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matty390GOLD Member
71 posts
Location: wakefield yorks uk


Posted:
hello biggrin, this post is dedicated to those stupid laws that exist all over the place. for example:
in california it is illegal to eat an orange in a bathtub confused,
in alaska it is a federal offence to throw a moose out of a moving vehicle!!,
and in york you can shoot a scotsman if its with a longbow!!!! eek
i know pointless!!
just wondering if anyone knew any more?


any input greatly appreciated (comments too)

matt

SeyeSILVER Member
Geek
1,261 posts
Location: Manchester, UK


Posted:
I've been threatened with the Criminal Justice Act on several occasions. Never been prosecuted as yet {touches every bit of wood in sight}

It actually states in section 63(2)(b) that you can be arrested if you are in a group of 10 or more and an officer of rank Superintendant or higher thinks you might be waiting for a party to start. So beware people; dont hang around in large groups looking like you are ready to party!

Personally I dont see who's business it is if you want to have a party on (a) land that you have permission to be on, or (and this one annoys me most) (b) PUBLIC LAND. After the last big one I went to about 150 - 200 of us sayed for about 6hrs after the music stopped and picked up every bit of rubbish down to the last fag butt and the police threatened us with 'The Act' on our way back to the car!

Anyway, rant over.

Ravehead - I've seen that before. Unfortunately hardcore is dead though. In fact I have proof HERE. wink

alien_oddity 7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
harcore is not dead


go to:-

https://www.hardcoreintheeast.co.uk

KatPSILVER Member
505 posts
Location: Way oop norf, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
In Spain, it is illegal to ride a moped without wearing a helmet, however nowhere does it state you must be wearing the helmet on your head. Cue many people on mopeds with helmets helpfully hooked over arms. rolleyes

I believe it is also illegal to send live pigs in the post in Britain. Anyone fancy testing this? ubblol

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SeyeSILVER Member
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1,261 posts
Location: Manchester, UK


Posted:
OK hardcore may not actualy be "dead".

In fact it failed to grow up. It should be dead though. It sucks in ways that no music has sucked before.

Hardcore (the new stuff) is one of the only types of music I've never managed to get into. I just dont get it. The old breakbeat hardcore stuff on the other hand...

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alien_oddity 7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
ahhhhhhh i love breaks it's the way forward

Patriarch917SILVER Member
607 posts
Location: Nashville, Tennessee, USA


Posted:
In law school I was told that it is, or used to be, illegal to be an atheist and hold public office in my state (Tennessee).

I suppose the justification is that you can't be trusted to defend our inalienable rights edowed by the creator if you don't believe there is a creator to endow us with inalienable rights.

Without a higher power, the highest power is the state, and rights that the state endows us with are certainly not inalienable.

Still, I doubt that any modern court would uphold such a law if it were ever applied.

JauntyJamesSILVER Member
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
In California, it's illegal to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

In Florida, it's illegal to have sex with a porcupine.

-James

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alien_oddity 7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
Written by: Ampersand




In Florida, it's illegal to have sex with a porcupine.






OM.....MY...........

now you'd have to be very desperate ubblol

Firetramp 896 posts
Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight


Posted:
In Belgium it is illegal to appear as Santa Claus on the streets before 1st of December. That's to avoid run-ins with the other child friend Saint Nicolas.

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clarence_quackSILVER Member
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1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
hey! isn't the porcupine thing pretty much EXACTLY what i posted before?????? Why do I even bother... *goes off crying coz everyones ignoring her*

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Drudwyn 632 posts
Location: Southampton Uni


Posted:
Who said that? *grins*

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alien_oddity 7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
pardon???? ubblol

Singed Piper (formerly Mark1) 342 posts
Location: Vermont, USA


Posted:
i just wanted to mention that the war involving berwick on tweed was with russia, and that although it went on for over a hundred years, wikipedia claims the mayor signed a peace treaty in the 60s, and reportedly stated to a russian emmisary, "Now your people can sleep unafraid"... or something like that

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MurfdaSmurf 59 posts
Location: Eugene, Oregon


Posted:
Just to let people know

Vagrency and curfews have been found unconstitutional in the US Not all cops know this though.

Weird laws though

There is a state that if you check in to a motel with someone as man and wife then you are married even if you weren't before.

A land locked state has a law against whale hunting.

Many cities and towns have laws against elephants, donkeies, camals, tigers and other exotic animals being walked in the city limits. (usually becuase of circus mishaps)

A starange law to me is the out law of maijuana. But that might be just me.

