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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Sooooo Hiiiiiiiiii!
My name is Matt, living in the south of england... hopin between Hertfordshire Uni (term time obvioussssly) and west sussex the rest of the time!
Been spinning since August, gone poi crazy now. I joined this site a month or so ago i think, but only just really got into it all so thought i better say hey toooo all! Got me some annoying poi with tails, some sock poi and 2 pairs of fire poiii (lovin my monkey fists). Oh and a couple of bird feeders for my wire wool!
Um, I'm one of those layabout sponge off the state students ppl hear about a lot. Dont have a proper job, just wateva work boots gives me. Anyway, think irambled tooo much now! oooh b4 i forget, i'm 19, um Male obviously (missing the basics lol) and and and my interests other than poi, i dunno, xbox live (halo 2 stylee) cycling um, Karate um um.... that kinda thing. Anyway! Ciao!!
EDITED_BY: Asena (1148133657)
Sooooo Hiiiiiiiiii!
My name is Matt, living in the south of england... hopin between Hertfordshire Uni (term time obvioussssly) and west sussex the rest of the time!
Been spinning since August, gone poi crazy now. I joined this site a month or so ago i think, but only just really got into it all so thought i better say hey toooo all! Got me some annoying poi with tails, some sock poi and 2 pairs of fire poiii (lovin my monkey fists). Oh and a couple of bird feeders for my wire wool!
Um, I'm one of those layabout sponge off the state students ppl hear about a lot. Dont have a proper job, just wateva work boots gives me. Anyway, think irambled tooo much now! oooh b4 i forget, i'm 19, um Male obviously (missing the basics lol) and and and my interests other than poi, i dunno, xbox live (halo 2 stylee) cycling um, Karate um um.... that kinda thing. Anyway! Ciao!!
EDITED_BY: Asena (1148133657)
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hey Matt
It was really good to seee you again buddy. Hope to see you soon!
Hey Matt
It was really good to seee you again buddy. Hope to see you soon! Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
Posted:
JOINS US ON A JOURNEY THROUGH TIME AND SPACE....
TO THE WORLD OF THE MIGHTY BOOSHHHHH!!!!!!
wooo!! i Loooooove the boosh!
Matt!!! missing you at home!! how is work going?
when do you get your first pay check?
come home sooooon!
JOINS US ON A JOURNEY THROUGH TIME AND SPACE....
TO THE WORLD OF THE MIGHTY BOOSHHHHH!!!!!!
wooo!! i Loooooove the boosh!
Matt!!! missing you at home!! how is work going?
when do you get your first pay check?
come home sooooon!
Owner of Dragosani's right side.
GOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
NEXT WEEKEND! Approx £1000...
Gonna spend it all... on porn... which I am gonna send to you... via post... addressed to your mum... and its gonna be granny porn... and she'll think your sick... and lock you up...
PLAN
NEXT WEEKEND! Approx £1000...
Gonna spend it all... on porn... which I am gonna send to you... via post... addressed to your mum... and its gonna be granny porn... and she'll think your sick... and lock you up...
PLAN
SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
GOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
*swoons*
*manages to right click and "save picture as..." then faints*
*swoons*
*manages to right click and "save picture as..." then faints*
BRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
SILVER Member
Brown
288 posts
Location: Behind You!, United Kingdom
Brown
288 posts
Location: Behind You!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Official Nutella Fan Club
Go Nutella!
SILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Posted:
Such a simple boy with simple pleasures
How are you enjoying being payed to play with drugs?
Such a simple boy with simple pleasures
How are you enjoying being payed to play with drugs?
Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack
GOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Who Henry?
I wouldn't call him simple... more... mentally challenged
Who Henry?
I wouldn't call him simple... more... mentally challenged
Internet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Posted:
*cough*
Ah yes. Mentally challenged. Yes, that's what I'd call it. And of course, you haven't got the wrong end of the stick at all.
Nope.
Not at all.
Honest.
*cough*
Ah yes. Mentally challenged. Yes, that's what I'd call it. And of course, you haven't got the wrong end of the stick at all.
Nope.
Not at all.
Honest.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
GOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Funny... I normally know which end of the stick to go for ...
look... i'll show you
Funny... I normally know which end of the stick to go for
...look... i'll show you
SILVER Member
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hey Mattymoo, remember me??!
Since the chances of catching you on msn are practically zero I shall say this in here... they don't want to see me again at the FMU (hurray!) so apart from the next 2 weekends I shall be around whenever....prob best not to leave it too late tho
Luvs you
Hey Mattymoo, remember me??!
Since the chances of catching you on msn are practically zero I shall say this in here... they don't want to see me again at the FMU (hurray!) so apart from the next 2 weekends I shall be around whenever....prob best not to leave it too late tho
Luvs you
XLenX
Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena
GOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Gar, you had to be free when I'm not available! I need more notice!! My weekends are like gold dust! I'm fully booked until september now
Good news bout the FMU tho
And.... who are you again
Gar, you had to be free when I'm not available! I need more notice!! My weekends are like gold dust! I'm fully booked until september now
Good news bout the FMU tho
And.... who are you again
I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
Posted:
mmmmmm...granny porn.
mmmmmm...granny porn.
Owner of Dragosani's right side.
SILVER Member
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
Poo. Oh well.
