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Thumperabbit
Zebberdy and Jack Daniels
Location: Swansea, south wales
Member Since: 16th Sep 2005
Total posts: 278
Posted:Today I tried poi for the first time, I used my mates double wick pois. After a couple of moments of spinning I ended up hitting myself in the nuts....I was on the ground wimpering like a little girl. I think from now on i'll stick to my staff, I may not be good at it, but i've not sacked myself with it.... yet

The only reason i'm scared of little kid's is because I know in ten year's time they'll be mugging me.....

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thegreatBJ
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Location: Hull...ish
Member Since: 13th Oct 2005
Total posts: 332
Posted:thats why poi is soooooo much better for girls (although my breasts and arse keep getting in the way)

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Thumperabbit
Zebberdy and Jack Daniels
Location: Swansea, south wales
Member Since: 16th Sep 2005
Total posts: 278
Posted:Lol, not that i'm complaining on watching a girl poi....

The only reason i'm scared of little kid's is because I know in ten year's time they'll be mugging me.....

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alien_oddity
alien_oddity

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Location: in the trees
Member Since: 31st Dec 2004
Total posts: 7193
Posted:awwwww, you get sacked once and ya too frightened to try again (tut tut)


i remember my last time.......i was in a club trying to impress a girl and WHACK!!!! down i drop, curled up in a ball.......i did get a kiss of her by the end of the night how ever but me thinx out of sympathy more than anything


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dani_babyboo
dani_babyboo

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Location: Cannock, staffordshire
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Posted:should try first time with a pratice poi then lol not heavy wicks and chains

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alien_oddity
alien_oddity

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Posted:i think your friend set you up.........hell i do it all the time to drunken fools that think poi is easy.......altough not recently hahaha

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Stig
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Location: Scunthorpe
Member Since: 7th Oct 2005
Total posts: 110
Posted:yeah practice poi are definately a better option, even though they do still hurt its by far not as much! keep trying now you know how much it hurts you will learn quicker so to avoid sacking yourself!

How do paracetamol know where the pain is???

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Psyri
Psyri

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Location: Berkshire, UK
Member Since: 2nd Apr 2003
Total posts: 1576
Posted:may I make a note that the girls equivalent of sacking is clitting.... ow ow owie ouchieyelp and all the rest......

we don't know the guys pain but you don't know ours either.

Just a point... not meaning to sound nasty.. but it winds me up when guys always end up whinging about how much it hurts being hit in the balls... we have sensitive bits too...


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Thumperabbit
Zebberdy and Jack Daniels
Location: Swansea, south wales
Member Since: 16th Sep 2005
Total posts: 278
Posted:Yeah my mate proberly did set me up, lol, it was funny after I had retrieved my balls from my stomach. but I prefer fire staffing anyway, If I get bored of my staff then I will switch to poi

The only reason i'm scared of little kid's is because I know in ten year's time they'll be mugging me.....

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alien_oddity
alien_oddity

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Posted:sorry, as a guy i thought all women where numb from the eye lashes down lolsign ubbloco

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Thumperabbit
Zebberdy and Jack Daniels
Location: Swansea, south wales
Member Since: 16th Sep 2005
Total posts: 278
Posted:I'm guessing a girl being "clitted" must hurt like hell, considering my girlfriend beat the crap into me after I accidently hit her between the legs while she was tickling me....

The only reason i'm scared of little kid's is because I know in ten year's time they'll be mugging me.....

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dani_babyboo
dani_babyboo

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Posted:no women can take more pain and besides our pelvic area is bone and so bloody hurts loads also as no cushioning and our breasts when hit can hurt real bad also

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Thumperabbit
Zebberdy and Jack Daniels
Location: Swansea, south wales
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Posted:lol, ah fond memories of flicking my mates nipple after she got it pierced, she chased me for about 15minutes, she got me afterwards though, yet anothing sacking.

The only reason i'm scared of little kid's is because I know in ten year's time they'll be mugging me.....

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dani_babyboo
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Posted:nipples hurt like hell wen peirced
i love a man to have a nipple peircing wonder if i can convince my fella to do it hehe,

ive had a lot of peircings over the years and ended up with jus my ears left i get bored too easily


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Thumperabbit
Zebberdy and Jack Daniels
Location: Swansea, south wales
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Posted:I'd never have my nipple pierced, my girlfriend has given up on trying to convince me about getting my nipple pierced, but she's moved on by offering to pay for a tongue piercing tongue

The only reason i'm scared of little kid's is because I know in ten year's time they'll be mugging me.....

