Forums > Social Chat > The "tarting it" Thread
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Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
Well HoP'ers it seems to me that there is a lot of "tarting it" going on in several threads so I though that you would all like a place to outrageously flirt without consequences!
So here it is - a guilt free, no strings attached place on HoP to tart it till your hearts content with ya fave HoP'er(s).
Basic rules :-
1) Keep it clean(ish)
as its a PG board2) The thread is officially a guilt and consequence free fun thread so anything posted is just for fun.
3) If a partner/spouse becomes irate at posted comment refer them to said rules and please remember that I as thread starter take no responsibility for any hitting that occurs
Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! 
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
Aahh, I'm back.
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
morning hon
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Har-row lost how are you this sunny day?
think we need to start using some cheap chat-up lines if we're real tarts...
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
Written by: Mynci
Har-row lost how are you this sunny day?
i read that wrong at first i thought it said how lost are you today
Written by: Mynci
think we need to start using some cheap chat-up lines if we're real tarts...
hey ladies how do you likew your eggs in the morning?
cheap enough for you
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
Hehe funny!
Im very good thank you
And how are you fine looking people today?
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
i'm good too thanks hon.
and do you mind me asking did it hurt?
*
self cos of utter dislike of using chat up lines*you know when you fell from heaven
*
* finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Hey lost
are you tired?coz you been running through my mind all day
*groans at cheese*
I'll stick with - how you doin'
or
Hey baby.
(ahhh the ever popular yet cheesey wink) A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
Gosh, the cheesiness of it all! lol
Well, while we are at it...
You look tired. I'm tired too. Lets sleep together!
Sorry! Couldnt resist
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
yay!!! welcome and pull up a lap my dear
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
Dont mind if I do
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Whose lap would you like
*waves arm in all encompassing gesture*
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
Well... yours looks very comfortable
*strolls sexily over to Mynci and sits on his lap*
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
oooh....
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
1,024 posts
Location: london
room for me?
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
Whose lap would you like?
I'm quite content where I am *snuggles up to Mynci*
Aahh Mynci, you sexy thing you!
EDITED_BY: Lost83spy (1128081246)
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
cheers babe *snuggles back* I could get used to this
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
helloo there Mynci... looks like you're getting around.
Care for a drink? Actually... no... I'd get you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the straw
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
* pops a discreet moderators card under the door so every knows to keep it clean... *
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1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
sorry Charles... but it's really hard to keep it clean in threads like this... (well, for some of us anyway)
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
will do boss.....and hanz
how you doin'? A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.
I know what hanz are good for...
Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
How am I doin? alot better now that you're here
and what would that be Mr Seb?
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
Yeah, I wana know too. What would that be?
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
Why do you want to know?
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
*watches from the sidelines with a look of puzzled interest*
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
interst hey? wanna join in? you know you wanna...
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Are you a tart FRD???
I know I am
Ahhhh lots of lovelly laydees....mmmm
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
FRD a tart... nah, he's a flan... sweeter than tart
Mynci, you however, are a tart... and that makes it so much more fun... I can have both my tart, and my flan, right?
lots of lovely ladies? more like lovely little boys
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
little....little.... ahhh you don't know me very well do ya yet.
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
What the hell is a flan?
Sounds rude
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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