAY is here and next year Hellfire too because of it! And this years PLAY is almost on the anniversary weekend!! It's like a birthday party or something





A nice quote from Mags near the end of the thread "I've been meeting loads of people who were either at Maenporth or have heard about it after the fact, and i have a feeling we could get quite a crowd at the next one" That might be counted as understatement of the year!!

Let's relight this forum

Posted: 24th Apr 2006
No poking needed,already checking calendars etc. to work out a suitable date then i'll have a meeting with the campsite dude and see what we can sort out!

Have woken up a bit now, although i'm feeling really quite sad today...hate it when stuff like this comes to an end.

But i guess it makes it all the more better when we do have it! *sigh*

Thankyou to all of those i spent time with last weekend,you all made it very special.

Thanks to everyone that helped out in some way,whether it be transporting wood,cleaning up the campsite,picking people up from the station etc. muchly appreciated!

And an extra specially big to those of you that stayed on for BJC.

Thankyou for all hugs recieved and all the special little bits of loveliness given to me from certain people-you know who you are.

And yes this will indeed hopefully *crosses fingers* be the penultimate official falmouth meet.

I think we'll probably have the odd one here and there but watch this space for Hellfire next summer!

Posted: 24th Apr 2006
excellent quotes Bov!

I want another one! I miss the weekend already

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

Posted: 24th Apr 2006
Hmmmm....

That was a wicked weekend.

Big thanks to the sex kitten Maus and Mags.

And thanks to eveyone else keeping me entertained / hugged / fed / coffeed.

My favorite quote may not have been a quote as simian denied it after I repeated it so I may have just hearing things or making them up but this is how I belive events occoured...

Although but he may not have denied it but just the tears in my eyes from laughter and the acheing of my mouth from smiling may have distorted my comunication ability.

Me: I feel like Chocolate
Simian: I feel like Antispin Hybrids.
(Simian proceds to attempt antipin hybribs and inedvertently made me roll aound on the floor with laughter for about 10 mins at his attmepts)

I've since had a dream about antispin hybrids and I still can decide if they're possible yet?

"**grumble*spuriouswindmills*grumble**" - Coleman
"if poi was only for girls there wouldnt be many good poi spinners...." - Nx

Posted: 24th Apr 2006
i heard that!

Gayle.....!

Posted: 24th Apr 2006
Hey everyone!

Have got a few photo's of Falmouth. I can only fit a couple in the gallery at the mo but hopefully a few more will be appearing in LazyAngel's gallery come the weekend.

Just to keep you going ... https://www.homeofpoi.com/gallery/showpho...=500&page=1

Will try and "encourage" Guy to weave his editing magic and put my mini videos all together in one sexy package too.

:hugs: to Maus and Mags for everything.

"Always keep your bowler on in times of stress and watch out for diabolical masterminds" - Emma Peel

Posted: 24th Apr 2006
hey everyone!!
Got back to mine an hour or two ago, after being up since 5.30ish this morning and leaving the BJC at after 6. bleargh!
After 2 cups of tea i'm still half asleep and am luckily still relishing in the luxuries of a fast boiling kettle, clean mugs and spoons in the vicinity, mollydog and my bed!! However, i'm certain that within a few hours the novelty will wear off and i'll get the post HoP-meet blues
Anyway I had an ace time, Falmouth and BJC both kicked balls, i even managed to pick up headlice along the way! hurray!! (skanky hippies!) So i have to go and have a mass genocide on my head soon.
i have 3 films worth of pics to get developed which will be exciting! some of them are from Clapham too. Although my camera is broken and most of the pics will probably scenes from the inside of my camera case!
Well i'll stop rambling, cant wait til Clapham and Play! hurray!!

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

Posted: 24th Apr 2006
*itchs head* i blame you jo

i think im clean thankfully *points and laughs @ jo*

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Posted: 24th Apr 2006
don't laugh it's not funny, it's a nightmare. Zen picked them up too, just hoping I'm safe as i really don't want to shave my head.

Apart from that, Yay what a great weekend, went far too quick tho

Posted: 24th Apr 2006
Thought headlice only liked clean hair....

Posted: 24th Apr 2006
I'm free from lice... Must've been all the weirdoes at BJC that were giving them out...

Makes me kinda glad I didn't go now...

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

Posted: 24th Apr 2006
I think im clear, but headlice dont seem to like ginger hair anyway, bonus!

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

Posted: 24th Apr 2006
Bugger...

Sod it, I'll get some headlice killer and blanche my hair with it JUST IN CASE!

Then wash thoroughly with saltwater.

Wearing either a hairnet or tights around my head of course...

What time did you finally leave the campsite Jo?
We didn't leave till probably 0:45. Got back to Manc around 8ish. Slept through most of the journey so it was like an hour's journey for me!

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

Posted: 24th Apr 2006

 Written by: garthy



Me: I feel like Chocolate
Simian: I feel like Antispin Hybrids.
(Simian proceds to attempt antipin hybribs and inedvertently made me roll aound on the floor with laughter for about 10 mins at his attmepts)

I've since had a dream about antispin hybrids and I still can decide if they're possible yet?

WHHAT? antispin hybrid?
i cant even figure out how to do the normal one yet. bloody amazing trick though.

Posted: 24th Apr 2006
got home about 2hrs ago. i smell. im tired.

got up at 5am this morning to sort the van out to leave, left bjc site at 7am. mission.

Fal5 was awesome. see you all at Play!

Jake the Juggler

Posted: 24th Apr 2006
Reading Bov's quote list I thought I managed to aviod the list... till the end! Anyway wet myself with laughter at that Bov!

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

Posted: 24th Apr 2006
Headlice!!!

Eeeeeeeek! Don't think I want to have to shave my head either!

It could be remembered as the HOP meet that caused major dreadloss!

We could all be following dubs lead and have to cut off our dreads!

I supose it's all that hugging!

"**grumble*spuriouswindmills*grumble**" - Coleman
"if poi was only for girls there wouldnt be many good poi spinners...." - Nx

Posted: 24th Apr 2006
don't worry dready people!
Cider vinegar is supposed to work well on lice in dreadies (if you don't want to use the manky chemicals), leave it to soak for a bit and then wash it out with a residue free shampoo or soap. You might wand to do it a couple of times to make sure but there is no reason to cut it all off, and washing them is really good for them anyway.