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TinklePants
TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr
Member Since: 3rd Jul 2005
Total posts: 4217
Posted:Your inside and somehow a huge fat fly has found it's way in.
What do you do?
Grab your poi, 2 freezer/sandwich bags and 2 elastic bands/string.
Wrap your poi with the bag and secure it with bands/string. This will keep bug juice off your poi.
Then go nuts and have a game of "Hit that Mother f***ing fly!" weavesmiley
When you've succeeded, remove the bags with the corpse smooshed to it and throw away.
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Good if you've wasted all the bug spray as you were flame-throwing (along with all the hairspray and air freshener)


Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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Arty Farty
Arty Farty

I wear yellow on monday
Location: Farnham Ahoy
Member Since: 5th Jul 2005
Total posts: 551
Posted:perfect, need i say more.

i will remeber covering my poi, as my attempts at swatting a giant horse fly that was trying to suck my blood ended in a splat ubblol


You'll find me on the dance floor

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HeadSwim
HeadSwim

...curiously lost
Location: at my PC....obviously!
Member Since: 26th Jul 2003
Total posts: 580
Posted:ubblol How did you know I was using the air freshner as a flame thrower? BTW it was trying to burn that damn fly out of the sky so it all adds up to the same I think.... biggrin

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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TinklePants
TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr
Member Since: 3rd Jul 2005
Total posts: 4217
Posted:Flame throwing is an old past time of mine. It'd drive my mum nuts with various cans of aerosols disappearing!

Watch the ants squirm n sizzle!

Worms fizz n bubble!


Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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