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Lycanthrope


Lycanthrope

The original drunk/stoned/vegetarian shapeshifter
Location: Blackhill, Australia

Total posts: 209
Posted:my school discipline teacher has been giving me a really hard time lately, making me cut my hair frown shave frown & take out my earrings.
and i want revenge..........so i was hoping some HOPer could tell me how to make voodoo dolls.
yes i have been watching indianna jones and the temple of doom........ ubbrollsmile


Lycan:are you a citrus fruit?
Orange:no
Lycan:dam, i wanted to make citrus fruit pie.
*Lycan walks off completely unaware he has once again been outwitted by the intellectual orange*

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel


Total posts: 15414
Posted:umm

riiiiiiiiight.


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Lycanthrope


Lycanthrope

The original drunk/stoned/vegetarian shapeshifter
Location: Blackhill, Australia

Total posts: 209
Posted:you obviously havent seen temple of doom

Lycan:are you a citrus fruit?
Orange:no
Lycan:dam, i wanted to make citrus fruit pie.
*Lycan walks off completely unaware he has once again been outwitted by the intellectual orange*

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Vixen
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

Vixen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire

Total posts: 3276
Posted:shave??? i thought you were a girl! xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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Lycanthrope


Lycanthrope

The original drunk/stoned/vegetarian shapeshifter
Location: Blackhill, Australia

Total posts: 209
Posted:i could be hairy girl!!

Lycan:are you a citrus fruit?
Orange:no
Lycan:dam, i wanted to make citrus fruit pie.
*Lycan walks off completely unaware he has once again been outwitted by the intellectual orange*

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

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Total posts: 15414
Posted:I have seen temple of dooooooooooooooooooooom many times.



tongue



So nah!



I thought you were a girl too...only girls wear earrings...

biggrin


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Lycanthrope


Lycanthrope

The original drunk/stoned/vegetarian shapeshifter
Location: Blackhill, Australia

Total posts: 209
Posted:so dont mock voodoo

yes i am male


Lycan:are you a citrus fruit?
Orange:no
Lycan:dam, i wanted to make citrus fruit pie.
*Lycan walks off completely unaware he has once again been outwitted by the intellectual orange*

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

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Total posts: 15414
Posted:the voodoohoodoowotyoudontdaredoowoohoo.

tongue

No you are not.


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Vixen
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

Vixen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire

Total posts: 3276
Posted:Jon... u wear earrings! xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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Lycanthrope


Lycanthrope

The original drunk/stoned/vegetarian shapeshifter
Location: Blackhill, Australia

Total posts: 209
Posted:elton john has his ears pierced

Lycan:are you a citrus fruit?
Orange:no
Lycan:dam, i wanted to make citrus fruit pie.
*Lycan walks off completely unaware he has once again been outwitted by the intellectual orange*

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

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Posted:Vicki ( " biggrin " ) wink

Elton John may or may not wear earrings so I cant comment.


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Lycanthrope


Lycanthrope

The original drunk/stoned/vegetarian shapeshifter
Location: Blackhill, Australia

Total posts: 209
Posted:allright, barbara streisand wears earings

Lycan:are you a citrus fruit?
Orange:no
Lycan:dam, i wanted to make citrus fruit pie.
*Lycan walks off completely unaware he has once again been outwitted by the intellectual orange*

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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:dont worry, the karma will come back to haunt your teacher

devil


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Lycanthrope


Lycanthrope

The original drunk/stoned/vegetarian shapeshifter
Location: Blackhill, Australia

Total posts: 209
Posted:i dont want to leave it to karma
i want to speed karma up a bit:D


Lycan:are you a citrus fruit?
Orange:no
Lycan:dam, i wanted to make citrus fruit pie.
*Lycan walks off completely unaware he has once again been outwitted by the intellectual orange*

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Konsti


Konsti

lovable smart-ass
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria

Total posts: 785
Posted:mess with his car!

"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer

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Lycanthrope


Lycanthrope

The original drunk/stoned/vegetarian shapeshifter
Location: Blackhill, Australia

Total posts: 209
Posted:another good suggestion, but i still want to do it the voodoo way,
something david bowie said in the song "dance magic dance"
the power of voodoo whodoo youdoo


Lycan:are you a citrus fruit?
Orange:no
Lycan:dam, i wanted to make citrus fruit pie.
*Lycan walks off completely unaware he has once again been outwitted by the intellectual orange*

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funky_hats


funky_hats

eating apples with chopsticks can be rather difficult
Location: Perth, Western Australia

Total posts: 167
Posted:yay prodigy smile "magic people, voodoo people...."

