Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
Proudly Owned By The BMVC
Are You Sniffing My Mitten?
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
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C8H18 + 12.5O2 ---------> 8CO2 + 9H2O + you know what
Written by: MiG
I believe that there's one in Australia saying you need to have somewhere to tie your horse at evey pub...
"You dozed, and watched the night revealing
The thousand sordid images
Of which your soul was constituted"
ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest
Written by: Delirium_Star
What about the law where you can shoot a welsh man from over the border with a bow and arrow as long as it's on a sunday or something like that.
Boo x
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?
The only reason i'm scared of little kid's is because I know in ten year's time they'll be mugging me.....
Written by: Delirium_Star
What about the law where you can shoot a welsh man from over the border with a bow and arrow as long as it's on a sunday or something like that.
Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.
Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.
ive learned
life is tough... but im tougher
Kangaroo Island eh? I hear that place is really hopping!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
anyone ever come to aldeburgh and feel like a beach session, just give me a call.
im alan partridge........AHA!
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Powers in relation to raves
Powers to remove persons attending or preparing for a rave.
63.—(1) This section applies to a gathering on land in the open air of 100 or more persons (whether or not trespassers) at which amplified music is played during the night (with or without intermissions) and is such as, by reason of its loudness and duration and the time at which it is played, is likely to cause serious distress to the inhabitants of the locality; and for this purpose—
(a) such a gathering continues during intermissions in the music and, where the gathering extends over several days, throughout the period during which amplified music is played at night (with or without intermissions); and
(b) "music" includes sounds wholly or predominantly characterised by the emission of a succession of repetitive beats.
(2) If, as respects any land in the open air, a police officer of at least the rank of superintendent reasonably believes that—
(a) two or more persons are making preparations for the holding there of a gathering to which this section applies,
(b) ten or more persons are waiting for such a gathering to begin there, or
(c) ten or more persons are attending such a gathering which is in progress,
im alan partridge........AHA!
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."
Dance like no one is watching, Sing like no one is listening, live your life the way that you see fit
Written by: Blasphemous Girl
Amen Ravehead !!!!!!
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