The weirdest law I feel is the law against suicide. OK people if I kill my self who ya gonna arrest?

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SeyeSILVER Member
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1,261 posts
Location: Manchester, UK


Posted:
Written by: MurfdaSmurf

The weirdest law I feel is the law against suicide. OK people if I kill my self who ya gonna arrest?



This one was recently changed in the UK.

Previously it was against the law to attempt to kill yourself and it carried the same penalties as murder. This meant that should you attempt to take your own life and fail you could end up with a long jail sentence. (because that is really going to help matters) This law is one that relates directly to christian dogma... i.e. Only god may decide when your time is up.

The law has now been altered so un-aided suicide is no longer a punishable crime although it is still completely illegal to do anything that may aid someone in taking their own life.

dizzybint 26 posts
Location: wales


Posted:
pregnant women can leagally stop a policeman and pee in his helmet

hackney carriges are leagally bound to carry a bail of hay




i'm welsh and am to scared to go to hareford!!!!

hi


VampyricAcidSILVER Member
1,286 posts
Location: My House, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Seye


Written by: MurfdaSmurf

The weirdest law I feel is the law against suicide. OK people if I kill my self who ya gonna arrest?



This one was recently changed in the UK.

Previously it was against the law to attempt to kill yourself and it carried the same penalties as murder. This meant that should you attempt to take your own life and fail you could end up with a long jail sentence. (because that is really going to help matters) This law is one that relates directly to christian dogma... i.e. Only god may decide when your time is up.

The law has now been altered so un-aided suicide is no longer a punishable crime although it is still completely illegal to do anything that may aid someone in taking their own life.




Also during the times of capital punishment, the punishment for attempting suicide was.....death confused

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NantheosSILVER Member
82 posts
Location: Netherlands - Hengelo


Posted:
Ok, I've got a few.



In a lot of countries in the Middle East you can not eat an animal after having sex with it. Doing so is considered a mortal sin.



In Lebanon it is allowed to have sex with animals, but only with female animals.



In Indonesia you can be executed for masturbating.



In Bahrein a doctor can only look at a person's genitals via a mirror.



On the island Guam women can only marry if they are no virgin. There are 'Specialists' on the island who can help them with this 'problem'. For a price of course.



In Hong Kong, a woman whos man has cheated on her may kill him, but only with her bare hands. She can kill her man's lover by any means.



In Colombia a woman may only have sex with her own man. Her mother is present during the couple's first sexual encounter.



In Bolivia a man can only have sex with one person at a time.



And of course, my favorite country to make fun of, The Great United States Of Half Of North America :



In Arizona you can only have 1 (one) sex toy in your house.



You may not kiss a sleeping woman in Colorado.



In Hartford, Conneticut, a man can not kiss his wife on sunday.



In Florida, you may only have sex in the 'missionary' position. During sex you may not kiss the woman's breasts.



Also, it is illegal for a woman to go 'on top' in Massachusetts.



And, in Ohio a woman may not wear shiny latex boots because her underware might reflect in them if she is wearing a skirt or dress.
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NantheosSILVER Member
82 posts
Location: Netherlands - Hengelo


Posted:
And a few not so related to sex.

It is permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays. (Colorado Springs)

It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor. (Denver)

A LOT more are on www.dumblaws.com

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AsenaGOLD Member
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
I know its illegal to cross the Minisota (is that spelt right) state line with a duck on your head, and in Ohio, its illegal to light a fire under a donkey...

SiFireSILVER Member
16 posts
Location: Gloucestershire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Apparently if a pregnant women is desperate for a pee she could ask a policeman for use of his helmet under an ancient UK law?!?! don't know how true it is but i'd love to see somone try!

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Posted:
isn't manKind to lawyers? ubbrollsmile

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Boo_BunnyBRONZE Member
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom


Posted:
These are all real laws in Utah.

Utah law makes it a crime to curse on a bus
Hunting rights have been extended to people who are blind or quadriplegic.
Discriminating unfairly in the purchase of milk, cream or butterfat is a crime.
Prosecutors can seek death for anyone who kills an on-duty poultry inspector.
Then there's a whole body of state law that, if enforced, would put a sizable portion of the state's adult population in jail for having sex. For example, fornication (sexual intercourse between consenting but unmarried adults) is a class B misdemeanor punishable by six months in jail and a $1,000 fine. Other laws: Utah state legislation outlaws all sex with anyone but your spouse. Oral and anal sex, and masturbation are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment. Sex with an animal - unless performed for profit - however is NOT considered sodomy.
Bigamy is a serious offense -- a third-degree felony carrying a maximum 5-year prison term and $5,000 fine. But prosecutors have not attempted to generally enforce those laws in 40 years despite estimates there are more than 30,000 polygamists in Utah. Also, polygamy - provided only the missionary position has been applied - is only a misdemeanor.
A drive-by shooting could get you five years in jail and a $5,000 fine, but you could spend 15 years in prison and pay $10,000 for altering the license plate stickers on your car.
Parents can give written permission to teachers to spank their children. Despite that all 40 school districts prohibit corporal punishment by policy, legislators have refused to repeal the law.
First cousins may marry, but only if they are beyond child-bearing years (defined as their 50th birthday).
It is slander -- punishable by up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine -- to falsely accuse a female of being unchaste.
Raffles are defined in the law as illegal lotteries. But this particular form of gambling is routinely used by nonprofit organizations and charities to raise funds.
Utah law still authorizes an "abortion litigation trust account," created to accept private donations to pay for defense of the state's strict 1991 anti-abortion law. The account hasn't received a cent in years and the abortion law has been overturned by the courts.
Night clubs may only be licensed to serve alcoholic beverages if they promise they are a real club or association, and not a business out to make a profit. Apparently, lying is not a crime.
The Dutch Oven is the states official cooking pot.
There is a legal maximum elevation restriction on the water level of the Great Salt Lake.
Birds have the right of way on all highways.
A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
In Monroe, daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor.
A Tremonton law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.
Alcohol may not be sold during an emergency.
Individuals may not possess beer in containers larger than two liters unless they are a retailer.
It is illegal to cause a catastrophe.
It is against the law to fish from horseback.
It is illegal not to drink milk.
It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them.
You're not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3.2% alcohol.
It is illegal to brew your own beer. However, it is not illegal to buy or sell home beer making supplies.
It is a felony to persistently tread on the cracks between paving stones on the sidewalk of a state highway.
It is considered an offense to hunt whales.
You must have identification to enter a convenience store after dark. (Kaysville)
Women may not swear. (Logan)
Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine. (Provo)
No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin. (Salt Lake County)
Auctions may not be advertised by hiring trombone players to play on the street. (Salt Lake County)
Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches. (Trout Creek)
The Provo City Council has voted unanimously to allow cats and dogs to live under the same roof.
Pilots and passengers are prohibited from eating onions between the hours of 7 a.m. and 7 p.m. (Bluff)

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earthdragon 62 posts
Location: nevada


Posted:
there is one in some state you cant where unmached sockes any day of the week

any another you cant eat chicken on sunday

thowes are southen lawes

untill last year in nevada you could still be hung for cattle rusling
that inclued hiting the dame open range cowes

faith enfireBRONZE Member
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3,556 posts
Location: Wisconsin, USA


Posted:
you can't spit on the sidewalk in milwaukee-might lead to an outbreak of dysentery

Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has.As people used to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow butter substitute is banned.

Condoms were considered an obsene article and had to hidden behind the pharmacist's counter.

At one time, margarine was illegal.

State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese.

The state definition of rape stated that it was a man having sex with a woman he knows not to be his wife.

While all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker's license.

It is illegal to kiss on a train.

It is illegal to cut a woman's hair.

Margarine may not be substituted for butter in restaurants unless it is requested by the customer.

The government may not prohibit manual flushed urinals.

One may not camp in a wagon on any public highway or risk a fine of up to ten dollars.

It is a class A misdemeanor to wave a burning torch around in the air.

It is illegal to throw rocks at a railroad car.

Livestock have the right-of-way on public roads.
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MikefromGlosSILVER Member
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985 posts
Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
 Written by: faithinfire


It is a class A misdemeanor to wave a burning torch around in the air.



Well we are all screwed on HOP then

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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
yeah i was thinking that!

I hate the livestock law...soooo annoying and time consuming!

its also illegal to put coins on rail tracks. it's "defacing a coin of the realm" and is vandalism.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

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Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
in one state in the US its illegal to sleep overnight in a cheese factory ubblol

i found a book recently thats about a guy that travels around the us trying to break every stupid law he can find.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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mykrme 165 posts
Location: anywhere but here


Posted:
well, maybe it's good for Czech Republic to have quite young constitution and laws...which nonetheless doesn't mean they are inteligent... rolleyes
I'd love that book Majestik... cool

that's YOUR opinion...

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Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
Not sure which state it is, but somewhere here in the US it's illegal to carry ice cream around in your back pocket!!!
Go figure? shrug

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