Posted:Your inside and somehow a huge fat fly has found it's way in. What do you do? Grab your poi, 2 freezer/sandwich bags and 2 elastic bands/string. Wrap your poi with the bag and secure it with bands/string. This will keep bug juice off your poi. Then go nuts and have a game of "Hit that Mother f***ing fly!" When you've succeeded, remove the bags with the corpse smooshed to it and throw away.
Good if you've wasted all the bug spray as you were flame-throwing (along with all the hairspray and air freshener)
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible