linden rathen
linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:ok this is a simple game

the aim is to NOT accept the award - all you do is post a message decling the award because..

so i'll start (im just so humble tongue)

"this award - although beautiful - cannot go to me because i only do what i think is right and thats all anyone does, there are so many people more humble than me so they should take it...."

(ok so not very inventive, see if you can do better smile)


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nucleon
nucleon

newbie
Location: Eindhoven, the Netherlands
Member Since: 29th Oct 2004
Total posts: 404
Posted:I already have one

so you think Im not a newbie? Ok I'll be the King of the newbies. Nucleon the king of all noobs

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:Thank you very much, although I cannot accept this award as I am allergic to the metal it is made from and may die if I touch it....

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"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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linden rathen
linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:i would accept this award but i believe that doing so would destroy the feng shui of my room :P

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:I would accept this award, however I am a figment of your imagination and were you to hand it to me it would drop to the floor.

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:While lovely, this award shouldn't go to me, for it seems to be made of chocolate, and i fear i would either consume it or put it somewhere it would melt.

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Dixie
Dixie

old hand
Location: Darkest Bedford.
Member Since: 5th Mar 2005
Total posts: 740
Posted:I will not accept this award as to do so would spoil the game.

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:I just don't deserve this award biggrin
nowhere near humble enough.....
I'm great....*cough* rolleyes


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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linden rathen
linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:this award is a fake and i demand the real one

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:I can't accept the award, due to hygiene risks... id probably just shove it down my pants

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Noddy
Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2865
Posted:i just cannot have this humble award im just too great

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Sir Nuggit
Sir Nuggit

....is a liability
Location: playing with traffic
Member Since: 10th May 2005
Total posts: 899
Posted:
I would like to thank everyone for making this possible, but I cannot accept said award on account of only coming here for the free food and drink so it would be a crime against all those who actually give a damn.

I do know a good masseuse who will be able to do wonders with such a trinket....


Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco

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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:To accept the award, you must first realize the truth; there is no award. Then you will see that it is not the award being given to you, it is yourself.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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yoni
yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath
Member Since: 4th Jun 2005
Total posts: 3099
Posted:i would accept this award but then i wouldn.t be humble enough to deserve it

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:oh, no, youre not fobbing this old thing on to me, give it to someone else.

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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ed209
ed209

Ed: geek, staffer, past participle
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 13th May 2005
Total posts: 122
Posted:I'm not accepting this award because you've already tried to give it to at least a dozen other people and I refuse to be sloppy thirteenth smile

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linden rathen
linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:what about sloppy fifteenth as i dont want it (still)

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Dixie
Dixie

old hand
Location: Darkest Bedford.
Member Since: 5th Mar 2005
Total posts: 740
Posted:I will not accept this award as I am wonderful, unique and loveable and I deserve better.

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Sethis
Sethis

Pooh-Bah
Location: York University
Member Since: 16th May 2005
Total posts: 1762
Posted:I won't accept this award, because I can clearly see the blinking LEDs and Digital timer on the back of it. Since it is obviously some form of explosive device, you will have to excuse me as I run screaming out of the building...

After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:This award isn't good enough for me.

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Adya Miriyana
Adya Miriyana

*slou?
Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 4th Feb 2005
Total posts: 6554
Posted:ubblol lightning

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:Everything i touch turns to crap...it shoudnt go to me, it would end up doing more harm than good, i'm just a simpleton that tries to make the world a better place, but i'ma failure...
I'd like to thank the academy


.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:as much as i would LOVE to accept this award, i realise that man eating tigers should only be given to those who are truly worthy.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:Don't want it...it's dirty!! hmph

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:Stick it!
No reason
Just stick it!

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"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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_Aime_
_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings
Member Since: 2nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 4172
Posted:I'm obviously so much cooler than you, and the size of this trophy insults my coolness. I want a bigger cooler one.

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Shu
Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN)
Member Since: 19th Apr 2005
Total posts: 538
Posted:I feel honoured to be exclusively chosen as the recipient of this award by your honorable organisation. However, with great respect, I am compeled to humbly decline. No person should ever be requested or expected to accept such a grand gesture, as acceptance would void the validity of the award.

Thank-you for your time. I hope that my non-acceptance of this prestigious award is understood.


Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:I cannot accept this award as my hands have been temporarily removed by the humble fairy (evil little beggar) mad

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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