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Location: Blackhill, Australia
my school discipline teacher has been giving me a really hard time lately, making me cut my hair
shave & take out my earrings.and i want revenge..........so i was hoping some HOPer could tell me how to make voodoo dolls.
yes i have been watching indianna jones and the temple of doom........
Lycan:are you a citrus fruit?
Orange:no
Lycan:dam, i wanted to make citrus fruit pie.
*Lycan walks off completely unaware he has once again been outwitted by the intellectual orange*
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
riiiiiiiiight.
209 posts
Location: Blackhill, Australia
you obviously havent seen temple of doom
Lycan:are you a citrus fruit?
Orange:no
Lycan:dam, i wanted to make citrus fruit pie.
*Lycan walks off completely unaware he has once again been outwitted by the intellectual orange*
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
shave??? i thought you were a girl! xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
209 posts
Location: Blackhill, Australia
i could be hairy girl!!
Lycan:are you a citrus fruit?
Orange:no
Lycan:dam, i wanted to make citrus fruit pie.
*Lycan walks off completely unaware he has once again been outwitted by the intellectual orange*
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
I have seen temple of dooooooooooooooooooooom many times.
So nah!
I thought you were a girl too...only girls wear earrings...
209 posts
Location: Blackhill, Australia
so dont mock voodoo
yes i am male
Lycan:are you a citrus fruit?
Orange:no
Lycan:dam, i wanted to make citrus fruit pie.
*Lycan walks off completely unaware he has once again been outwitted by the intellectual orange*
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
the voodoohoodoowotyoudontdaredoowoohoo.
No you are not.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Jon... u wear earrings! xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
209 posts
Location: Blackhill, Australia
elton john has his ears pierced
Lycan:are you a citrus fruit?
Orange:no
Lycan:dam, i wanted to make citrus fruit pie.
*Lycan walks off completely unaware he has once again been outwitted by the intellectual orange*
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Vicki ( "
" ) 
Elton John may or may not wear earrings so I cant comment.
209 posts
Location: Blackhill, Australia
allright, barbara streisand wears earings
Lycan:are you a citrus fruit?
Orange:no
Lycan:dam, i wanted to make citrus fruit pie.
*Lycan walks off completely unaware he has once again been outwitted by the intellectual orange*
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
dont worry, the karma will come back to haunt your teacher
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
209 posts
Location: Blackhill, Australia
i dont want to leave it to karma
i want to speed karma up a bit:D
Lycan:are you a citrus fruit?
Orange:no
Lycan:dam, i wanted to make citrus fruit pie.
*Lycan walks off completely unaware he has once again been outwitted by the intellectual orange*
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
mess with his car!
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
209 posts
Location: Blackhill, Australia
another good suggestion, but i still want to do it the voodoo way,
something david bowie said in the song "dance magic dance"
the power of voodoo whodoo youdoo
Lycan:are you a citrus fruit?
Orange:no
Lycan:dam, i wanted to make citrus fruit pie.
*Lycan walks off completely unaware he has once again been outwitted by the intellectual orange*
167 posts
Location: Perth, Western Australia
yay prodigy
"magic people, voodoo people...." 223 posts
Location: Newcastle NSW
Yeh prodigy is sick, wish i saw them wen they were here
Hey Lycan, poo on his face.......
just a thought lol
Racism is a weapon of mass destruction
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
if you don't know what your doing then don't do it and by asking it shows you don't. unfortuently its not like in the movies .....
why do you have to do the stuff you don't want to anyway?
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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and i want revenge..........so i was hoping some HOPer could tell me how to make voodoo dolls.
Im sorry to rant at you but this is one of the horriblist things I have read on line for a while.
Voodoo is a powerful sorce of ancient magic and you obviously have no idea of what you will be dealing with... no matter what you do to them it will come back to you three times as bad.
so a teacher made you shave?!? maybe you needed to?
is that a reason to get medievil on their ass?
honestly you need to rethink your intentions.
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
So you'd be wanting something like a DIY voodoo kit then?
Such a shame there's nothing like that commercially available.
and erm yeah what Valura said...
Meh
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
forced hair modifications are always just cause for retaliation! your hair is a window into your soul. if your unsatisfied with your hair, this creates much deeper psycological problems
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Err what's a discipline teacher?
*waits*
Meh
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
*follows Valura*
I had to shave for school many a time. Maybe, rather than getting voodoo on him, perhaps you should talk to him, find out his reasons, and discuss possibilities of alternatives to cutting hair etc (wear a hairnet, bandaiding earrings). Reason with him as to why he's giving you a hard time.
Really, striking back, especially in an anonymous manner, isn't going to solve much. Likely, having you do the voodoo that you do would only make him hurt, which would probably make him angry, which would make him pick on you, and everyone else, more. Thus, instead of solving the problem, it would only make things worse.
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
dont u need a chicken for voodoo?
*shrugs and starts to sing/chant*
you remind me of the babe
what babe?
the babe with the power
what power?
the power of voodoo
whodoo?
you do
do what?
remind me of the babe *grin*
*picks up some kfc* wonder what sorta voodoo you could do with this? pretty awful stuff id say
back
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Great link Cantus.
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forced hair modifications are always just cause for retaliation! your hair is a window into your soul. if your unsatisfied with your hair, this creates much deeper psycological problems
your hair is not a window to your soul.... the saying is that your eyes are the window to your soul. Unfortunalty there are rules that are at school for a reason and the teacher is enforcing them therefore doing his job. NOBODY should be using something like voodoo on someone else for such a pathetic reason.... or for any reason for that matter
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Stream Entrant
2,829 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
linden
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don’t u need a chicken for voodoo?
was that fish or chicken?
I’ve been tempted to stick pins in dolls, but for some reason I have a healthy respect for voodoo. Using the power of voodoo, by the uninitiated, could backfire and cause more problems. There are probably better ways to solve the problem.
cheers
If we as members of the human race practice meditation, we can transcend our fear, despair, and forgetfulness. Meditation is not an escape. It is the courage to look at reality with mindfulness and concentration. Thich Nhat Hanh
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
ummmm... to my understanding... Voodoo is a part of a religious tradition to certain tribes in Africa...??? I don't actually know anything about it...
my friend recently went to africa and went to some Voodoo markets... said it was quite a scarey place (lots of pieces of dead animals used for voodoo ritual) and felt quite unwelcome there.... I think it's a cultural thing... very real and important to the people who practice it.This may not be the Voodoo you're talking about, but I would think if you don't know anything about it you shouldn't play with it...
*:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
Yeah I agree with Moon Pixie.
Don't play with things you don't know much about.
Plus, it's pretty harsh to wish pain/ill/suffering upon someone.
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
223 posts
Location: Newcastle NSW
lol ohh giv him a brake, i thought it was pretty funny... it doesnt seem like he really wants to kill this guy!
Racism is a weapon of mass destruction
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
oooo Witches of Eastwick!!! xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
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