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HeadSwimGOLD Member
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Well HoP'ers it seems to me that there is a lot of "tarting it" going on in several threads so I though that you would all like a place to outrageously flirt without consequences! ubblove



So here it is - a guilt free, no strings attached place on HoP to tart it till your hearts content with ya fave HoP'er(s).



Basic rules :-



1) Keep it clean(ish) wink as its a PG board

2) The thread is officially a guilt and consequence free fun thread so anything posted is just for fun. smile

3) If a partner/spouse becomes irate at posted comment refer them to said rules and please remember that I as thread starter take no responsibility for any hitting that occurs wink

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin


SNOOPoi 3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
oooh! tartyness! i like it!

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


lauz the caterpilla 2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
hmmmmm

*puts some lipstick on*

hmmmmm so come on boys i'm waiting

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


SNOOPoi 3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
ooh! gimmie lippy biggrin

i wanna be pretty biggrin

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


lauz the caterpilla 2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
*passes snoopoi some lippy*

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


SNOOPoi 3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
*applies lippy*

cheers chick!

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


lauz the caterpilla 2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
your welcome

so where are the guys!

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


SNOOPoi 3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
i don't think they want us. maybe we should flirt with each other wink

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


HeadSwimGOLD Member
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Grrrrr evenin ladies wink Now what are two sexy chicks like yourselves doing in a sleezey thread like this? wink wink

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin


SNOOPoi 3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
um... being tarty i believe my good sir.

and what about you?

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


lauz the caterpilla 2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
hmmmm wouldnt you like to now wink

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


HeadSwimGOLD Member
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom


Posted:
um....well i guess i must be being tarty too then wink

So.....what colour lippy is that? It makes you look like an angel smile

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin


SNOOPoi 3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
mine is shimmering pink. it goes with my wings. biggrin

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
honestly guys? this type of thread has been started before with horrible consequences. I hate this type of thread. umm mad

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


SNOOPoi 3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
sorry for causing upset my dear. we are only trying to have a little fun smile

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


lauz the caterpilla 2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
what kind of consequences does it have?

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


HeadSwimGOLD Member
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom


Posted:
and it can't hurt the postpimp's counts now can it? wink

p.s. what "horrible consequences" anyway - did ya read the rules about no comebacks?? biggrin

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin


HeadSwimGOLD Member
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom


Posted:
oops too slow for Lauz wink

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin


SNOOPoi 3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
this is my first time biggrin

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


HeadSwimGOLD Member
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom


Posted:
@ pigeon - why yes as it happens but never has the thread been graced by so much beauty wink

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin


lauz the caterpilla 2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
i'm off to the clinic!

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


HeadSwimGOLD Member
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Clinic you say *steps back* What ya got? wink biggrin

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin


PeleBRONZE Member
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA


Posted:
Huh....weird....I'm an offical tart, actually...a Sweet Tart ( www.thesweettarts.com ) to be exact. I thought this thread would be something different.

Hmm...Valura means that people have felt left out, gotten their feelings hurt when they've been ignored, and gotten very upset over this in the past.

Right now I don't see it as being offensive but keep it in mind when posting.

But beyond that...let the flirting commence. wink

Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK


arsn 1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
The 'horrible consequences' can be found in [Old link]

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


HeadSwimGOLD Member
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Not going to read the whole of that thread ARSN but this is not about listing peeps who you think are hot or not - its just for shameless flirting (one of my fave things wink) so no-one can be offended by being left out!

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin


SNOOPoi 3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
i'm not gonna leave anyone out! it's not about how hot someone is anyway! it's about having a little flirt. i'm doing this to make everyone feel good! biggrin

i wanna love you all! all HoP-ers are amazingly amazing! biggrin

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


lauz the caterpilla 2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
i secound that motion! biggrin

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


HeadSwimGOLD Member
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom


Posted:
lol seems like we think alike miss SNOOpoi wink

*wonders when else she thinks about*

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin


SNOOPoi 3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
*whispers in head swim's ear*

thats what i think about wink

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


HeadSwimGOLD Member
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom


Posted:
*tehehehehehehehe* Dirty girl biggrin Tell me more wink

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin


SNOOPoi 3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
well i could. but then you would no everything. and there would be no need to flirt coz you would be madly in love with me ubblove

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


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