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Dunc
Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands
Member Since: 19th Aug 2003
Total posts: 7263
Posted:ubblol It seems like such an unobvious connetion, but that's never stopped corporations creating demand for their products so have a look at this.

MP3maphone meets survival meets combat......

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What will they think of next! ubbrollsmile


Let's relight this forum ubblove

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simian
simian

110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
Location: London
Member Since: 11th Oct 2002
Total posts: 3149
Posted:A blade, a nail file and scissors. Is that it?!



That's not a proper swiss army knife at all. what about the saw? and the funny shaped bit? and the other funny shaped bit thats probably for getting stones out of horses hooves? but noooo, obviously a nail file is far more important. Do the Swiss Army really spend all their free time on operations fussing over their cuticles?



it is quite pretty though. And that's very small for a 1gig mp3maphone, innit? (edit - no, it isn't. i just had a missing zero in my head...)

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

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Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:thats kind of silly, i'd rather have them separate. and three tools is hardly a swiss army knife, wheres the can opener?

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Medusa
Medusa

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Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Per...
Member Since: 25th Nov 2003
Total posts: 1433
Posted:What no corkscrew on it? Bah...not good enough

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PyroWill
PyroWill

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Location: Staines
Member Since: 4th Aug 2004
Total posts: 4437
Posted:I find it a bit scary that someone could walk through security checks with their headphones on and when said metal detector goes off can take their mp3 player out walk through then take it back and be sitting on the plane with a knife

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

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shoshanah
shoshanah

enthusiast
Location: london
Member Since: 3rd Nov 2005
Total posts: 232
Posted:thats a point is it legal to walk around with that

life is what you make it and what you want it to be

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Location: Hastings
Member Since: 2nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 4172
Posted:Oh my lordy ubblol

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:"I find it a bit scary that someone could walk through security checks with their headphones on and when said metal detector goes off can take their mp3 player out walk through then take it back and be sitting on the plane with a knife"

They almost certainly will not be allowed on planes. smile


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Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol
Member Since: 6th Jan 2005
Total posts: 1785
Posted:Written by: iwantoneofthose.com
Tucked into this slick looking little Swiss Army Knife from Victorinox is a 1 Gig detachable MP3 Player (so you can pop the knife in your luggage and carry the player onto a plane when travelling).



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Pen Draven
Pen Draven

Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 1st Sep 2005
Total posts: 1363
Posted:Now a leatherman with a built in iPod.... Then we'd be rocking ;-)

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I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

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Medusa
Medusa

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Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Per...
Member Since: 25th Nov 2003
Total posts: 1433
Posted:They won't even let nail files onto a plane I hardly think that is going to pass by without raising a few eyebrows...

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NYC
NYC

NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Member Since: 26th Aug 2001
Total posts: 9232
Posted:Seems bigger and more expensive than if you just got an MP3 player and the corresponding swiss army knife separately.

You could just crazy glue them together if you really needed them connected.


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Yes, let's go.
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{anthrax}
{anthrax}

Look I've changed my title!
Location: England
Member Since: 10th Aug 2004
Total posts: 209
Posted:but that just wouldnt be cool now would it NYC tongue

anthrax.... it infects, then spreads..... fast

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Imbalance
Imbalance

not different, just not the same
Location: Charlotte, NC
Member Since: 9th Sep 2005
Total posts: 263
Posted:thats nifty and all, though a bit expensive considering what it is lol.

was looking over that site and i totally need one of these and some of these. I already have one of these and they ARE GREAT FUN. especially if you are not sober and/or have friends who are not sober. And, for those of you who are feeling a little under the weather, put a bit of vicks vaporrub inside on the diaphram and shoot VAPOR Balls at people.


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NOn
activist for HoPper liberation.
Location: ffidrac
Member Since: 23rd Jun 2004
Total posts: 1643
Posted:i was waiting for the day, they'd combine all the things i want into one so i'd have a super video, mp3 playing, gaming, phoning, tv connecting radio camera that is the size of a pea and can be inserted directly into your brain.... (yes i know phones are getting to be all fancy gadgets like this, but what about the gigabytes, i ask!! i need at least 400 of them....) but i never considered that it might also include a nail file... now i see that i have a glaring hole in my judgement of what an all in one gadget should be, and unless victorinox go that little step further and manage to do all of the above, with a corkscrew function (!), then i see i have some more waiting to do.... y'know of all the possible combinations of gadgets, why a knife and mp3 player? how often do you use both together?

i am starting to reach the point of randomness where this post begins to become completely unconstructive, but before i go...

AIRZOOKA?!? i can't decide if it's a piece of design genius, or complete consumer insanity! biggrin


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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:"...can be inserted directly into your brain.... "

Well, the way things look at the moment, you're going to look bloody silly with a pair of scissors and a nail file poking out of your nose. tongue

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NOn
activist for HoPper liberation.
Location: ffidrac
Member Since: 23rd Jun 2004
Total posts: 1643
Posted:silly... or trendy wink with the latest gadgetry! ubblol

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Noddy
Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2865
Posted:i want one!!!

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:yeah, i bet you were jealous when inspector gadget could light up his staff iwht his handy FINGER LIGHTER!!!!! or blow bubbles from his pinky!

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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