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Bumfro


Bumfro

Its a bum with an afro...
Location: Newcastle NSW

Total posts: 223
Posted:Yeh prodigy is sick, wish i saw them wen they were here frown
Hey Lycan, poo on his face.......
just a thought lol


Racism is a weapon of mass destruction

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GothFrogette
BRONZE Member since Oct 2004

GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 3999
Posted:if you don't know what your doing then don't do it and by asking it shows you don't. unfortuently its not like in the movies .....

hug

why do you have to do the stuff you don't want to anyway? hug


Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows

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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:Written by:
and i want revenge..........so i was hoping some HOPer could tell me how to make voodoo dolls.



Im sorry to rant at you but this is one of the horriblist things I have read on line for a while.

Voodoo is a powerful sorce of ancient magic and you obviously have no idea of what you will be dealing with... no matter what you do to them it will come back to you three times as bad.

so a teacher made you shave?!? maybe you needed to? confused

is that a reason to get medievil on their ass?

honestly you need to rethink your intentions. eek


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road

Total posts: 15965
Posted:So you'd be wanting something like a DIY voodoo kit then?


Such a shame there's nothing like that commercially available.


and erm yeah what Valura said...


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:forced hair modifications are always just cause for retaliation! your hair is a window into your soul. if your unsatisfied with your hair, this creates much deeper psycological problems

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road

Total posts: 15965
Posted:Err what's a discipline teacher?



*waits*


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:*follows Valura*

I had to shave for school many a time. Maybe, rather than getting voodoo on him, perhaps you should talk to him, find out his reasons, and discuss possibilities of alternatives to cutting hair etc (wear a hairnet, bandaiding earrings). Reason with him as to why he's giving you a hard time.

Really, striking back, especially in an anonymous manner, isn't going to solve much. Likely, having you do the voodoo that you do would only make him hurt, which would probably make him angry, which would make him pick on you, and everyone else, more. Thus, instead of solving the problem, it would only make things worse.


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:dont u need a chicken for voodoo?

*shrugs and starts to sing/chant*
you remind me of the babe
what babe?
the babe with the power
what power?
the power of voodoo
whodoo?
you do
do what?
remind me of the babe *grin*

*picks up some kfc* wonder what sorta voodoo you could do with this? pretty awful stuff id say


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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:Great link Cantus. angry



Written by:


forced hair modifications are always just cause for retaliation! your hair is a window into your soul. if your unsatisfied with your hair, this creates much deeper psycological problems







your hair is not a window to your soul.... the saying is that your eyes are the window to your soul. Unfortunalty there are rules that are at school for a reason and the teacher is enforcing them therefore doing his job. NOBODY should be using something like voodoo on someone else for such a pathetic reason.... or for any reason for that matter


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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Stone
GOLD Member since Jun 2001

Stream Entrant
Location: Melbourne

Total posts: 2830
Posted:linden Written by:
dont u need a chicken for voodoo?



was that fish or chicken?

Ive been tempted to stick pins in dolls, but for some reason I have a healthy respect for voodoo. Using the power of voodoo, by the uninitiated, could backfire and cause more problems. There are probably better ways to solve the problem.

cheers


If we as members of the human race practice meditation, we can transcend our fear, despair, and forgetfulness. Meditation is not an escape. It is the courage to look at reality with mindfulness and concentration. Thich Nhat Hanh

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.:* Moon Pixie *:.

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.

Total posts: 3492
Posted:ummmm... to my understanding... Voodoo is a part of a religious tradition to certain tribes in Africa...??? I don't actually know anything about it... confused my friend recently went to africa and went to some Voodoo markets... said it was quite a scarey place (lots of pieces of dead animals used for voodoo ritual) and felt quite unwelcome there.... I think it's a cultural thing... very real and important to the people who practice it.

This may not be the Voodoo you're talking about, but I would think if you don't know anything about it you shouldn't play with it...




*:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside

Total posts: 2676
Posted:Yeah I agree with Moon Pixie.



Don't play with things you don't know much about.



Plus, it's pretty harsh to wish pain/ill/suffering upon someone.


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Bumfro


Bumfro

Its a bum with an afro...
Location: Newcastle NSW

Total posts: 223
Posted:lol ohh giv him a brake, i thought it was pretty funny... it doesnt seem like he really wants to kill this guy!

Racism is a weapon of mass destruction

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Vixen
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

Vixen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire

Total posts: 3276
Posted:oooo Witches of Eastwick!!! xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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