The clutch just went on the enema Had to sit in it with the girls for 45 mins, it was like a bloody oven. Home now tho and waiting for it to turn up on the back of a lorry......
I saw some granny porn vids for sale once..When Granny F***ed a Tranny amongst other titles. Nice.
Poo. Oh well.
The clutch just went on the enema
Had to sit in it with the girls for 45 mins, it was like a bloody oven. Home now tho and waiting for it to turn up on the back of a lorry......I saw some granny porn vids for sale once..When Granny F***ed a Tranny amongst other titles. Nice.
XLenX
Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena
GOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Ha ha... your clutch has gone... a reason to call the mechanic perhaps... you didn't do it on purpose did you ??
Annnd poor potato enema
Ha ha... your clutch has gone... a reason to call the mechanic perhaps... you didn't do it on purpose did you
??Annnd poor potato enema
GOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Posted:
Misscorinth...
I hope you weren't shopping with the girls when you found that Granny Porn...
I didn't know enema's had clutches. What a washout...
Hello Matt
Misscorinth...
I hope you weren't shopping with the girls when you found that Granny Porn... I didn't know enema's had clutches. What a washout...
Hello Matt "I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
SILVER Member
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
Yes I shall indeed be calling Adam tomorrow...
Omg! I was scanned by a gorgeous med student at the fmu- he was foreign and he rolled his r's. He said " can you pull your pants down a little furrrrrtherrrrrrr please?".....I was like, "is to my ankles far enough?". The consultant wanted him to poke my belly really hard to get the babe to move over at one point, but he was frightened of hurting me. Bless.
No Dave thankfully the girls were not around to witness the video covers... they are too intelligent for their own good sometimes, I dread to think what they would have said...!
Yes I shall indeed be calling Adam tomorrow...
Omg! I was scanned by a gorgeous med student at the fmu- he was foreign and he rolled his r's. He said " can you pull your pants down a little furrrrrtherrrrrrr please?".....I was like, "is to my ankles far enough?". The consultant wanted him to poke my belly really hard to get the babe to move over at one point, but he was frightened of hurting me. Bless.
No Dave thankfully the girls were not around to witness the video covers... they are too intelligent for their own good sometimes, I dread to think what they would have said...!
XLenX
Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena
GOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
your such a ho len!
Hi Dave!
Your coming down this way soon!
your such a ho len!Hi Dave!
Your coming down this way soon!
GOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Posted:
I know! 2 days! Can't wait! But since you're not coming to Pride how are you gonna meet me?
I know! 2 days! Can't wait! But since you're not coming to Pride how are you gonna meet me?
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
You realise of course that all this talk of trolls may have awoken the kraken...
You realise of course that all this talk of trolls may have awoken the kraken...
Meh
SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Posted:
hey you! how you doin? *joey voice*
whats this ive heard about you and trolls???
hey you!
how you doin? *joey voice*whats this ive heard about you and trolls???
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
Internet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Posted:
Margh! That isn't another nick name for someone else that's ugly as sin?
I don't think I could take there being two of 'em. Eurgh!
Hey hey Matt!
I've got a new video on my myspace. It makes me laugh lots and lots. XD
Written by: Cantus
You realise of course that all this talk of trolls may have awoken the kraken...
Margh! That isn't another nick name for someone else that's ugly as sin?
I don't think I could take there being two of 'em. Eurgh!
Hey hey Matt!
I've got a new video on my myspace. It makes me laugh lots and lots. XD
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
SILVER Member
enthusiast
394 posts
Location: in the clouds..., United Kingdom
enthusiast
394 posts
Location: in the clouds..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Why hello Mr!
How are you? Are you coming to Falmouth in September?
Why hello Mr!
How are you? Are you coming to Falmouth in September?
GOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hey Nat
I'm not to bad thankies!! I should be coming to falmouth *fingers crossed* depends if I can get the time off work How are yououou?
Hey Jen, TROLL!
Ah the NSB people provided me with a night of humour... mainly at raveheads response... "Hello TROLL"...
Nothing more degrading that getting called a troll
Hey Nat
I'm not to bad thankies!! I should be coming to falmouth *fingers crossed* depends if I can get the time off work
How are yououou?Hey Jen, TROLL!
Ah the NSB people provided me with a night of humour... mainly at raveheads response... "Hello TROLL"...
Nothing more degrading that getting called a troll
I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
Posted:
hahahaha i hadn't thought of that.
awww the poor things are all self confessed trolls.
hey maif, long time noo see... hows it going?
hahahaha
i hadn't thought of that.awww the poor things are all self confessed trolls.
hey maif, long time noo see... hows it going?
Owner of Dragosani's right side.
SILVER Member
Brown
288 posts
Location: Behind You!, United Kingdom
Brown
288 posts
Location: Behind You!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Official Nutella Fan Club
Go Nutella!
SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Posted:
fantastic! when did you guys go see them?
we met of of them at pride too
Written by: Asena
Ah the NSB people provided me with a night of humour... mainly at raveheads response... "Hello TROLL"...
Nothing more degrading that getting called a troll
fantastic! when did you guys go see them?we met of of them at pride too
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
Internet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Posted:
Ignoring me eh?
Fine then...
*sulk*
Ignoring me eh?
Fine then...
*sulk*
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Posted:
oh my god!! FRD!! *huge hugs*
missed you
oh my god!! FRD!!
*huge hugs* missed you
Actually back on HoP guys ...
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