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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)resident bagpiper
342 posts
Location: Vermont, USA


Posted:
so, the basic idea is to politely insult (i.e. no personally tailored insults, no vulgarity (other than the kind allowed in chilren's books), no racial/ethnic/sexual/disability slurs) previous the poster, in light of his question, then post your own... that way, everyone gets to vent a bit, and help others vent...

!!DO NOT POST HERE IF YOU AREN'T PREPARED FOR A GOOD NATURED INSULT!!

I'll start it off, but remember to be creative...

what does purple smell like?

Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.


mycoBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia


Posted:
no, it's stress inducing because you seem to be always replying on it and making me sick!

who stole my breakfast?

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
no one has knicked your breakfast, your just a neurotic boring old fart nana

Who likes short-shorts?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
short-shorts are out of style, what are you, my grandma?

who put the 'bop' in the 'bop-shoo-bop'?

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
silence, you repititive loser... your questions make me want to vomit out my guts

Can you say something that wont get you insulted?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
nothing, dumba$$, this is an insulting thread

why am i soooo tired?

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
because you moronically thought you could do more than you can - think and stay awake at the same time - start with living and work up from there

why am i surronded by idiots?

back


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
because they wanna be just like you!

why is pie so cool?

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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
because it's tastey, you vile harpy queen!

what's brown and sticky?

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
your hair

whats purple and sings?

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
the underneath of your vile smelling foot, you putrid piece of flesh

what kinda music do you like?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)resident bagpiper
342 posts
Location: Vermont, USA


Posted:
the music thread already exists, so run a search, you incorrigable dolt.

does this thread have staying power?(i.e. did i do good?)

Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
more than you...

why is yellow called yellow?

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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
BECAUSE ITS NOT!

(dopey)


i think you are not?

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


meghannenthusiast
302 posts
Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to be precise


Posted:
make a question that actualy makes sence please..

you really are thick as s*** arent you!?

ive learned
life is tough... but im tougher


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
it would appear that everyone is, you booger head... may i also direct you to the top of this thread, you know, the one that says (polite postspleas) or are you merley soicaly inept?

Why does looking at the sun make us go blind?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


munkypunksGOLD Member
enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
367 posts
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA


Posted:
It only makes blind the hippie zealot idiots who don't know better than to stare (apparently that includes you)

How good a time am I going to have at the beach burn tonight?

You can't fall off the floor, but sometimes you need a chair to reach the cookie jar.


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
you wont, smelly, i hope you set your pants on fire!

why is school so boring?

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
because school bores the stupid, unimaginative types... like you

whats better, ice cream or cake?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
neither, you'll get fatter, fatty

whos a banana?

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
the guy in that movie, with all the cartoons for the learning channel. but you wouldnt have seen that, living under a rock like you do, trogolodyte.

is that too big a word for this time of the evening?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
too big a head for me to like, MiG...go knock your self out tryng to get through a door, you smell

what is a jub jub?

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
nothing, just like the meaning of ur existend wink

why do staffs hurt so much?

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
cos you suck at it! Loser

why are poi so much fun?

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)resident bagpiper
342 posts
Location: Vermont, USA


Posted:
because idle hands are the devil's playground, soggy-noggin.

how many dimentions does the moon have?

Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
more than you have brain cells, you overbearing hamster vomit

Where did i put that program?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Captain_Hi_TopBRONZE Member
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand


Posted:
why dont you check your armpit u mangie ignorant goat!



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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
only aome one beligerantly stupid person like you would do something like that, you putrid bucket of vomit

who the hell are you?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)resident bagpiper
342 posts
Location: Vermont, USA


Posted:
Me?, i'm the man who'll be dancing on your grave when you kick the bucket, you incorrigable curmudgeon.



What is the Matrix?

Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
go watch a movie that makes sensem you mindless bag of rotten dribble...

do you reckon its bedtime?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)resident bagpiper
342 posts
Location: Vermont, USA


Posted:
what the hell is sensem, you indeciferable halfwit?

Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.


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