Written by: Doc Lightning
Ok, so lately a lot of people have been "introducing" themselves with some variation on the following:
"Hi, my name's Lightning, I'm getting into poi, and I'm new here."
Gee.Thanks.
We can already see your name, we assume that most people writing intros are new, and we figure that if you're on this site, 99.9% chance you twirl something. Thus, the above is really not an intro as much as it is a blinding flash of the obvious.
What do we want to know?
How old are you? Male or Female? Where are you from? (Basically, A/S/L)
What toys do you play with? How long have you been into this?
What do you do when you're not spinning? Are you a student? Do you have a job? Do you have three children, six dogs, four cats, and a husband?
What other stuff do you like? Books? Movies? Games? Color?
The purpose of an intro thread is to introduce yourself. We want to get to know you. That means that you need to actually provide information about yourself.
We're actually a pretty friendly bunch. But we generally don't want to have to pump our newbies for information.
Pumping newbies is so unfriendly. Besides, they gunk up the valves. Then we have to backflush the pump to clean them out of the filter.
So come on! Tell us who you are! We don't bite (unless asked nicely)!
) and i'm from Adelaide, South Australia, as mentioned above.Written by: thor
oh, lightning... you're a mad doctor in training, we all know you rather /perfer/ to extract things from people by force ;]
you forgot:
1) your dating availability
and 2) your i.q.
those are my only two stipulations at least![]()

"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie

Meh
i'm sure we shall see your thread again *snugs* "i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
! 
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

Meh
Written by: FoxInDocs
Rouge: ooer, what was your added flare?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
life wityhout the internet means losing contact
double bummer hehe how you been? got the stick of me ready? haha whats going to be at the bbq ... lol and plane times mmm couldnt get a plane til about 12 here so that would be in the middle of the night for you so naa hehe havent got the money either tehe so how have things been up there? nice weater there? has been here and now im a vampire...i have sun burn and its only may...mother came in with after sun .. lots of owwing id say screaming but wasnt that painful but it soon will be as in the summer the heat shall rise
haha Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie