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As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.
[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
whats up with all the limitations?
veteran
1,286 posts
Location: My House, United Kingdom
but thats like selling someone a car you dont own!! bad....but cunning noodles!
OOOOOH tell ya what, i offer everything noodles has to offer..and NOODLES HIMSELF!!!
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Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
you cant bid noodles he's not yours either! hes pigeons!
Owner of Dragosani's right side.
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
I bid pigeon.
HA!
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
enthusiast
315 posts
Location: Finland
FireTom is right,one can`t (or shouldn`t) bid the whole universe. that kinda takes out the gist of this auction.
Tho personally, i think the whole universe is too much to handle, and think about all the negative things you get when you have the whole universe, you`ll own all the third world countries thus have the total responsibility for them. you`ll own every singel piece of garbage and shyte etc. there is in the whole universe. and loads of other bad things.
So there, that`s why bidding the universe is a bad thing, except for the other "honest" bidders ofcourse
If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!
Peace -Fyre-
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Fyre:
cute.Right guys, last day for bidding, auction closes tonight... *countdown music starts playing*
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
6,650 posts
Certainly owning the "known universe" would come with a lot of obligations... whereas
guess it's current owner prooves the point... Well, last day for auction? I'll put in one more thing:
- compassion
Meaning that IF you choose me as your harmless owner, I'll try to understand, find out and take you as who you really are - in a non intrusive way...
the best smiles are the ones you lead to 
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
i bid, for miss chellybean:
some empty cans/cartons of drinks (carlton draugh, southwark, iced coffee, and/or kirks lemonade)
some full, unopened cans of kirks lemonade
an orange softish ball that bounces
a tub of approximately one kilogram of golden syrup
lots of really good printed pictures (use of my R800, and/or camera)
a washing basket lid
a pair of clear safety glasses
a graph pad
a spoon (soup)
a pair of headphones, with or without attached microphone
a bottle lid (plastic)
all the electrical related bollox you can handle, and then some
a wine glass that i can make sing
a weird looking squirty bottle thingy that was used to fill up my model cars' fuel tank
some black pvc tape (ooheerr :P)
some wattle flowers
many playtimes with my really cute puppy dog (there's a photo of him in my intro)
And, last but not least, a nice cosy spot in the water tank (that will be drained) along with the rest of my harem
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney
Ok I'll retract the universe because people have a point with the universe responsibility thing and instead i'll add a roll of gaffa tape and a black sheet with some stars stuck to it
Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off
veteran
1,286 posts
Location: My House, United Kingdom
he may be pigeons, but im the one giving him ketchup down the chimney!!!
ok ok i'll retract my bid of [noodles] and add to the bid Noodles, flavour of your choice
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Miss Aimz going up for auction again
5'9", More to love, cuddles in return for ownership
6,650 posts
[noodles]
now, THAT's more like it heyas Aimee, how come you're going for auction "again"? what happened to your previous owner?
the best smiles are the ones you lead to
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Can you put yourself up for auction again if you're already owned? Hmmm...interesting!
Um, yup.......and after much thought and deliberation (I think they could be the same thing really....) I think I'm going to have to go with.....FireTom. You won it with the instruments and jewellery!
(And the massages might have played a part too.....) "Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
6,650 posts
you make me a very very happy spinner
PM on the way..
the best smiles are the ones you lead to
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
I lost the paper work?
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Yay! "Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
enthusiast
315 posts
Location: Finland
If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!
Peace -Fyre-
893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney
It's a fix I tells ya
*takes his spaceship home again*
Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
awwwww fyre your still loved by me.....anyway you cant even tidy your room
so how you gonna keep someone alive!! Actually back on HoP guys ...
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Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
enthusiast
315 posts
Location: Finland
that is a good point, tho she offeres me her hand
the right one actually, so i`m more than glad with that 
If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!
Peace -Fyre-
6,650 posts
*humms: "there must be something going on"* ... that I don't know about ??? Can we put different parts of our body individually out for auction? the best smiles are the ones you lead to
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Ummm.....
I felt bad cause he was crying, so I let him have my right hand. It's only a little bit of me.But I think I should have asked first.....sorry!
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
6,650 posts
Nope! You're completely right and I rather hope you to act according to what your heart tells you, than being submissive...
Yesterday you made me happy - today you make me proud...
Thanks that you are on this planet the best smiles are the ones you lead to
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
6,650 posts
love your signature
you're sooo sweet........ *clears throat* hrrrrm... but now, order in the courtroom please! because the most lovely Miss Aimee announced that (due to a loss of peperwork) she's out for auctioning (again)! I am most certain that her previous owner is frantically searching for it and bites his backside for his/her mess, but this is what it is. I rather restrain myself (really tough on this one) in order not to become greedy!
Maybe Aimee tells us a little more about herself? Any gadgets, special abilities, something like that?
EDITED_BY: FireTom (1158326365)
the best smiles are the ones you lead to
veteran
1,286 posts
Location: My House, United Kingdom
OOOOOH I WANNA OWN AIMEE!!!
My bid!!
Oodles of Noodles
a gold (plates) spork
5 fish called W, A, N, D and A who never need feeding/cleaning just look pretty
a zillion and 1 hugs
a visit from her new owner
free access to my cheek stubble whenever you so desire
and a waffle iron
that'll do for an opening bid i think
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QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
I think its time we resurrected this thread...
So I'm offering myself up for auction!
Do I hear one butter knife?
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
197 posts
Location: The sea, United Kingdom
I see your butter knife an raise you a teaspoon an a tippy cup.
there may even be toast in it if you wear a dress
Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.
Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
I think I actually own two!!!
Be proud, you're winning so far!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
197 posts
Location: The sea, United Kingdom
Yay go me! but i'm probably the only english HoPer still up at 0507 local time!
Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.
Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.
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