TinklePantsGOLD Member Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator 4,219 posts Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted: Your inside and somehow a huge fat fly has found it's way in. What do you do? Grab your poi, 2 freezer/sandwich bags and 2 elastic bands/string. Wrap your poi with the bag and secure it with bands/string. This will keep bug juice off your poi. Then go nuts and have a game of "Hit that Mother f***ing fly!" When you've succeeded, remove the bags with the corpse smooshed to it and throw away.
Good if you've wasted all the bug spray as you were flame-throwing (along with all the hairspray and air freshener)
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Arty FartyBRONZE Member I wear yellow on monday 551 posts Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom
Posted: perfect, need i say more.
i will remeber covering my poi, as my attempts at swatting a giant horse fly that was trying to suck my blood ended in a splat
You'll find me on the dance floor
HeadSwimGOLD Member ...curiously lost 580 posts Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
Posted: How did you know I was using the air freshner as a flame thrower? BTW it was trying to burn that damn fly out of the sky so it all adds up to the same I think....
Nothing is easy.......until you can do it!
TinklePantsGOLD Member Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator 4,219 posts Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted: Flame throwing is an old past time of mine. It'd drive my mum nuts with various cans of aerosols disappearing!
Watch the ants squirm n sizzle!
Worms fizz n bubble!
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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