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HeadSwimGOLD Member
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom

Posted:
Well HoP'ers it seems to me that there is a lot of "tarting it" going on in several threads so I though that you would all like a place to outrageously flirt without consequences! ubblove



So here it is - a guilt free, no strings attached place on HoP to tart it till your hearts content with ya fave HoP'er(s).



Basic rules :-



1) Keep it clean(ish) wink as its a PG board

2) The thread is officially a guilt and consequence free fun thread so anything posted is just for fun. smile

3) If a partner/spouse becomes irate at posted comment refer them to said rules and please remember that I as thread starter take no responsibility for any hitting that occurs wink

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

Lost83spyBRONZE Member
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa

Posted:
Aahh, I'm back.

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

screechcircling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries

Posted:
morning hon hug wink

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom

Posted:
Har-row lost how are you this sunny day? wink

think we need to start using some cheap chat-up lines if we're real tarts...

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

screechcircling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries

Posted:
Written by: Mynci


Har-row lost how are you this sunny day? wink



i read that wrong at first i thought it said how lost are you today ubblol

Written by: Mynci


think we need to start using some cheap chat-up lines if we're real tarts...



hey ladies how do you likew your eggs in the morning?

cheap enough for youubblol

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

Lost83spyBRONZE Member
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa

Posted:
Hehe funny!

Im very good thank you wink

And how are you fine looking people today?

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

screechcircling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries

Posted:
i'm good too thanks hon.

and do you mind me asking did it hurt?

* spankself cos of utter dislike of using chat up lines*

you know when you fell from heaven


* spank spank spank*

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom

Posted:
Hey lost wink are you tired?

coz you been running through my mind all day

*groans at cheese* ubblol

I'll stick with - how you doin' wink
or
Hey baby. wink (ahhh the ever popular yet cheesey wink)

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

Lost83spyBRONZE Member
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa

Posted:
Gosh, the cheesiness of it all! lol

Well, while we are at it...

You look tired. I'm tired too. Lets sleep together!

Sorry! Couldnt resist wink

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom

Posted:
yay!!! welcome and pull up a lap my dear wink

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

Lost83spyBRONZE Member
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa

Posted:
Dont mind if I do

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom

Posted:
Whose lap would you like
*waves arm in all encompassing gesture* wink

hug

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

Lost83spyBRONZE Member
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa

Posted:
Well... yours looks very comfortable

*strolls sexily over to Mynci and sits on his lap*

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom

Posted:
oooh.... tongue wink hug biggrin

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

brodiemanold hand
1,024 posts
Location: london

Posted:
room for me?
Lost83spyBRONZE Member
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa

Posted:
Whose lap would you like?



I'm quite content where I am *snuggles up to Mynci*



Aahh Mynci, you sexy thing you! ubblol
EDITED_BY: Lost83spy (1128081246)

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom

Posted:
biggrin hug cheers babe *snuggles back*
I could get used to this ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Posted:
helloo there Mynci... looks like you're getting around.

Care for a drink? Actually... no... I'd get you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the straw
CharlesBRONZE Member
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand

Posted:
* pops a discreet moderators card under the door so every knows to keep it clean... *

wink

HoP Posting Guidelines
* Is it the Truth?
* Is it Fair to all concerned?
* Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
* Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Posted:
sorry Charles... but it's really hard to keep it clean in threads like this... (well, for some of us anyway)
MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom

Posted:
redface will do boss.....

and hanz wink how you doin'? ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

SebPenguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.

Posted:
I know what hanz are good for...

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Posted:
How am I doin? alot better now that you're here

and what would that be Mr Seb?
Lost83spyBRONZE Member
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa

Posted:
Yeah, I wana know too. What would that be?

ubbrollsmile

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Posted:
Why do you want to know?
Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...

Posted:
*watches from the sidelines with a look of puzzled interest*

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Posted:
interst hey? wanna join in? you know you wanna... wink
MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom

Posted:
Are you a tart FRD???

I know I am wink

Ahhhh lots of lovelly laydees....mmmm biggrin

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Posted:
FRD a tart... nah, he's a flan... sweeter than tart kiss

Mynci, you however, are a tart... and that makes it so much more fun... I can have both my tart, and my flan, right? wink

lots of lovely ladies? more like lovely little boys biggrin
MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom

Posted:
hug little....little.... hug ahhh you don't know me very well do ya wink
yet. ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...

Posted:
What the hell is a flan?

Sounds rude wink

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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