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I was talking to someone about childrens TV recently, and the topic of Jim'll fix it came up, leading to this question:
If you could have someone (who may be wearing a shellsuit and medallion, and smoking a cigar) fix it for you to do anything, what would you choose?
So, any takers?
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
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Good old Jim'll fix it. People over here in oz don't believe me when I talk about a tv show hosted by a man with medallions who would grant the requests of small children, they seem to believe it is mildly perverted The one I remember most is the little girl who wanted to be posted like a parcel, to see what happened at the post office. So they wrapped her up like a package and sent her off, and she went down all the conveyor belts and into the sorting rooms etc.
If I had the chance I would request for Jim to fix it for me to have a ride in a flying car...
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
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1 night with Britney Spears.
Jo.
ps. make that 2.
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Sporadically Prodigal
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what on earth is this mild form of perversion you speak of?
If I could get Jim to do anything for me, I'd ask them to bake a giant mudcake with a Pozee inside,deliver it to my dungeon... I mean boudiour.
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The episode hat sticks out in my mind has to be the one where this VERY strange looking boy got jim to fix it for him to have a tour of a bowler hat workshop. Either he was taking the cronic piss as a dare or he was actually interested in bowler hats I will never know.
Jim, please will you fix it for me to have a week long orgy with........
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Location: Sheffield, England
Hey, Flid
That's strange because the bowler hat one is the only episode that really sticks in my mind too...
I seem to remember a rather clever contraption for measuring your head...
Does anyone else live near Roundhay Park, Leeds? Because you sometimes see good 'ol Jim jogging there (in a shellsuit, and smoking a cigar of course)
Jo.
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Location: Florida
I dunno Jim but if he could fix anything up I would ask him to get me a long festival gig behind a nice 64 channel NEVE.
For those who don't know its a fully automated (total recal) mixing desk with 64 channels (duh) worth over a million.
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if i could have anything id want to be able to get inside my "friend" simons head to try and work out what the fucks going on in there.
ide also want to meet robert smith from the cure
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The one I remember is when they "sent a million pounds right up in smoke" - the sheer brilliance of encouraging small children to become anarcho-anti-capitalist-anti-royalists! And also to inspire the KLF to pull the same stunt some years later! Good ol`Jimmy!
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
I remember that!!!
There was also the one where they built the giant sandacastle, big enough to go inside.
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
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quote:Be careful in Simon's head! Simon holds secrets untold.
Originally posted by Kittytheravequeen:
if i could have anything id want to be able to get inside my "friend" simons head to try and work out what the fucks going on in there.
Simon says you know...
Remember that fucked up 80s game: Simon
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Be careful in Simon's head! Simon holds secrets untold.
anyways, I'd want Jim to fix it for me to be in bed instead of at work. That'd be nice.
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I'd have him fix it for me to be super glued to Jonny UCoF.
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That can be arranged
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I'd have him fix it so that whenever I needed something fixed, he could come and fix it for me.
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I'd ask him to fix it for us all to be able to watch an isolated plates routine.
For the next million or so years...
Meh
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That's already been fixed Cantus
One spinning plate, was only the start of it...
Isolate it, now you're a part of it...
Now you've done it, Steaks has fixed it for you-oo, and you and you...
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I'm still waiting for him to fix my original request to him, fly with the Red Arrows. Looking back, I was a pretty optimistic 6 year old...
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