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Login/Join to ParticipateMomma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Well hello there,
My name is Jo, I like to flow, sometimes I go quite slow, I live a life of joy, just me and my 2 poi, spinning circles in the air, and taking care not to burn my long hair!
anyway, yeah, I'm 24, a lay-dee and live in the UK Hello all
EDITED_BY: jo_rhymes (1135197570)
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
You need to pee? Well go ahead
Do the usual and wet your bed!
Insulting Joe, thats stooping pretty low,
Altho, looks fun, I might just have a go.
But as for you, I have no fear,
I'll put my feet up and have a beer,
cos your rhymes and shite
and words are smack,
Infact in sounds like
you've been snorting crack,
Oh and if your knickers
are oh so clean
whats that stain?
and whys it green!?
*Bops with his crew of break dancers* comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
Hahaha!
*sits back and enjoys the rap battle*
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Snorting crack? man thats whack
i take that as a personal attack
you know me, i dont need drugs
I get high on some Hopper hugs!
And you're worried about my knicker stain?
stop looking before i cause you pain.
my eyes are up here, not down there
so stop staring at my underwear.
now come on, you great big Gay
the sun is shining, lets go out and play!
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Did a henna gig at a youth band festival and one lot was rapping. Reminded me of this thread
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Omg! How did I not know this was going on??
XLenX
Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Its like... wiggasville in here!
Crazy fools.
You put Mr T to shame!
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
mmm milk chocolate
falmouth soooooooooooooooon back
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
True true, I've still not heard anything from BJC people
eep, hope they dont forget!!how is everybody doing today?
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
very well thank you my dear. looking forward to 1 weeks time..*shakes with excitement*
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
wooo! me too!!
i cant wait! I bought 2 cute plastic bowls today for eating pasta and other camp tuck out of. i love eating! thanks for stopping by Mr mynci, looking forward to meeting you! Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
urgh
i went to bed at 2am last night and woke up at 5am, unable to go back to sleep! It's nearly 10am at the mo and i feel like crap!!At 7:30 I decided to go for a walk, molly stayed in bed-lazy ass dog. It was nice, all i could hear was my footsteps and the birdies tweetering away.
I'm meant to be going to a party tonight, but right now, I just want to collapse!! Annoying thing is, I have to walk molly now!!! AGH!
I hate it when i cant switch my brain off, it just wont let me sleep! Naughty brain. hows everyone's weekends kicking off? xxx
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
I'd be in trouble if I had to eat an antelope now
278 posts
Location: The Isles of Scilly, United Kingdom
mine's sucking! i had to get up at 630 to goto work, it was raining so i put on all my waterproofs and then it got really sunny, so i got all hot and felt ill cos i was little bit hungover!
but on the plus side, its sunny!
hopefully it'll stay that way for next weekend! "Everything in moderation. Even moderation itself. From this it follows that you must, from time to time, have excess. And this is going to be one of those occasions"
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
yay! I was thinking that too!
I got back from taking Mol for quite a long walk-I even let her have a swim in the river
then had to help my mum give her a bath, as she's got mites. Poor Missy.Anyway, just woke up after a nap and a cup of tea and piece of choccy is sorting me right out:D Hooray for next weekend!!
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
yay for weekend
D 
hmmmm no ones tlking to me on msn tho
back
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
you're not on msn are you? i cant see you
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
apeeps? hehehe i love you miss pige
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
heya miss - yes i was online - maybe my msn was being stupid
back
I'd be in trouble if I had to eat an antelope now
278 posts
Location: The Isles of Scilly, United Kingdom
heres's a pre-emptive
for you being tired and unable to sleep this morning!Hope you're not feeling too poo m'dear! At least you're not having to go to sea and this stoopid hour!
"Everything in moderation. Even moderation itself. From this it follows that you must, from time to time, have excess. And this is going to be one of those occasions"
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
aww thanks James
I am feeling rather poo, and it's not the tiredness (well, it probably is!)
Molly's been really itchy and unwell for the past few months, and my mum's been trying to sort her out with all sorts of herbal potions. Instead of being a good mummy and taking my babygirl to the vet straightaway, I let my mum carry on with her hopeless herbal remedies.
anyway, at 6,30 this morning (when i made my cuppa) I saw molly had scratched a huge lump of skin off of her shoulder, and it was raw and bleeding loads.
So i took molly to the vets, and not only does she have mites, she has a bacterial infection too. I feel so guilty that i didnt take her before.
Anyway the vet's sorted it, I'm taking molly back to the vets when i get back from the BJC, hopefully by then she'll be all cured
Thing is, it ended up costing me £85 smackeroos.
Then i had my doc's appointment, I told him all about the molly and mum saga, he said that i'm still acting as "the child" and need to move out asap.
Sym, I'm coming to yours baby!
I have to move out soon because my brother Jon will be home from Oz, and i cant stand to live in the same house as him for more than 24 hours. yuck!!x x x
x x x Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Jojojo!!!! Its not your fault for trying to keep it natural with MollyDog. It's not like you just left her to her own devices. It's plain to see that you really love her...so no more stress, like you said, it's almost cured!!!
Yay!!!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
I just wanna say thanks Jo - you've been wonderful the past few days xxx
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Geek-enviro-hippy priest
1,858 posts
Location: Diss, Norfolk, United Kingdom
You've stopped my going mad in the last week I'm sorry to hear about Missy
I'm sure she'll be ok though, I know it takes more than that to stop a Rhymes Give her loads of s from me though.
xxx
There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
blu
Tink and Sym love you guys!!mol's is just chilling at the mo, she seems less itchy, thats for sure, the vets clipped aload of her hair off, so she's looking all skinhead and hard. yeahhhh.
I'm really excited about Falmouth! I hope the weather will be nice
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
I'd be in trouble if I had to eat an antelope now
278 posts
Location: The Isles of Scilly, United Kingdom
because now i need one! It rained almost all day in Scilly today, but now its sunny!
The BBC 5 Day Forecast looks promising for the weekend
"Everything in moderation. Even moderation itself. From this it follows that you must, from time to time, have excess. And this is going to be one of those occasions"
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
yay! i finished knitting my rainbow jumper and will be sporting it at Fal!! wooo!!
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
WOOOO
heya hun
glad your days been better than yesterday see you (and your cool jumper) at fal back
Pooh-Bah
1,785 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
really looking forward to see your rainbowy self at falmouth this weekend
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
yay!!!
looking forward to seeing you too Star! i need you to pass on some of your hoop pearls of wisdom to me! Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Hey hunny- my hubby just bought me the poncho!
to you lady XLenX
Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
wow!!! Poncho!! Nice one!!
can't wait to see you in it! I bet you'll look H.O.T HOT! Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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