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Krad
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Location: Portsmouth, England
Member Since: 12th Oct 2005
Total posts: 60
Posted:LMAO I started learning poi 2day, its been fun tho I've hit my walls and annoyed my roomies more than 'Sacking' myself ubblol

*hugs my new Poi and goes spinning again*


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dani_babyboo
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Posted:haha i miss my tongue peircing also i broke my tooth on mine and got so annoyed i left it out a while and it closed over and now i cant really do it cos my job involves me talking to customers all day and last time i couldnt talk properly for 2 weeks

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Thumperabbit
Zebberdy and Jack Daniels
Location: Swansea, south wales
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Posted:i must admit it's easier to poi indoors then it is to staff indoors :P

The only reason i'm scared of little kid's is because I know in ten year's time they'll be mugging me.....

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Thumperabbit
Zebberdy and Jack Daniels
Location: Swansea, south wales
Member Since: 16th Sep 2005
Total posts: 278
Posted:I got a lisp already, reason why i'm considering the tongue piercing properly before getting it done.

The only reason i'm scared of little kid's is because I know in ten year's time they'll be mugging me.....

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dani_babyboo
dani_babyboo

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Posted:lol krad my new sock poi came today and i can spin better, good fun inside except when u spend too much on lightbulbs

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dani_babyboo
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Posted:thumper i had a lisp when i was younger but it wasnt that bad i had speech therapy and trained it out

still can hear it when im drunk or whatever lol

it will effect it a bit but not much it will jus make it hard for a few weeks


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Thumperabbit
Zebberdy and Jack Daniels
Location: Swansea, south wales
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Posted:hmm, intruiging, now that's a job for the summer holidays smile

The only reason i'm scared of little kid's is because I know in ten year's time they'll be mugging me.....

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Posted:Poi is lame.

Though staff can have a lot of momentum behind it. Especially when doing between the legs stuff. Its much like stabbing yourslef in the nuts then.


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Thumperabbit
Zebberdy and Jack Daniels
Location: Swansea, south wales
Member Since: 16th Sep 2005
Total posts: 278
Posted:i've not hit myself in the nuts with my staff, and i hope i don't

The only reason i'm scared of little kid's is because I know in ten year's time they'll be mugging me.....

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Posted:If you havent hit yourself in the nuts, it means you're not trying weird and wonderful things wink

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Thumperabbit
Zebberdy and Jack Daniels
Location: Swansea, south wales
Member Since: 16th Sep 2005
Total posts: 278
Posted:i'll take your word for it, i've been staffing about a week now, but theres only so much i can practice indoors, and it's been raining constantly the past few days, but not being big headed but i think i'm getting pretty good smile

The only reason i'm scared of little kid's is because I know in ten year's time they'll be mugging me.....

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Noddy
Noddy

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Location: Lake District UK
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2865
Posted:poi is better than staff
but devilsticks are better than poi

(right i have annoyed every one i shall run)

*runs*


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Thumperabbit
Zebberdy and Jack Daniels
Location: Swansea, south wales
Member Since: 16th Sep 2005
Total posts: 278
Posted:i tried devil sticks when i was about 8, but since then i've not bothered, i never could get the hang of it, but then again i can say the same thing refuring to staff, i couldn't handle it a week and a half ago. lol

The only reason i'm scared of little kid's is because I know in ten year's time they'll be mugging me.....

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Posted:Written by: thumperabbit

i think i'm getting pretty good smile



I thought that. Then I saw contact. Suddenly I was all "wow.... I'm crap"

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Thumperabbit
Zebberdy and Jack Daniels
Location: Swansea, south wales
Member Since: 16th Sep 2005
Total posts: 278
Posted:lol, i'm not so good at contact, i'm trying to do a neck roll without my staff hitting my cieling

The only reason i'm scared of little kid's is because I know in ten year's time they'll be mugging me.....

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thegreatBJ
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Location: Hull...ish
Member Since: 13th Oct 2005
Total posts: 332
Posted:Written by: ravehead

i think your friend set you up.........hell i do it all the time to drunken fools that think poi is easy.......altough not recently hahaha



I think they deserve it if they think poi is easy... my mum does and makes fun of me for doing poi!


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